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Survivor Futuna: Episode 1 "I Can Act, Honey."

Dec 29, 2014 by Alyxandra
Episode 1: "I Can Act, Honey."
Current Cast: http://i.imgur.com/tzHzwjh.png
© - Means the person says this in a confessional. If it does not have that mark, then they said it out loud.

Jeff Probst: “Here on the beautiful island of Futuna is where 16 strangers begin the journey of a lifetime. This island deep in the Pacific Ocean is known for its gorgeous coastline and is a great destination for tourists, but this is no vacation. Here is where these complete strangers will have to interact to build a new society and battle the elements and each other to survive. They must learn to adapt, or be voted out of the game. In the end, only one will remain to claim the title of Sole Survivor. 39 days! 16 people! 1 Survivor!”

A boat pulls up onto the beach and drops off the first 8 castaways.

©Alexis: “So we pull up on the boat and I see Jeff Probst. The Jeff Probst!”

Alexis a student, Kayley a theme park worker, Kenny a lifeguard, Lisa a stay-at-home mother, Matthew unemployed, Mitch a nude real-estate agent, Rhameen a construction worker, and Rosie an attourney get off of the boat and are directed by Jeff onto the red mat.

©Mitch: “I’ve been waiting since 2000 for this moment. I am playing Survivor!”

A helicopter flies in with the other 8 castaways

Alexis: “What? They got a helicopter?”

©Devin: “I am in this helicopter and I see the other tribe below me and I already can’t wait to destroy them.”

The helicopter lands and Alexander a graphic artist, Devin a carpenter, Jordan a journalist, Joseph a funeral director, Lea a pageant coach, Leanne a comedian, Nicole an aspiring actress, and Shayla a receptionist jump out and are lead to the yellow mat.

©Leanne: “Honestly, Jeff Probst is a beautiful man. I should ask what his skin care routine is.”

Jeff: “Welcome everyone to Survivor: Futuna!”

Everyone cheers.

Jeff throws the red tribe red buffs and the yellow tribe yellow buffs. “Red, you are Aoba. Yellow, you are Sibu.”

©Rhameen: “Getting a first look at my tribe, I can already imagine them all getting their torches put out. I’m not impressed.”

©Lisa: “My tribe looks great!” *The camera pans to Rhameen* “We have this tall guy that looks like he could be a beast at the challenges.”

Jeff: “Before you guys head out to your camps, how about a reward challenge?”

Everyone cheers.

Jeff: “This isn’t just your regular reward challenge, only one person will be playing, and that won’t be for just this reward challenge, this will be for every one of them.” *Everyone is shocked* “Much like from Survivor: San Juan Del Sur, each tribe will elect one person from their tribe to compete in the reward challenge. The winner, you guessed it, wins the reward. The reward is a big one; a machete, flint, and a choice of an extra bag of rice or beans.” Everyone claps “This challenge is rather simple. The two players will be holding a pole with buckets of water at each end. In 5 minute increments, I will add more water to the buckets. The last one standing wins. Choose who you want to compete.”

Aoba chooses Rhameen and Sibu chooses Devin.

©Rhameen: “This old guy don’t got nothing on me.”

©Devin: “There is no way I’m dropping this pole. No possible way.”

Jeff: “The challenge starts now.”

©Kayley: “Our guy is basically two times the height of everyone here. Unless he throws it, there should be no way we lose.”

*15 minutes go by*

©Lea: “I basically accept defeat already. I mean look at this guy. He’s huge. But I noticed at the 15 minute mark, he started struggling.”

Jeff: “Rhameen’s face starting to get red.”

©Kenny: “I’m like… seriously guy? You’re huge and you can’t balance water on your shoulders?

Jeff: “Devin looking solid!”

©Devin: “This kid’s just a punk. It wasn’t even 20 minutes and he started to struggle.

Jeff: “Almost to the 20 minute mark!”

Rhameen: “I’m trying.”

Kayley: “Come on! You can do it!.”

©Rhameem: “At the challenge, I noticed Kayley acting like a b****. Rolling her eyes and s*** like that.”

©Kayley: “I don’t care if Rhameen saw me roll my eyes. He deserved it for being such a little baby in the challenge.”

Jeff: “And it’s 20 minutes.” *Jeff pours more water into Rhameen’s buckets.* “Oh no! Rhameen drops his pole! Devin and Sibu wins reward!”

Devin takes off his shirt and flexes. All of Sibu cheers. Rhameen punches the sand.

©Lisa: *laughs* “Well I guess I was wrong.”

Jeff: “Well I can say for everyone that was unexpected. Sibu come get your reward.” *Jordan and Alexander run and get the reward.* “These are the maps to your camps. Sibu, you head left, Aoba, you head right.”

~*SIBU*~  Day 1

Everyone group hugs and thanks Devin for such an amazing performance at the reward challenge. Devin says don’t mention it and everyone gets started on the shelter and camp.

©Devin: “If you’ve watched Survivor, you know there are bound to be idols. And with idols, there are idol clues.”

Once the coast was clear, Devin looks around in the bag of rice and finds a clue to the hidden immunity idol. He laughs and shoves it in his pocket. Right when closes the bag of rice, Alexander and Jordan go up to him. They say they need to talk to him in private.

©Devin: “I was like… “oh no, they saw my idol. What am I going to say?”

Alexander: “Hey Devin, me and Jordan were thinking, and we want to get a dominate alliance started. Your performance at the immunity proved you were a great candidate. What do you say?

©Devin :” Phew. I legit felt like weight had been lifted off of my shoulders.”

Devin: “Hell yeah! Us three will be the final 3.”

The three laugh and continue work around camp.

~*AOBA*~  Day 1

Everyone walks up to the beach and sigh. All they have is one bag of rice and a pot. Rhameen knows what he did was unacceptable and makes a public apology. Everyone says it’s fine and they all agree they need to get started around camp.

©Rhameen: “I really need to make up for my crappy performance. I really need to get s*** done around here to make everyone forget about that.”

Lisa and Alexis start to bond over gathering wood and water.

©Lisa: “Alexis really reminds me of my oldest daughter. She is extremely sweet and I want her on my side.”

Lisa: “Hey… I was thinking… what if us 2 worked together?”

Alexis has a shocked face.

Alexis: “Oh my goodness! I was about to ask you the same question! I think that’s a sign.”

©Alexis: “Lisa reminds me of my mom who is my idol! Lisa and I will make a great team.”

Meanwhile, Mitch has gathered all of the guys together and asked for a majority alliance of those guys. Everyone thinks it’s a great idea.

©Matthew: “This is a strange group of guys, but I think we can make a great team!”

©Kenny: “Even though this guy’s alliance is a little off the wall, what idiot would decline an alliance?”

©Mitch: “Great. My plan is in motion. Now all I have to do is find the idol and I’m set.”

Mitch looks for the idol and Lisa and Alexis catch him. Alexis shouts out “Hey Mitch!” without knowing what he was doing. Mitch turns around and tries to cover up.

©Lisa: “Alexis might not have known what he was doing, but I do. I’m not as stupid as people might lead on. Mitch is #1 on my radar.”

Mitch runs back and huddles the group of guys. He tells them that Lisa and Alexis caught him looking for the idol and that they should target them first.

©Matthew: *shocked face* “Why would he tell us that? Looking for an idol? Come on man.”

The group of guys dispatch and they carry on with building the shelter.

~*SIBU*~  Day 2

©Nicole: “I hate this place. I got zero sleep. I hate everyone here. I want to go home, but I’m not going to. I am a lot of things, but I am not a quitter.”

Nicole gets up and starts talking to Shayla by the fire. They are the only two up.

©Nicole: “My strategy coming into this game was to be as fake as possible. I am not a nice person, but I will be in this game. I can act honey.”

Nicole starts talking to Shayla about their personal life. Nicole talks about how she grew up in a small town in Washington and having little growing up, which is a lie. Shayla doesn’t but it.

©Shayla: “There’s something fishy about this girl. I don’t know if she’s lying or is I’m just being paranoid but I don’t think this girl’s right.”

Joseph gets up and takes a walk.

©Joseph: “These past two days have been hard. I got about 30 minutes of sleep, I haven’t really connected with anyone, it’s just not something I’m used to.”

©Shayla: “I feel bad for Joseph. He looks really depressed. I just really think he needs a hug.”

Shayla follows Joseph on the walk. They start talking and Joseph starts to cry. Shayla comforts him and tells him of her story and how she had to overcome things. She says he will overcome this just like she will.

©Joseph: “Shayla is really the only person so far who has even attempted to talk to me or comfort me. I won’t forget that.”

~*AOBA*~  Day 2

Everyone is up and talking. Kayley decides she will try and cook from rice. Kayley manages to get a fire started from Alexis’s glasses so she can cook rice.

Lisa: “Woah Kayley, I think you’re burning the rice.”

Kayley: “Oh no!  Hurry get me something to scoop it out with!”

Rhameed stares at her with disgust.

Rhameed: “Have you ever cooked rice before?”

Kayley: “Um… not in a pot over a fire like this. Why?”

Rhameed: “Because if you haven’t cooked rice before, you shouldn’t be doing it.”

Kayley: “Woah there big shot. It was an accident. I’m sorry it won’t happen again.”

Rhameed: “Do you know how little food we have? We don’t have enough for you to just go and burn it all.”

©Rhameed: “In all honesty, I don’t care she burned the rice. I was letting my anger out on her for what she was doing yesterday at the reward challenge.”

Kayley: “Well if you would have won that reward yesterday, there would be enough rice for me to burn.”

Kenny and Matthew laugh but quickly recover.

©Kayley: “Who is this guy? Who let this 6’6 cry baby play Survivor? He is pathetic!”

Rhameed takes Mitch away and tells him they should vote Kayley and not Alexis or Lisa. Mitch does not budge. He insists that they vote for Lisa or Alexis.

©Mitch: “Sorry Rhameed, that is not part of my master plan. We do what I say and that is final.”

Rhameed storms off and goes swimming at the beach.

~*SIBU*~  Day 2

©Devin: “So everyone is just sitting around camp not doing anything, so I decided I was going to take a walk and look for the idol.”

Devin reads the clue. It indicates something between a fork. Devin starts digging in between roots from a tree that look like a fork. He finds the idol!

©Devin: “So I end up finding the idol. Is that surprising? Not really. Not to me anyways. I do not plan on telling anyone about this idol. I think that’s one of the stupidest moves someone could make in this game. Keep as much information to yourself as possible.”

Devin walks back to camp and brings back wood so he looks less suspicious.

~*IMMUNITY CHALLENGE*~  Day 3

Jeff: “Come on in guys!”

Everyone walks in and Jeff starts asking questions about camp life. Jeff was surprised that both tribes already had fire by Day 3. He explained the Immunity Challenge. It’s a Survivor classic.  Using their canoes, the tribes would paddle out to buoys in the ocean to retrieve a torch hung from each buoy. Racing back to shore, four members would run to the top of the hill and begin hauling up the canoe with a rope. The remaining tribe members would rotate logs underneath the canoe, allowing it to roll up the hill. Once the canoe passed a finish line, each tribe's remaining member would run to the top of the hill with the torch and light the victory cauldron. The first tribe to light the cauldron wins Immunity.

Aoba starts with an early lead, but Lisa drops the torch in the water. Sibu quickly catches up.

Jeff: “Both tribes neck and neck coming onto the beach!”

Sibu was very good at rotating the logs and getting the canoe up the hill.

Jeff: “Sibu gaining the lead!”

Aoba ‘s canoe falls down the hill so they have to start all over, but before they could, Lea had already lit the torch for Sibu

Jeff: “Sibu wins the first Individual Immunity!”

Sibu runs together and congratulates. Both tribes return to their matts and Jeff throws the immunity idol to Devin.

Jeff: “Sorry Aoba, got nothing for you. I’ll see you at tribal council tonight.”

~*AOBA*~  Day 3

©Lisa: “Well that was a bust. I do acknowledge that I probably had a large part in our lose today and I know my head’s on the chopping block tonight. I know right now I need to make alliances.

Lisa gathers Alexis, Kayley, and Rosie for an alliance. Lisa tells them that she thinks that the guys are all working together and that one of the girls will go if they do not vote as a whole like the guys.

©Rosie: “What Lisa’s saying is making complete sense. I have noticed the guys being very close, but was wasn’t too sure who to tell that too.”

©Kayley: “Lisa is completely right on this one, but she did cost us the challenge today.”

The guys alliance form and discuss who they should vote out. Rhameed insisted Kayley because she is rude and wasteful and Mitch insisted Lisa because she lost them the challenge today and she saw him look for the idol.

©Matthew: “This is a complete mess. Me and Kenny are just standing there where these two guys have a full out yelling fest.

Alexis and Kayley hear the yelling and follow it. They hide behind a bush so they won’t be seen. They hear that Mitch wants Lisa gone and runs to immediately tell her.

©Lisa: “Apparently Mitch wants me gone, and I can see why, but I don’t want to be gone. I want him to be gone.”

Rhameed and Mitch continue arguing until Rhameed storms off once again. Mitch says that he can’t say anything to Rhameed and walks off also. Kenny and Matthew stand there and look at each other puzzled.

©Matthew: “I honestly have no idea what to do. I know the Lisa is voting Mitch, and I know Mitch is voting Lisa, and I know Rhameed is voting Kayley, but who do I vote for? I know tonight will be crazy and someone is going home… and at this point… I just don’t want it to be me.

~*TRIBAL COUNCIL*~  Night 3

The Aoba tribe comes in.

Jeff: Welcome to Tribal Council. Behind each of you is a torch, grab one and approach the flame, and get fire. Because in this game, fire represents your life.

Each castaway grabs a torch, lights it, and takes a seat.

Jeff: “O.K. So three days in, and zero challenge wins. How does that feel Rhameed?

Rhameed: “Of course you’d ask me that question. Well no one here knows how heavy that pole was so they have no room to talk about how my performance was.” *the camera pans to Kayley rolling her eyes* “The immunity challenge, I’d say that was a group loss, but Lisa played the biggest part in it.”

Jeff: “Do you agree Lisa?”

Lisa: “Yeah I do say I agree with that. Is it something to vote me out for? I don’t think so.”

Jeff: “Mitch, do you think that’s something to vote someone out for?”

Mitch: “Hell yeah it is! As of now, Lisa is the most physically weak, and a lot of these challenges deal with physicality. We can’t have dead weight just hanging around.”

Lisa shakes her head and laughs

Jeff: “Alexis, what are you basing your vote on tonight?”

Alexis: “Um…”

Jeff: “Should I ask someone else this question?”

Alexis: *laughs* “Yes, please.”

Jeff: “O.K. then, Kayley”

Kayley: “I’m basing my vote on what’s in my best interest. What will get me farther in the game.”

Jeff: “Same question Matthew.”

Matthew: “These past three days have been extremely chaotic. So far I have heard three different names from three different people. I’m trying to keep a level head and stay calm. I’m honestly just hoping my decision tonight won’t screw over my game completely.”

Jeff: “And with that, it’s time to vote. Kenny, you’re up.”

All of the castaways get up and cast their vote.

Mitch holds up his vote and it says Lisa. “Just a part of the plan. If my plan is really in place, this should go to a tie and that’s when we’ll get the girls to flip on you.”

Lisa holds up her vote and it says Mitch. “So you think I’m the weakest? We’ll see.”

Everyone has voted and Jeff tallies the votes

Jeff: *returns with urn* Once the votes are read, the decision is final, the person voted out must leave the Tribal Council area immediately. I’ll read the votes…

Jeff: “First vote, Lisa.”

Lisa nods.

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Jeff: “Second vote, Lisa.”

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Jeff: “Third vote, Mitch. That’s 2 votes Lisa, 1 vote Mitch”

Mitch laughs.

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Jeff: “Fourth vote, Mitch. 2 votes Mitch.”

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Jeff: “Fifth vote, Kayley. That’s 2 votes Lisa, 2 votes Mitch, 1 vote Kayley.”

Kayley stares at Rhameed. Rhameed smiles back at her.

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Jeff: “Sixth vote, Mitch. That’s 3 votes Mitch, 2 votes Lisa, 1 vote Kayley.”

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Jeff: “And the first person voted out of Survivor: Futuna, Mitch. Please bring me your torch.”

Lisa and the girls hold hands, Kenny shakes his head, Matthew nods.

Jeff: “Mitch, the tribe has spoken.” *Snuffs torch* “Time for you to go.

Mitch leaves without looking back or waving.

Jeff: “With three people getting votes, it looks like this tribe is not one big happy family. And it looks like some people weren’t expecting it, but this is Survivor. Head back to camp, goodnight.”

(Exit Interview) Mitch: Welp… I didn’t see that one. Rhameed really screwed me over by not voting with the alliance. And with how the votes were read, it looks like someone flipped too. I do not hope them the best and I hope they wisen up and get rid of Lisa, but that’s up to them now.”

~*VOTES*~
Alexis: Mitch
Kayley: Mitch
Kenny: Lisa
Lisa: Mitch
Matthew: Mitch
Mitch: Lisa
Rhameen: Kayley
Rosie: Mitch

~*Next Time on Survivor*~
-        Kenny tries to understand what happened.
-        A new rivalry forms.
-        Two huge fights break out at both camps.

Current Voting Table: http://i.imgur.com/bLEBusj.png
Current Cast Chart: http://i.imgur.com/cXTw5Wo.png

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NOTES:
YAY I FINISHED THE FIRST EPISODE! It think it's pretty good so far, and trust me it only gets better :o. Feel free to ask questions if you have any. Hopefully this doesn't fail and people hate it.

Comments

#CRUCIFYKAYLEY
Sent by dragotistic,Dec 29, 2014
I like tuna
Sent by Zeptis,Dec 29, 2014
#CRUCIFYKAYLEY
Sent by MJFJUNE,Dec 29, 2014
JOSHAYLA < 333333 Joseph/Shayla for FINAL 2

but LMAO Aoba is a mess

Kayley, Mitch, and Rhameen are all terrible #CRUCIFYKAYLEY
Sent by Patrick319,Dec 29, 2014
I'm confused about Matthew & Kenny voting separately. I thought they were the 2 to be on the same page within the guys alliance.
Sent by Skyler_TW,Dec 29, 2014
I hope Kenny gets into the good graces of the tribe

Lisa/Alexis/Matthew/Kenny alliance
Sent by Patrick319,Dec 29, 2014
skyler_TW  this will be touched on more in the next episode.
Sent by Alyxandra,Dec 29, 2014
Tag me
Sent by Justunreal,Dec 29, 2014
that was good
Sent by harrywasnak,Dec 29, 2014
yaaaaaaaaaassss

but boo for only one black female
Sent by Js21,Dec 29, 2014
tag
Sent by samnala,Dec 30, 2014
Tag me
Sent by cjuddy,Dec 30, 2014
Loved it :)
Sent by JoeDaManXD,Dec 30, 2014
damn it, I loved mitch
Sent by sahmosean,Dec 30, 2014

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