I know this may shock you, but this is the first item on the list that doesn't solely involve roast beef! This actually has CORNED beef. It also comes with a whole slew of other toppings you probably don't want. Arby's picked this gem up exactly when they heard about how there was absolutely zero demand for it! You didn't hear it from me, but the secret ingredient in the reuben is the chocolate laxative swirls in the bread. Shitting for days!