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♣ VLOGWATCH Edition 7 ♣

2ndSep 10, 2013 by BengalBoy
imageIt's only a bloody VLOGWATCH! There's been an influx of proper exciting vlogs this week init (init) and I'd be doing the public a disservice if I didn't try to cover the cream of the crop!

austino15fffan



Looks like the fan just opened, cuz there's shade all over the bleeding well place! We've seen couples vlogs, we've seen family vlogs, heck we've even seen a couple of audio vlogs, but Austin has taken vlogging to a new dimension with a SHADE VLOG! As 'Stino put it himself, "I made a vlog, and I am throwing shade all over the place", and boy let me tell you I haven't seen this much shade since the last solar eclipse!

I give this vlog a *3/10*, the prattling on wasn't unique enough from every single other stars vlog to keep me captivated but Austin deserves his dues for throwing shade all over the place as well as giving us a special glimpse of the brand new Stars Pass which each player gets to wear around their neck!

"Oh well would ya look at this, he's gone and got shade all over the gosh darn place!" - SpaceCadet
"I just hope he cleans all this shade up before his parents get home!" - mikec51
"This vlog made me an austino fffan!" - disneygeek

RasGrand



The Rasser is back on the big screen and better than ever. After being called fat by jenzie, Rasser wasn't quite sure what to do. Should he insult her back? Ignore her? Call the cops? No, The Grand had another plan in mind. He got on the mic, whipped his top up and showed the whole of The Gaged that HE'S FAT AND HE DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS! Yeah! That'll teach her a lesson!

Straight up, I'm giving this vlog a *8/10* rating! Ras got back at his adversary in the most crushing way possible, and even signed off with a cheeky Looney Tune style wink! Suffice it to say, he's snatched the award of Best Tengaged Truffle Shuffle from Radiohead.



"If you mess with the Ras, expect to see some not so lean body mass." - AustinRules6969
"If you mess with the Grand, he'll show you what it looks like when you have a problem with your thyroid gland." - Etienne
"It's about time we had a charismatic fat idol on Tengaged to look up to!" - black0ut247

RightToCensor



Guess who's back? Back again? Eric Haarer's back, tell a friend. The Big Haarer comes at us live from his favourite place- the restaurant. This time there's no singing, no acting, just some premium unfiltered vitriol headed in Loopulle's direction. Turns out Pulle has been attacking Eric's brother and how does Eric respond? Well, with a heated angry vlog where he bobs his head around as he slurs sentences about how disgusting of a person Loo is and how he'll "make his life hell" if he fucks with his brother again, so basically a typical Black Dav vlog by a lil white fella!

This vlog gets a *10/10* from me, therefore winning the honours of *VLOG OF THE WEEK*! When you see this chiseled, confident alpha male laying down the law to his online rival and threatening him, you just can't help but believe this bad boy is the real deal! If I was Loo I'd stay well clear of this mad cad!

"This would've been more threatening if Haarer showcased his singing voice!" - donaam
"If Loopulle skates upon thin ice, it would be nice if he thought twice before he made another single move." - jharrin7887
"YASSS GURL GO IN HONEY" - dav_o_79

Honourable mentions:

Girllover101
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY8gTJGFyu4
This vlog is notable as it proves two things. One: the age restrictions on Tengaged mean absolutely shit all. Two: you can be a GIRL LOVER and still enjoy a good blonde weave, both on Tengaged and off. Top respect pal.

"He's a girl lover, that's for sure!" - tommyboy614

Akora
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pztR_zah6pk
Jordan gives us a good old fashioned lip sync, but unfortunately it's a bit out of sync. Nonetheless, the ending shows once again that Akora is ready to pose for a Passport photo at any given moment.

"Akora? I'd be better off with Derek Acorah!" - Yoshitomi

Comments

oh MY
Sent by donaam,Sep 10, 2013
Ugh my vlog is considered the worst
Sent by austino15fffan,Sep 10, 2013
WOW WHAT ABOUT @MACKLEMORE BENGALBOY haha
Sent by egaga911,Sep 10, 2013
hey
Sent by _Aria,Sep 10, 2013
yeah dude what about macklemore
Sent by BengalBoy,Sep 10, 2013
Derek Acorah? *Googles*
Oh wow, that's what his name is.
I learn something new everyday! Thanks, Bengalboy. :D
Sent by Yoshitomi,Sep 10, 2013
LMFAO I LOVE RIGHTTOCENSOR
Sent by Etienne,Sep 10, 2013
me
Sent by SpaceCadet,Sep 10, 2013
BengalBoy & all of Tengaged, LOL DID NO ONE EVEN REALIZE THAT RIGHTTOCENSOR IS REFERRING TO ME WHEN HE'S TALKING ABOUT HIS "BROTHER"? I'M HIS BROTHER BITCHES LOL :)
Sent by Etienne,Sep 10, 2013
"the ending shows once again that Akora is ready to pose for a Passport photo at any given moment."

LMFAO! I didnt even notice that until I rewatched it. Curse my seriousness
Sent by Akora,Sep 10, 2013
When are we gonna have another t-chatter bengalboy?
Sent by JustMe,Sep 10, 2013
Never.
Sent by BengalBoy,Sep 10, 2013
you're a brave man
Sent by konohavillage1,Sep 10, 2013
It's Loop.

Not Loo, not Pulle.

Just Loop.
Sent by Loopulle,Sep 10, 2013
Not anymore.
Sent by BengalBoy,Sep 10, 2013
Oh Lordy :O

Another reason why making a vlog is not on my "to do list"!
Sent by Diva1,Sep 10, 2013
When did I say his? O_O
Ohwell i always appreciate being mentioned I saved Austino and I am a fffan of him so cool ;)
Sent by disneygeek,Sep 10, 2013
LOL YAY I FINALLY MADE ONE OF YOUR SPECIAL QUOTES! haha love your blogs, keep it up :)
Sent by tommyboy614,Sep 11, 2013
HAHA RAS GRAND!
Sent by staymellow,Sep 11, 2013
RAS GRAND SHOULD BE TOP VLOG!
Sent by staymellow,Sep 11, 2013
there ya go. this week's edition brought to you by bengalboy himself
Sent by Meyaar,Sep 11, 2013
Im never in vlog watch brb cutting
Sent by ajg31397,Sep 11, 2013
'This vlog is notable as it proves two things. One: the age restrictions on Tengaged mean absolutely shit all. Two: you can be a GIRL LOVER and still enjoy a good blonde weave, both on Tengaged and off. Top respect pal.'
Sent by Ladris,Sep 11, 2013
AWW TY GUYS
Sent by RightToCensor,Sep 11, 2013
tengaged has a lot of FAT people lol
Sent by Lamia,Sep 11, 2013
u left out funnehliner bengalboy :(
Sent by Ladris,Sep 11, 2013
I only just saw the Girllover101 vlog. His name can't be serious o:
Sent by Carlisle,Sep 11, 2013
plussed! great blog :)
Sent by azanoni,Sep 11, 2013
Ohh  Yay!!!  Another Vlog Watch Blog !!!  Love these Dru!!!  **Makes popped corn and fluffs my pillows and settles back for a good read and great enjoyment!! **

"truffle shuffle" !!  ...omggg how do you come up with these!!!  hahaha !!!!  LOVE it!!!

"If you mess with the Grand, he'll show you what it looks like when you have a problem with your thyroid gland."  HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!   Gotta love him for owning it !!! 

Looks like ole Loop doesn't know Eric is Etiene's brother... maybe he should "tread lightly" ...if you know what I mean !! ;D

" so basically a typical Black Dav vlog" !!!  hahahah!!! 

"This vlog is notable as it proves two things. One: the age restrictions on Tengaged mean absolutely shit all. Two: you can be a GIRL LOVER and still enjoy a good blonde weave, ""   hahahha!!!
He looks like he turned 13 yesterday!!!   His hormones are deffo kicking in tho.. ..it's clear he REALLLLLY likes jensie !!!  lollll

Great Blog BengalBoy... you never disappoint !! < 3   What a talented doggie you have...Will you come and teach MY dog how to make chocolate chip cookies??  hahah  !!
Sent by Gemini,Sep 11, 2013
aww I forgot to put your "@"  hahah  BengalBoy  ^^^  hahah!!
Sent by Gemini,Sep 11, 2013

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