I saw Etienne's blog about illegal things that he's done and I have to say, it really hit home for me. You might see me as a little angel, but let's just say there were some times I ended up on the wrong side of the tracks.
I must have been about 17, just on the way to visit my friend "Plump" Peter Peckerwood. His house just came off the main road, but due to the traffic I was unable to cross. I pressed the button and waited for the cheeky little green man to pop up on the light, but after a good 41 seconds, he wasn't anywhere to be seen. I looked to the right and saw no cars coming anytime soon, looked back up and the light was still on the red man.
So what did I do? I crossed.
That's right, as you Americans would say it, I jay walked. I've never admitted this to anyone before, but I did. As I crossed the road, surging with adrenaline, my mind was racing. What am I doing? I didn't know. I made it to the other side in one piece and looked around to see no one had noticed. I'd made it. Got away with it. Felt like OJ Simpson on a murder trial.
I will say this- I had taken a couple of strawberry CALPOL pouches that morning for my cold so I wasn't quite in the right mind. Still, that doesn't justify it, and it doesn't change the fact I'm nothing but a cold hearted, good for nothing criminal.
Now fuck off.
Comments
The cops are already en route to arrest you. Hopefully you learn that crime doesn't pay.
konohavillage1 looks like you got in there first *blows party horn* MMAjunkieX what did you reckon to melendez/sanchez bud? Whoa got away scot free pal *dusts shoulders off* Etienne i'll trend you if you're not careful mate
BengalBoy ... It was pretty enjoyable. I wish it wasn't in the UFC though. I'm done supporting the UFC since they axed Fitch and Okami. They should pretty much go fuck themselves.
I check for a blog of yours every time I log in.... I can't believe I missed this!! I KNEW you were a "JaY WalKer" just by the cut of your jib!!! Missed you cutie !!♥♥♥
I saw Etienne's blog about illegal things that he's done and I have to say, it really hit home for me. You might see me as a little angel, but let's just say there were some times I ended up on the wrong side of the tracks.