Some people use Snapchat to send the occasional funny picture or video, others use it to document every mundane moment of their life to their Tengaged pals. These are the latter.
5. owlb0ned
I like Jess, I've got time for Jess, but she sends 50 snaps a day of her working the deep fat fryer and making funny faces in her car. I'll let 'er off with 5th place cuz I like the snaps where she doesn't have any clothes on, but I can't forgive her for the weird singing ones.
"She'll have a tough time explaining she got in a car accident because she was making a 10 second video of her lip syncing to Pitbull." - AlexRyder
4. dav_o_79
He may be posh ^_^ and cute ^_^ but every single one of Dav's snaps is the same, it'll either be a picture of him grinning with a caption lark "I'm a pretty princess ^_^" or a picture of him with a millimeter cut off his hair saying "Haircut ^_^".
"Dav's barber is ripping him off good and proper!" - Hannah_Banks2250
3. Zurks
Literally just pictures of her cat in slightly different positions about 20 times a day. Either that or pics of children's books.
"This is a worse subscription than The Daily Hart!" - lemonface
2. Radiohead and poked
Just floods Snapchat stories with 5 minute selfies of him making weird faces or talking bollocks. Marissa is the same but with more eyebrows and smaller tits.
"you dunce... go get a cap dolt" - Survivor8
1. ShayyBayy
Dire. Had to remove her about one month in cuz my phone was going off all hours of the day for pictures of mundane sh!te like a can of Monster energy drink. I dunno how anyone can put up with all tha cuz I certainly can't.
"I'd rather watch paint dry" - cotbey
That's your lot, but then I only have about 8 Tengaged snappers on my list cuz I try to keep it to a minimum. Feel free to post your own if you know anyone who sends sh!t snaps.
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I politely say to him "A guy with his parrot shopping at the hardware store, huh?". I am moving while I say this because I do not want to get close to this bird. So he says to me "Yes, it's just me and Snapper shopping".