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Big Brother and online Hunger games.

♣ VLOGWATCH Edition 15 ♣

3rdJun 26, 2014 by BengalBoy
imageFirst of all, I'm not your friend, so stop looking at me. Second of all, I'm not a vlogger, so stop VLOGGING at me!

SeaKing



The Swedish meatball known for having a cousin who begs everyone for .es accounts and one of the Kardashian sisters make a duo vlog where they play the hide 'n' seek challenge. This basically consists of one hiding in the dark breathing heavily with a camera while the other one seeks them out. Luckily the two of them choose some real tough hiding places, Sonia picks a cupboard and Damon goes with curling up between a sofa and corner table... In plain view.

I'm giving this vlog a *5/10*. The hide 'n' seek was real tense but what really made it was the loser having to do the most daring dare of all dares: eating a burnt sausage. WOT

"Burnt sausage? PFFT! The loser should've had to down a tin of surstromming!" - FrOntIeRpSyChIaTrIsT
"I'm the queen of hide and seek most people don't even notice me when I make 50 blogs a day!" - haileySx
"Cecil Peoples scored this contest 50-45 to the winner by split decision: Sonia." - Fritzyyyyy

corey1



Corey is in the motherfucking HOUSE and as usual, he delivers. This time he belts out a parody to some gay song with lyrics catered to Big Brother. He sit-dances his ass off, making wild gestures while he belts out the words in his trademark masculine voice. And if you think that's good, just wait till he gets out of his seat at 1:36 for a se%y bit of twerking! PHWOAR!

I'm giving this vlog a *7/10*! Corey is the King of Cringe and as he lets it all out in his wacky animal hat, you just can't help but to smile. He may have got a bit out of breath when he tried to rap, but still a stand up performance.

"Corey may be in his mid 20s but he doesn't look a day older than the first time he played stars!" - AllieBoBallie
"I've got to say, the twerking did make me a little damp down under." - DiamondsArentForever
"He always reminds me of a boy in my class! So cute!" - owlb0ned

snowflake3



This special little snowflake rummages his mum's wardrobe then starts dancing around dressed like a mug. Why? To win an online drag race game. This lil fella belts out all his best moves, from hanging off the ceiling at 3:37 and even squatting to have a quick shit at 1:24.

I'm giving this vlog a *10/10* therefore winning the honours of *VLOG OF THE WEEK*! The only thing that would've made it better is his parents coming in the garage at the wrong time and disowning him for dancing and dressing like this to win a group game.

"If this guy doesn't win HighNoon's drag race, I'd love to see who embarrassed themselves worse." - Obsessed_4405
"And I thought my dances were gay!" - RightToCensor
"The most shocking thing about this is he made it through 4 minutes without suffocating with cringe, I only made it about half a minute!" - Potatosalad

***A CHALLENGER APPROACHES***

RightToCensor



Eric Haarer is back with his g*yest work yet. The dancing queen dances to the most appropriate song he could find, ABBA's Dancing Queen. You just have to sit back and take it in while Eric does his saucy seductive moves in his trademark waistcoast, like wrapping his blanket round him before throwing it off dramatically a few seconds later.

This vlog gets a *10/10* winning JOINT HONOURS of *VLOG OF THE WEEK*. Whenever Aphrodite Starchild hits the screen, it's gold.

"Girl look at that body, he works out!" - coreyants
"Well if we're going to be honest here, I did get a semi." - PaulaDeen
"That man sure knows how to rock a waistcoat!" - temponeptune

*HONOURABLE MENTIONS*

aimers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0SWAerbnQY

Jeff belts out another vlog showing supreme production values. After getting his wisdom teeth removed, Jeff answers a few requests and even does abiva juggling! Luckily even under the influence of the stuff dentists use to numb your jaw, he still isn't g*y enough to belt his shirt off.

"I'll remove the rest of his teeth if he's not careful." - Etienne

maxiphone27

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6dkfdViGSY

Maxi sings a rendition of the song most of us remember from childhood: The Circle of Life. He really let's it all hang out, making wacky faces as he goes along.

"This is even better than my version!" - Radiohead

likevines20, TheSexiestDude990, Bambiboo6

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VfXjFHFiPM

I only watched the 5 seconds of this where they answered my question cuz I'd rather spend 36 minutes getting a prostate exam tbh but if you're into 2 people putting their grubby fingers over someone's face, this is your bag.

"They'll need a wider angle lens if they want to fit all 3 in the frame!" - Nicolette

Comments

WTF ERIC HAARER DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT?
Sent by jenzie,Jun 26, 2014
YESSS
Sent by disneygeek,Jun 26, 2014
hi
Sent by JourdanBabyXoXo,Jun 26, 2014
Sent by jenzie,Jun 26, 2014
jourdanbabyxoxo hey buddy
Sent by BengalBoy,Jun 26, 2014
8
Sent by SurvivorFan37,Jun 26, 2014
APHRODITE STARCHILD WAS ROBBED!
Sent by Etienne,Jun 26, 2014
OH MY GOD LOL
Sent by aaronstevens4444,Jun 26, 2014
IS THAT REALLY snowflake3!?!?!?
Sent by Carlisle,Jun 26, 2014
jenzie etienne sorted
Sent by BengalBoy,Jun 26, 2014
Carlisle yeah that's him under his drag persona "Rim Hijab"
Sent by BengalBoy,Jun 26, 2014
LMFAO SNOWFLAKE
Sent by Etienne,Jun 26, 2014
and omg i love it when you feature me in quotes that people said!
Sent by Etienne,Jun 26, 2014
Dayummmm, I'm a bitch!
Sent by Nicolette,Jun 26, 2014
:/ Mmmk.
Sent by haileySx,Jun 26, 2014
LOL
Sent by owlb0ned,Jun 26, 2014
That man sure knows how to rock a waistcoat!
Sent by temponeptune,Jun 26, 2014
LOL
Sent by AlaskanFiredragon,Jun 26, 2014
LMFAO pure genuis BengalBoy!!!

Bravo!!!
Sent by MikeRORO,Jun 26, 2014
thanks for the mention!
Sent by maxiphone27,Jun 26, 2014
Eric is no bottle of wine. He doesn't age well
Sent by cgy_gayz,Jun 26, 2014
YAAAAAAAAS i made vlog watch, my dreams came true
10/10 RightToCensor and i work it

and yes i did win HighNoon's Drag Race
Sent by snowflake3,Jun 26, 2014
snowflake3 well deserved fella
Sent by BengalBoy,Jun 26, 2014
Bengalboy Thanks I  think this is my 3rd time on Vlogwatch I love you!
Sent by RightToCensor,Jun 26, 2014
righttocensor your vlogs are the truth mate
Sent by BengalBoy,Jun 26, 2014
This time he belts out a parody to some gay song
Sent by Survivor8,Jun 26, 2014
LMFAO crying
Sent by Shonaynay,Jun 26, 2014
"Burnt sausage? PFFT! The loser should've had to down a tin of surstromming!" - FrOntIeRpSyChIaTrIsT
baaahahahah
Sent by JustMe,Jun 26, 2014
I am way too normal to make a vlog after seeing these.
Sent by Diva1,Jun 26, 2014
I am way too normal to make a vlog after seeing these.
    Sent by Diva1,Jun 26, 2014

ditto :O
Sent by k4r4k,Jun 26, 2014
=]
Sent by Pepper,Jun 27, 2014
GO VLOG YOURSELF
Sent by Absol,Jun 27, 2014
idk what id do if i had to eat a burnt sausage tbh :c
Sent by Oliviaxoxo,Jun 27, 2014
jesus h christ
Sent by iScotty,Jun 27, 2014
Absol but i'm not a vlogger
Sent by BengalBoy,Jun 27, 2014
bengalboy not in love with ur tone
Sent by Absol,Jun 27, 2014
okay assholes, the only fucking reason I was even in that fucking vlog was because I happened to be home from work. So if you got a fucking problem with me, please feel free to speak the fuck up so I can personally tell you how many fucks I DONT give about your opinion. Kthnx
Sent by BambiBoo6,Jun 27, 2014
enough fucks to have an emotional outburst on an expired blog then
Sent by BengalBoy,Jun 28, 2014

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