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Top 5 Funniest Shop Requests

3rdJul 9, 2014 by BengalBoy
imageAs any shop owner will know, having a Tengaged shop will get you a bombardment of requests from design hungry delinquents. I, Louis Theroux, went undercover into the world of shop owning to find the funniest ones!

5. When are you posting dude? Will you post now?
These lil fellas will constantly message you asking when you're posting, which isn't easy to answer when you don't keep a schedule of times to post designs in your Trapper Keeper! They'll also demand you post right now so the best way to do it is let them believe you are so they waste their time refreshing!

From tvdude01
Re: now..
Jul 9, 2014 22:08:52
to BengalBoy
fuck you dude
>10 more minutes on the phone to my aunty
>>sorry man my net shut out, 15 more minutes
>>>quit tricking me :( i keep refreshing
>>>>sorry bro 10 more minutes just painting my nails
>>>>>its been 10
>>>>>>ok buddy doing it in 5 minutes flat
>>>>>>>Can you post hair plsss

"Thanks for nothing dude you made me break my F5 key" - unkown

4. You can use my designs, for a cost.
Don't get me wrong people lending you designs to use is great, what's funny is the ones who offer you something you don't want then act as if they have the leverage like "hey dude you can use my underwater cauliflower t-shirt (http://cdn.tengaged.com/img_p/439373.jpg ) as long as you gift me and 2 friends first", that kind of removes the point buddy!

From nytrell12345
hey i have a design
Jul 10, 2014 15:24:49
to BengalBoy
for you to have can you post it a 1ts so i can get it for myself please i worked really hard on this
http://www.tengaged.com/design/id-162281/speeding-dc

"I'm a young enterpriser and I'll let you use my series of Digimon hoodies for a 10 bob bit." - Insanity

3. Do this for me next time you post!
Even if you're offering up designs on a plate people you've never spoke to still reckon you owe them something and need to rearrange what and when you post for them, they'll also harp on about how unfair it is if you posted something you didn't want but they spent their 1t on it anyway, which is a bit like if you gave a hungry tramp £5 and he said "hey dude can you give me that in 5 £1 coins instead?"
"I really enjoyed the free clothes from Oxfam but next time they should give me some Gucci or Louis Vuitton roffle." - AndThenThereWasOne

2. Give me a personal message next time you post!
Even if you tell people you're gonna blog before posting they still expect you to send out a personal mail, Kik or Fax message when you post. I'll be putting up a live Twitter feed for these people alongside a free TXT service so they never miss a single design!

[21:08:02] Iqura: U SHUDDDA TOLD ME WHEN U WERE POSTING PUTTING STUFF ON SALE
[21:08:05] Iqura: DO IT AGAIN :P
[21:08:33] Dru: alright doing one in 5 minutes flat
[21:08:42] Iqura: Ty :P
[21:08:54] Iqura: Msg me then :P
[21:09:12] Dru: i just msged u now LOL

"Hey man if I'm not on Tengaged message me on Scoderk before you post!" - Mikey04wp

1. I'll do anything for a design... Anything ;)
This is the top dog cuz some people really will humiliate themselves for a design, I'll never forget the time Tigger made this pic (http://cdn.tengaged.com/img_p/3835192.jpg ) for a gift off FrOntIeRpSyChIaTrIsT, or the time Timberlie made a beautiful pic of me and AllieBoBallie riding horses into the sunset (http://sketchtoy.com/61724313 ), or the time me and Ginger Joel got a girl to write "Dav_o_79" on her tits then didn't gift her. At the end of the day this is what owning a shop is all about so if you want a gift and you're willing to humiliate yourself hit me up bruh.

From Conjow
Re: ;)
Jul 9, 2014 18:22:29
to BengalBoy
-_- even after i did that, i thought we had a deal
>sorry buddy i can't
>>can youpost it for 150 now?
>>>hey dude sup
>>>>hello?
>>>>>Hmm... A bit gay
>>>>>>http://tinypic.com/r/2lkad4x/8

"I made a papier mache mould of BengalBoy's head and all I got was this lousy t-shirt." - Zacharyy

HONOURABLE MENTIONS:
"Wtf dude I thought we were friends and you didn't even give me a virtual weave from your shop?"
"I love your designs dude we should be best friends!"
"Can you let me gift myself and 4 of my friends please man?"
"I'll gift you when I get a shop if you gift me!"

Comments

first
Sent by CheapCheep,Jul 9, 2014
second
Sent by CheapCheep,Jul 9, 2014
Wtf dude I thought we were friends and you didn't even give me a virtual weave from your shop?
Sent by AustinRules6969,Jul 9, 2014
lmao, congrats on your shop :)
Sent by cotbey,Jul 9, 2014
This is hilarious
Sent by carterbehne,Jul 9, 2014
did u know theres this thing called "gift for gift"

tengagers gift each other teh same design at the same time instead of buying it for themselves to add a number to their gift page
Sent by Steel,Jul 9, 2014
i really want the underwater cauliflower shirt!! ;)
Sent by k4r4k,Jul 9, 2014
steel LMAO yeah it's ridiculous, radiohead scammed someone into gifting him that way
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 9, 2014
bitch
Sent by unkown,Jul 9, 2014
I loved reading this.
Sent by Forest_Knight,Jul 9, 2014
LOL THAT SKETCH THO
Sent by AllieBoBallie,Jul 9, 2014
i think the picture of this blog makes it
Sent by disneygeek,Jul 9, 2014
cotbey carterbehne forest_knight cheers fellas
disneygeek that's ex ufc welterweight and lightweight champion BJ Penn!
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 9, 2014
lol
Sent by brosky17,Jul 9, 2014
lol
Sent by Jenna2010,Jul 9, 2014
Ah, so true!
Sent by TheBlackDog,Jul 9, 2014
Lol I get these all the time when I have my shops
Sent by jojo7784,Jul 9, 2014
You need to tell us when you posting a design bro, it's a standard shop owner requirement.

Nvm...this blog is pin point accuracy from you bengalboy
Sent by Meyaar,Jul 10, 2014
meyaar LOL top respect buddy
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 10, 2014
Welcome to the world of shop owners aka as the world of broken promises.....
Sent by Diva1,Jul 10, 2014
LOL, that is all so true. I remember all of this in my own shop. Number four rings many bells. I couldn't believe the audacity of people lending average designs, expecting a gift. If people have a nice design, then I don't mind gifting them back, but some were expecting too much. Plus, I think it is kind of rude for anyone to expect a gift back...I think it is payback enough that people see their designs in the Shops game, have a chance to buy them and see other people wearing them. On top of that, they get exposure and some others may want to buy their designs... Is that not enough?
Sent by 75937563748,Jul 10, 2014
i never get quotes for these :'(
Sent by ILoveSleep,Jul 10, 2014
I'll do anything for a design... Anything ;)
Sent by chibideidara,Jul 10, 2014
i never get quotes for these :'(
Sent by ILoveSleep,Jul 10, 2014

And sorry dru! Next time i'll keep my mails in my paints .. ;) lol jk
Sent by _Teemo_,Jul 10, 2014
lol
Sent by Mikey_Elite,Jul 10, 2014
Your blogs are the best! :D haha
Sent by acyuta,Jul 10, 2014
Another high quality blog from our very own stud of the year bengalboy!
Sent by ajg31397,Jul 10, 2014
dru sucks
Sent by Minie,Jul 10, 2014
Llamas
May
Arise
Openly
Sent by Absol,Jul 10, 2014
LOL AT #5
Sent by AlaskanFiredragon,Jul 10, 2014
LMAOOOO bengalboy
Sent by dmann,Jul 10, 2014
are all these quotes from unkown
Sent by karim,Jul 10, 2014
karim LMAO they could be aswell
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 10, 2014
http://www.tengaged.com/design/id-162670/bunny-outfit
Sent by c4rr0tt0p,Jul 10, 2014
lol painting your nails!:p
Sent by Oliviaxoxo,Jul 10, 2014
The one about Scoderk got to me LOL
Sent by GentlemanG,Jul 10, 2014
I never knew that F5 refreshed the page until this blog.
.
:S
Sent by Nicolette,Jul 11, 2014
I only stole me neighbour's newspapers for 2 weeks straight to make that papier mache head. Fumin. bengalboy
Sent by Zacharyy,Jul 11, 2014

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