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Tengaged Movies Coming This Summer

2ndJul 11, 2014 by BengalBoy
imageIf you were to ask me if I'm the kind of guy who likes movies or the kind of guy who doesn't like movies, I'd tell you what I'd tell any other person, I'm the kind of guy who likes movies. Here are some of the most promising movies starring Tengagers this summer!

♣ Aquamarine And His Antics: The Movie ♣

Judd Apatow brings the nation's favourite sitcom to life on the big screen as ShayyBayy, ianfitz0012 and the man-HIMself Aquamarine return for possibly their WACKIEST antics yet!

"Being a long time fan of the TV show, I knew I HAD to see this! And while I was tempted to join the rest of the cinema-goers in leaving and asking for a refund when the ShayyBayy sex scene started, I'm glad I stayed till the end for every last laugh! 10/10!" - ILoveSleep

♣ You Don't Mess With The Rohan ♣

You just don't. Starring MattyBB9 and rohanchaubey as his stunt double.

"All I know is: you don't mess with the Rohan. 10/10." - Patrick319

♣ Ask? ♣

craycrayaye was just like any other girl her age, she liked to wake up, have breakfast, shower, go to work then come home and ask people to ask her questions on her ask.fm till the sun went down. But imagine her shock when one day she wakes up to find she can't say anything other than "ask"! Follow Cray through this tearjerking coming-of-age tale as she asks herself the toughest question yet: why can't she stop saying ask?

"This is the most moving piece of work I've ever seen. How do I know? I cried twice already. 10/10 No questions asked." - _Teemo_

♣ The Funny Finner ♣

He's a funny finner, and he's late for his dinner.

"Y'know, usually when friends recommend me foreign films I tell them if I wanted to read for 2 hours I'd buy a storybook, PAL! But I gave this a chance despite the subtitles and it did not disappoint! Funnehliner is the best action hero from that general region of Europe since Schwarznegger, and ElectraViv did a great job at playing his arch rival. 5 Tron Hoodies out of 5 Tron Hoodies!" - unkown

♣ Honey, I Shrunk Myself ^_^ ♣

This movie starts with a scene of dav_o_79 eating dinner as a child back in Cameroon with his mother telling him "eat your vegetables or you won't grow into a big strong man", only for him to reply "Shut the fuck up, BITCH! ^_^"

It then pans forwards 30 years into the future where Dav_o is now living as a man of the average height for a woman in the metropolitan city of Baton Rouge. The film shows how he deals with his height using snappy comebacks like "I can get ghetto if need be, honey ^_^" and "I'm that bitch that bakes the biscuits ^_^". Also starring JamesM as the love interest.

"Went to see this on a hunch and I've got to admit, I was not short changed. Great coming-of-age story. 10/10" - RoboZoe

♣ Sealing The Deal ♣

Some might call it a sex tape, but I call it an art film. Watch as Seal gives to Minie his most sacred possession: his virginity. Duration: 2 minutes.

"I was disappointed by the length... In more ways than one roffle! LéMayo! However length doesn't matter when Seal possesses what most guys lack: depth. I only wish I had shown him some cleave all those years ago then maybe it could've been me in Minie's position. 10/10" - chelss

♣ Mülan ♣

After seeing how rubbish women's football is, German futbol superstar Thomas Müller goes on a mission to save the sport by dressing up as a women and joining the Germany womens international football team under the guise of Mülan. This sports flick will have you pumped like a well inflated football from the moment Tom puts his wig on to the dramatic game winning goal by Mülan against US goalie HopeSolo! Script by Bri O'Dea.

"I was looking for a good soccer film and this caught my eye. But not only is it a fun sports film, it's also a social commentary on the chauvinist bullshit girls have to put up with, with guys telling Müller's female form 'wow baby you sure can open your mouth wide how about you come see me later' and 'wow nice long legs what time do they open'. Not only does Thomas save womens football, he learns the truth about what it's like for women. I loved it, like 'She's the Man' in reverse! 10/10" - chameleoneyes

♣ Two Hearts Become One ♣

Spookie and Iqura star as lovers in this Lollywood blockbuster. Like any other Lollywood film, it starts with Spookie trying to woo Iqura and her turning him down and ends with them getting married after Spookie does some romantic songs and dances in over the top fancy clothing to win her over.

"These two had great on screen chemistry, the music was great and I can see why people are calling Spookie Asia's answer to Charlie Sheen! 10/10!" - acyuta

Needless to say, MoreBeastThanYou's Netflix account will be seeing some action this summer! Rofflemayo!

Comments

Uhm ok?
Sent by FrozenShadow09,Jul 11, 2014
you always have the best blogs.
Sent by ztalker2002,Jul 11, 2014
Erm.... Ok? =S
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 11, 2014
rofl
Sent by Carriexoxo24xo,Jul 11, 2014
"I'm that bitch that bakes the biscuits ^_^"

DEAD
Sent by Funnehliner,Jul 11, 2014
Duration: 2 minutes.

OMG LOOOOOOOOL
Sent by Funnehliner,Jul 11, 2014
Awks as the concept for Mülan has already happened :P.
Sent by lassidoggy,Jul 11, 2014
LMAO
Sent by Icarus_Mark,Jul 11, 2014
LOL at the bollywood blockbuster
Sent by Anas,Jul 11, 2014
hahaha xD Amazing!!
Sent by acyuta,Jul 11, 2014
I'd rather be in a bollywood movie with #EmraanHashmi :p
Sent by Iqura,Jul 11, 2014
Duration: 2 minutes.
Sent by Sheena,Jul 11, 2014
LOL
Sent by owlb0ned,Jul 11, 2014
Um ok?.
Sent by Minie,Jul 11, 2014
don't mess with the fucker baking the biscuits amirite
Sent by JamesM,Jul 11, 2014
omg yes i got a quote
Sent by ILoveSleep,Jul 11, 2014
Love it x
Sent by ElectraViv,Jul 11, 2014
LMAO 10/10 legit quote!!11
Great blog (Y)
Sent by _Teemo_,Jul 11, 2014
Lmao yes!
Sent by craycrayaye,Jul 11, 2014
Nice blog. You put some effort into this one for sure!
Sent by Diva1,Jul 11, 2014
You are such a funny fellow :) nice work hun!
Sent by k4r4k,Jul 11, 2014
Love all of your blogs.
Sent by Forest_Knight,Jul 11, 2014
Mulan was amazing!
Sent by chameleoneyes,Jul 12, 2014
Duration: 2 minutes.
Sent by Beer,Jul 12, 2014
"I was disappointed by the length... In more ways than one roffle! LéMayo!
Sent by Absol,Jul 12, 2014
Top
Sent by LittleBrother123,Jul 12, 2014
bloody brilliant I will watch these after a spot o tea
Sent by Oscirus,Jul 12, 2014
I am disappointed, why was I not commenting on spookie n iqura's love chemistry flick. Dang!

btw bengalboy it should be lollywood not bollywood. they are not indians so yeah
Sent by Meyaar,Jul 12, 2014
meyaar Lollywood? more like LOLlywood!
thanks though buddy i didn't realise
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 12, 2014
Bengalboy yeah I know even the name of our movie industry sucks. but wait it's LOLworthy hey
Sent by Meyaar,Jul 12, 2014
Meyaar LOL yeah when i first read "it should be lollywood not bollywood" i thought you were making a joke like that
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 12, 2014
BengalBoy - This is the best Blog I have ever read on Tengaged! And thanks for starring me :p
Sent by rohanchaubey,Jul 12, 2014
He's a funny finner and he's late for his dinner!
Sent by Carlisle,Jul 12, 2014
5 Tron Hoodies out of 5 Tron Hoodies!
Sent by Spookie,Jul 12, 2014
Lol,this is so funny.
Sent by ilovetosing,Jul 12, 2014
ROFL Netflix here I come!
Sent by Insanity,Jul 12, 2014
PMSL
Psmmmmmsll
Sent by Radiohead,Jul 12, 2014
only for him to reply "Shut the fuck up, BITCH! ^_^"

I lol'd so hard that I then lmao'd, and even rofl'd.
thanks for that
Sent by mack3199,Jul 12, 2014
you're too much lol BengalBoy
Sent by skyler1822,Jul 12, 2014
I made up this film on a surfboard so don't judge.

Seal-Ed

The film starts with a seal swimming through the sea when he is captured by three kid sailors. The seal however kills than all with a single harpoon and eats them.
He then heads fur New York wearing a top hat and a monocle to disguise himself. He attacks a ice cream can and a nursery and keeps all the bones of his child victims. He is eventually caught and executed by the electric chair. In the final shot there us a cruise ship filled with armed seals heading for New York.

Rise of the planet if the seals.
The next film is set twenty years in the future. It turns out the planes in 9/11 were made of the kids bones and the seals caused it. Now china is the only country to side with the seals. In return for piece they supply the desks with child meat as they are overpopulated. It ends with Chinese leader king John (sounding like Kim Jong) having an epic fight with seals and being killed. All humans are eaten.

Seal take.

This is a prequel and the deal in the first movie (who's Jerome by the way) is kidnapped by zookeepers. The leader of the seals in the second film (Malcolm) is his father. It has one truly sic scene where they have a phone conversation in seal and it sounds epic.
Sent by rowan22,Jul 12, 2014
LMAO!
Sent by WpwSers196,Jul 12, 2014
great blog!:)
Sent by Oliviaxoxo,Jul 12, 2014
This was hilarious
Sent by SuperFreak,Jul 12, 2014
skyler1822 i'll show you too much ;)
rowan22 LMAO your seal movie ideas are off the chain mate
WpwSers196 I'M IN THE DUEL WITH WPWSERS
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 12, 2014
bengalboy just dont ask where the funding comes from
Sent by rowan22,Jul 12, 2014

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