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AllieBoBallie's Top 10 Tengaged Boyfriends

2ndJul 13, 2014 by BengalBoy
imageMy bae ballie AllieBoBallie sure does love hot guys, but what about when guys in college and guys in Dunkin' Donuts just don't cut the cake? Well, she turns to Tengaged! AllisonBoBallison has a real armada of internet boyfriends, and as voted for by the public, here are 10 of the best.

10. alexclow345
The Clow man on 3rd avenue is known by many for inexplicably looking a little bit like a burger, but behind the cheeky smile and big booming bowl cut this man has the ways to woo Bo Bandy right into his bed. With Clow, it's always a Mario Party, and if we're being serious with eachother you really can't blame Bo Diddley for having a bite of the burger.

"I don't blame Allie for snapping up the Clowmeister, he is fun, sport and sometimes oh so sexy." - Sparkinator

9. Florina
Florina is the manliest man on this list, so it comes as no surprise that AllieBoBurnham was instantly attracted to him. BoPeep originally connected with The Flormeister over their mutual interest in serial killers- BoJackson was more of a Ted Bundy fan while Florina appreciated Charles Manson, but the two respected one anothers' views and true love was born.

"She loves all things floral, it was only natural she moved in on Florina!" - @AlexRyder

8. Rebelman2227
If there's one thing that really makes AllieBoSelecta a lil hot under the collar, it's a good Starflakes score, and Stefan provides the goods. He's had a horde of Tengaged girlfriends in the past himself, from owlb0ned to that other one I don't know how to do her name, but he says AllieBoBaller is his greatest conquest yet and never forgets to tell her "ILYSFM".

"In the midnight hour she cried more, more, more! With a rebelman yell, more, more, more!" - andalarew_2231

7. SurvivorRocks
Known as a P!MP, it really didn't take much for Black Ben to pull BallieBoAllie. He sweet talked her a lil, telling her she was "much way much better than lemonface", then told her "Hey BoBarbie, are you into black men? Hey BoBarbie, I could be your Black Ben!" Before long, she was putty in his hands. As an Iowa hillbilly ABB doesn't get a lot of dark chocolate in her diet, but luckily Ben's here to change that ;).

"I like my Bens black just like my metal." - Shabootyquiqui3

6. sjsoccer88
Not only does this man know his way around a football, but he also knows his way around a woman. This Southern Belle wooed BoDog using his Sweet Home Alabama charm and his ability to cook up a mean bowl of rice and beans- BoB's fave meal of all time.

"I have one really big wish. That sjsoccer88 come to Croatia. He has many fans here and we all have Stever fever :). There were rumors that he gonna come, but they are all fake :( I hope that Steve gonna see this and that he gonna come to Croatia. Steveliebers are waiting for him" - suzycroatia

5. Trust
Zach gained Allie "Body Odor" Ballie's Trust as they both had the same favourite activity- SHOPPING GURLFRAN! It wasn't long before the friendship turned into an elationship and while the two may have drifted apart, BoNingen shows she'll always have a place in her heart for the lil fella by keeping him as her blog pic. Romance at its absolute finest.

"Trust takes years to build, seconds to break and forever to repair." - disneygeek

4. Lucinda
Lucinda, also known as Cesco Al Fresco, adds a bit of Italian flavour to BōLàng's limited pallet. She describes Cesco as a "hardcore boyfriend" and his experience in exotic cuisine has opened her up to new dishes such as pasta and beans and rice and pasta. Allie claims that while she may be a French Horn player, she much prefers blowing Cesco's Italian Horn.

"He sure can light a LuCINDER in a girl's heart! Allie's so lucky to be his LuCINDERELLA! Roffle!" - @KittyTheEmolga

3. Radiohead
The original gangster of AllieBoXilai's collection, these two go way back to when they were 14 year olds on Habbo Hotel. She was initially drawn in by his Habbo Club status, and soon became lustfully obsessed with him due to his big Dunkin' Donut nipples (http://i.imgur.com/VztfOgh.png ). After a few years of solid e-dating, AllieBocaRaton had her fragile little heart broken as Paddy moved onto ShayyBayy, and although it's all in the past now Allie says she'll always have a soft spot for Paddy.

"The summer after high school when they first met, she made out in B......E......D............S with Radiohead." - Zeptis

2. RoughNightBro
Known for naming himself after something he said to his bro after a rough night, Sean is one of Allie's most prized e-boyfriends. He has a heart of gold and through his connections in the Tengaged shop game he has the hook-up to her most desired possession: floral clothing. The only thing Sean takes more seriously than competing in Tengaged shops is competing for BoBo's heart, and arguably there's only one fella he can't compete with...

"No matter how you feel, get dressed up and show up!" - brandonpinzu

1. amills5
A 4x champion in NCAA Division I Wrestling, Alex wrestles with more than just his fellow competitors- he also wrestles with his emotions. And when it comes to Allie, the emotions win everytime. I've known this guy since him, 5x P!MP Master OG of the year meduncan and I used to mack on girls down at Harrison's Pub back in the 80s and let me tell you, Alex "Mr. Stealyogurl" Mills aint nothing to fuck wit. On top of stealing Foxox from MoreBeastThanYou, he charmed BoRat away from Rhythm 'N' Blues. At the end of the day, I really couldn't think of a more suitable Tengaged boyfriend for Abraham De Lacy Guiseppe Casey Allie Bo Ballie, Bo Ballie the alley cat.

"A Mills? What's that? You mean Mac Mills?" - Lachie227

HONOURABLE MENTIONS:
James Tarzan, Questionable (R.I.H.), SuperFreak, LiteCitrus, obscurity, corey1

Comments

1ST?
Sent by AlaskanFiredragon,Jul 13, 2014
wtf allie....
Sent by kimmal8,Jul 13, 2014
that moment the tags didnt work i cried
Sent by Queenisha,Jul 13, 2014
yeah wtf allie....
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 13, 2014
it just hurts, ya know bengalboy?
Sent by kimmal8,Jul 13, 2014
"Known for naming himself after something he said to his bro after a rough night,"

I laughed really loud at this idk why
Sent by AllyM,Jul 13, 2014
lol
Sent by BlueLagoon506,Jul 13, 2014
LOL omg dru really... REALLLY
Sent by AllieBoBallie,Jul 13, 2014
yes I made it
Sent by Trust,Jul 13, 2014
Yes loves me some allieboballie
Sent by amills5,Jul 13, 2014
Me when i havent even gotten a chance to crack this list
Sent by JeffWinger,Jul 14, 2014
It was soooooooo loud and really annoying :(  but was kinda hot at the same time
Sent by andalarew_2231,Jul 14, 2014
"A Mills? What's that? You mean Mac Mills?
Sent by Minie,Jul 14, 2014
She usually asks me for sausage
Sent by Lucinda,Jul 14, 2014
oh allieboballie is amills5 new obsession since foxox kicked him to the curbs?

lmao gl her - s m h

imma miss his friends that he pushes away for her #sorrynotsorry #youaresuperfake

yes i am in bitch mode :)
Sent by dmann,Jul 14, 2014
When is Minie 's top 10 boyfriends list coming up? oh wait, it will have to be top 20 :x...
Sent by Meyaar,Jul 14, 2014
LMAO
Sent by suzycroatia,Jul 14, 2014
girgfriends** meyaar
Sent by Minie,Jul 14, 2014
AllieBoBurnham
Sent by Funnehliner,Jul 14, 2014
Bae ballie
Sent by SomebodyAwesome,Jul 14, 2014
wow allieboballie I feel left out now
Sent by brosky17,Jul 14, 2014
Allie claims that while she may be a French Horn player, she much prefers blowing Cesco's Italian Horn.
Sent by TrollingPenguin,Jul 14, 2014
to be fair a wet blanket would be better than lemonface
Sent by MickJagger,Jul 14, 2014
AllieBaeBallie
Sent by Absol,Jul 14, 2014
I'd smash allieboballie
Sent by CDeal,Jul 14, 2014
ALLIEBOBURNHAM
Sent by AustinRules6969,Jul 14, 2014
LMAO LMAO LMAO AMILLS5
Sent by aimers,Jul 14, 2014
dont worry i'll come visit suzycroatia

i might even sign a few autographs
Sent by sjsoccer88,Jul 14, 2014
You know all the secret relationships on Tengaged!
Sent by Diva1,Jul 14, 2014
LMAOOOO!
Sent by MikeRORO,Jul 14, 2014

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