My bae ballie AllieBoBallie sure does love hot guys, but what about when guys in college and guys in Dunkin' Donuts just don't cut the cake? Well, she turns to Tengaged! AllisonBoBallison has a real armada of internet boyfriends, and as voted for by the public, here are 10 of the best.
10. alexclow345
The Clow man on 3rd avenue is known by many for inexplicably looking a little bit like a burger, but behind the cheeky smile and big booming bowl cut this man has the ways to woo Bo Bandy right into his bed. With Clow, it's always a Mario Party, and if we're being serious with eachother you really can't blame Bo Diddley for having a bite of the burger.
"I don't blame Allie for snapping up the Clowmeister, he is fun, sport and sometimes oh so sexy." - Sparkinator
9. Florina
Florina is the manliest man on this list, so it comes as no surprise that AllieBoBurnham was instantly attracted to him. BoPeep originally connected with The Flormeister over their mutual interest in serial killers- BoJackson was more of a Ted Bundy fan while Florina appreciated Charles Manson, but the two respected one anothers' views and true love was born.
"She loves all things floral, it was only natural she moved in on Florina!" - @AlexRyder
8. Rebelman2227
If there's one thing that really makes AllieBoSelecta a lil hot under the collar, it's a good Starflakes score, and Stefan provides the goods. He's had a horde of Tengaged girlfriends in the past himself, from owlb0ned to that other one I don't know how to do her name, but he says AllieBoBaller is his greatest conquest yet and never forgets to tell her "ILYSFM".
"In the midnight hour she cried more, more, more! With a rebelman yell, more, more, more!" - andalarew_2231
7. SurvivorRocks
Known as a P!MP, it really didn't take much for Black Ben to pull BallieBoAllie. He sweet talked her a lil, telling her she was "much way much better than lemonface", then told her "Hey BoBarbie, are you into black men? Hey BoBarbie, I could be your Black Ben!" Before long, she was putty in his hands. As an Iowa hillbilly ABB doesn't get a lot of dark chocolate in her diet, but luckily Ben's here to change that ;).
"I like my Bens black just like my metal." - Shabootyquiqui3
6. sjsoccer88
Not only does this man know his way around a football, but he also knows his way around a woman. This Southern Belle wooed BoDog using his Sweet Home Alabama charm and his ability to cook up a mean bowl of rice and beans- BoB's fave meal of all time.
"I have one really big wish. That sjsoccer88 come to Croatia. He has many fans here and we all have Stever fever :). There were rumors that he gonna come, but they are all fake :( I hope that Steve gonna see this and that he gonna come to Croatia. Steveliebers are waiting for him" - suzycroatia
5. Trust
Zach gained Allie "Body Odor" Ballie's Trust as they both had the same favourite activity- SHOPPING GURLFRAN! It wasn't long before the friendship turned into an elationship and while the two may have drifted apart, BoNingen shows she'll always have a place in her heart for the lil fella by keeping him as her blog pic. Romance at its absolute finest.
"Trust takes years to build, seconds to break and forever to repair." - disneygeek
4. Lucinda
Lucinda, also known as Cesco Al Fresco, adds a bit of Italian flavour to BōLàng's limited pallet. She describes Cesco as a "hardcore boyfriend" and his experience in exotic cuisine has opened her up to new dishes such as pasta and beans and rice and pasta. Allie claims that while she may be a French Horn player, she much prefers blowing Cesco's Italian Horn.
"He sure can light a LuCINDER in a girl's heart! Allie's so lucky to be his LuCINDERELLA! Roffle!" - @KittyTheEmolga
3. Radiohead
The original gangster of AllieBoXilai's collection, these two go way back to when they were 14 year olds on Habbo Hotel. She was initially drawn in by his Habbo Club status, and soon became lustfully obsessed with him due to his big Dunkin' Donut nipples (http://i.imgur.com/VztfOgh.png ). After a few years of solid e-dating, AllieBocaRaton had her fragile little heart broken as Paddy moved onto ShayyBayy, and although it's all in the past now Allie says she'll always have a soft spot for Paddy.
"The summer after high school when they first met, she made out in B......E......D............S with Radiohead." - Zeptis
2. RoughNightBro
Known for naming himself after something he said to his bro after a rough night, Sean is one of Allie's most prized e-boyfriends. He has a heart of gold and through his connections in the Tengaged shop game he has the hook-up to her most desired possession: floral clothing. The only thing Sean takes more seriously than competing in Tengaged shops is competing for BoBo's heart, and arguably there's only one fella he can't compete with...
"No matter how you feel, get dressed up and show up!" - brandonpinzu
1. amills5
A 4x champion in NCAA Division I Wrestling, Alex wrestles with more than just his fellow competitors- he also wrestles with his emotions. And when it comes to Allie, the emotions win everytime. I've known this guy since him, 5x P!MP Master OG of the year meduncan and I used to mack on girls down at Harrison's Pub back in the 80s and let me tell you, Alex "Mr. Stealyogurl" Mills aint nothing to fuck wit. On top of stealing Foxox from MoreBeastThanYou, he charmed BoRat away from Rhythm 'N' Blues. At the end of the day, I really couldn't think of a more suitable Tengaged boyfriend for Abraham De Lacy Guiseppe Casey Allie Bo Ballie, Bo Ballie the alley cat.
"A Mills? What's that? You mean Mac Mills?" - Lachie227