This site uses cookies. If you continue to browse the site, we shall assume that you accept the use of cookies.
Big Brother and online Hunger games.

HollySandwich's Top 10 Tengaged Boyfriends

2ndJul 27, 2014 by BengalBoy
imageIf I know HollySandwich (and I think I do roffle) she loves rackin' up Tengaged boyfriends! As exhibited by the fact she records every slightly nice thing guys say about her on her profile, Holly truly battles it out with AllieBoBallie for the largest collection of Tengaged boyfriends and here are just the top 10!

10. Carlisle
Fo shizzle ma nizzle it's my main man Carlizzle! David and Holly instantly hit it off when they realised they had a lot in common: they're both English, they're both posh enough to iron their socks and they both love a slice of nice hot c*ck straight out the oven. Holly has the hots for David, but unfortunately he bats for the other team so this relationship is more platonic for him.
"I'd run a mile for a bit of Carlisle!" - Johneh

9. Mexash
Hoping to relive her short and unfulfilling fling with Radiohead back in '09, Holly got with the younger, camper version with smoother back of thighs. Big Mex knows how to treat the ladies and suffice it to say, Holly can't get enough.
"I respect his soker skills." - sjsoccer88

8. sahmosean
Holly instantly developed an attraction for this bad boy after seeing his description of how he likes to eat clams like kissing a weirdly shaped mouth, which also gained the respect of ladies man amills5. A new entry to the list but one that's sure to skyrocket to the top, especially considering their mutual hair colour.
"sahmosean always leaves me wanting sah mo!" - Lynette

7. Survivor8
Wait, mate, Survivor8? Don't hate, this is the kinda guy Holly wants to date. Survivor has the well built body, the healthy head of hair and is one of the few straight males on Tengaged who is actually straight.
"That's great for Survivor8! Maybe they were brought together by fate!" - chhsfreshman2009

6. Kob3Sm1th
Zach Smith also known by his stage name "Korn on the Kob" is one of Holly's longest standing boyfriends. With his respectable music taste, schoolboy charm, and quality dramatic readings he keeps Holly coming back for more.
"She needs to get her hands off my man!" - bunnycat

5. Phenomanimal
Before Gastón was known as one of the gayest boys on the site, he was a mysterious, straight Canadienne called Matt. Using his skills in the language of love the Frenchman lured Holly in and e-dated her for a good while before dumping her to get with jhaybiie, leading FrankTurner to dramatically expose him for actually having a French name as revenge.
"It sickens me that he'd fake his name to hide his French roots." - DarkTyphoon23

4. konohavillage1
Konoha Village real name Ken is the only man with enough game to rival Black Ben. Black Ken got Holly back when they were both 14 when he used the line "Hey barbie, are you into black men? Hey barbie, I could be your Black Ken." Ever since then Holly and The Big Village have had an on-again off-again relationship and while Holly has moved on to other guys, she still has one of the fondest spots in her heart for Kenneth.
"Take me down to konoha village where the grass is green and the girls are pretty." - realityfreek

3. James1990
Well, it's no surprise to see him here. James is currently the P4P biggest P!MP in the game, and while he has nikki101 and owlb0ned fighting for his attention he moves from one to another like a true ladies man. Of course his and Holly's paths have also crossed, and Holly's under his spell just like the others.
"I'm so jealous, I hope he picks me next!" - Minie

2. zachboy967
Zach and Holly had a huge e-relationship. The two truly cared for eachother and their pairing was touted as 'ZachSandwich', but after Holly took a break from Tengaged to focus on her A Levels Zach was left heartbroken and eventually left himself, leaving Holly with yet another broken heart.

"Despite my own feelings for Zach, I shipped him and Holly hard knowing they'd make the cutest couple ever, it even breaks my heart that they're not together today." - Teddybear

1. petergrunow
The number one man. When Holly discovered a fellow Tenginger Tom8478 aka Ground Control To Ginger Tom lived in her very own rubbish little town of Peterborough, Holly was delighted. But she was even more delighted to meet Tom's friend Peter Grunow. The two discovered they went to the same school and even dated for a while, but unfortunately Grunow moved on to bigger and better things giving Holly the biggest heartbreak of her teenage life.
"Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead." - ladylizard

HONOURABLE MENTION: The_Domany
Although The_Dominic was never Holly's Tengaged boyfriend, he definitely deserves a mention on this list. Back in '09 Brandon was the object of Holly's 14 year old desires, however Brandon, being a sensible man, saw Holly as nothing more than a friend or a little sister figure. This didn't stop Holly from falling head over heels for him. As each grew older, Brandon got with Kezia and Holly considers him the one that got away. Holly now crushes on KrazyKillerWWA, who is basically just a younger Domany lookalike.
"Bore off Holly!" - BlueStar

Comments

LMFAO
Sent by Lynette,Jul 27, 2014
Slay her.
Sent by chibideidara,Jul 27, 2014
i love hollysandwich < 3
Sent by lemonface,Jul 27, 2014
this is gonna be a top blog aint it :(
Sent by JourdanBabyXoXo,Jul 27, 2014
never heard of "holly sandwich"
Sent by coreyants,Jul 27, 2014
why am i never quoted bengalboy i have a ton of great quotes m8
Sent by carleebear,Jul 27, 2014
poor zachboy :(
Sent by Beer,Jul 27, 2014
Thank you very much for including me in this blog, jackass.
Sent by DaveLooney,Jul 27, 2014
I always love these.
Sent by Forest_Knight,Jul 27, 2014
lmaoooooooooooooooooon
Sent by unkown,Jul 27, 2014
I'd run a mile for some Carlisle
Sent by lassidoggy,Jul 27, 2014
coreyants you have now! (highfive)
carleebear We'll see about that.
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 27, 2014
rofl zach drooling
Sent by Radiohead,Jul 27, 2014
YAS I love HollySandwich
Sent by Survivor8,Jul 27, 2014
She's been through a bunch of guys!
Sent by Diva1,Jul 27, 2014
I see what you did there
Sent by sjsoccer88,Jul 27, 2014
The village bicycle eh?
Sent by staymellow,Jul 27, 2014
holly sandwich's top 10 sandwiches is a list i'd like to see!
Sent by Absol,Jul 27, 2014
there's nothing you have ever posted that wasn't fucking hilarious
Sent by TheSN,Jul 28, 2014
TheSN LOL top respect pal
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 28, 2014
LOL
Sent by amills5,Jul 28, 2014
Hahahaha you're a prat! I hope people know that none of these are legit! And I facking hate you for using that spoon picture!
Sent by HollySandwich,Jul 28, 2014
LMAOOOOO fu dru
Sent by Minie,Jul 28, 2014
Bore off Holly!
Sent by SurvivorFan37,Jul 28, 2014
HollySandwich is my life
Sent by realityfreek,Jul 28, 2014
Nice to see i got a shout out +
bengalboy
Sent by chhsfreshman2009,Jul 28, 2014
bengalboy
Sent by James1990,Jul 28, 2014
minie kung fu
hollysandwich you use mine all the time it's only fair!
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 28, 2014
plus i couldn't really use the other pics you sent me
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 28, 2014
bengalboy is the best blogger I've ever seen
Sent by Jogon,Jul 28, 2014
LOL This was great.
Sent by The_Domany,Jul 28, 2014
LOOL :D
Sent by Carlisle,Jul 28, 2014
bengalboy
The other pictures she sent you;) OMG looool
Sent by James1990,Jul 28, 2014
kkkkkkkk
Sent by Matte,Jul 28, 2014
LOL diva1
Sent by babiicakes,Jul 28, 2014
Wow
Someone has been busy
Sent by JustMe,Jul 28, 2014
So many Nanas in this list but I beat them all so holly loves me more
Sent by konohavillage1,Jul 28, 2014
You know what I think would be a good idea mate. To stop making blogs acting like you're better than most people on tengaged when you're probably one of the biggest losers on the entire website. You may have most of the website fooled with your facade of "oh I'm the funny british bloke it's all a joke" but I can see right through you buddy. You're a unfunny hate filled dickhead. I just wish most of this site could see you for what you were.
Sent by Fritzyyyyy,Jul 28, 2014
Fritzyyyyy very good comment, however you didn't cover the fact that he is a dick who thinks he's better than everybody else and uses his own cheap brand of satire to brainwash the masses into thinking he's actually funny when in actuality he's a complete cunt
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 28, 2014
Hello
Sent by MJFJUNE,Jul 28, 2014
MJFJUNE
Sent by Fordee09,Jul 28, 2014
MJFJUNE
Sent by sufyanbgs123,Jul 28, 2014
you goof
Sent by k4r4k,Jul 28, 2014
Ew, m8 th@ ginger's a r8 eye sore.
Sent by Nicolette,Aug 2, 2014
zachboy967
Sent by nathanmizelle,Apr 1, 2015

Leave a comment