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HelenCoops' Top 10 BIG RANTS!

1stJul 28, 2014 by BengalBoy
imageI've known HelenCoops for years now, and if there's one thing I've always admired about him it's his ability to get really, abnormally emotionally invested in things that really shouldn't matter to anyone! It doesn't take much for Coopsy to blow a gasket and here are the top 10 exhibits!

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10. Before we look at Tom's big angry rants, we'll rewind to a few years earlier. When The_Domany made fun of Tom's tap dancing, Tom dealt with it in a much meeker, milder manner, telling Domany it's people like him who make males afraid to start dancing.

"Um also just because I wanted to showcase my dancing talents is no reason to hate on me. Also calling me a little girl for dancing is kind of sexist, you're basically suggesting only females can dance. It is shame, because it is people like you that make males scared to start dancing.
Sent by HelenCoops,Sep 13, 2012"

"It is shame, it is true shame, I too used to be scared to dance due to people like The_Domany. Top respect to HelenCoops for giving us a voice." - DanielKennedy111

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9. Another pretty tame comment, this is only the tip of Tommy boy's deep seated anger. When Aquamarine won $100 in a Beamly (lol wot) contest, everyone was happy for him. Everyone other than Coopsy.

"Oh grats a racist bullying disgusting bitch tweeted about you.... how lucky
Sent by HelenCoops,Jul 18, 2014"

"He may have won 100 dollars but jokes on him it was off someone of questionable moral standards roffle!" - carleebear

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8. This is when Tommy really started turning into The Incredible Sulk. While The Incredible Hulk gets angry and pops out muscles, Tom gets angry over meaningless things on Tengaged and starts bashing his keyboard really, really hard! This time it was after someone called me a troll.

"Jinxh he has never been funny. The stupid thing is people have always hopped on the bandwagon of thinking he is funny when his humour is literally just to make fun of tengagers with them being too stupid to realise
Sent by HelenCoops,Jun 12, 2014"

"He's a little emotional, don'tcha know? If you push him it might be bad. He gets a little emotional, don'tcha know? Don't fool around and make him mad." - sprtsgy1989

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7. One of many of the lil fella's altercations with coreyants. I'm not quite sure what all this was about but one thing's for sure- The Incredible Sulk was out in full force for this one!

http://www.tengaged.com/blog/coreyants/5514416/in-response-both-tom-and-karma

"When will people stop writing rants about coreyants?" - supergoten

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6. When I made a joke about people emulating reality TV show bad b!tches on Tengaged, it didn't take long for A Wild Coopsy to appear to rant about me once again and put me well in my place!

"sounds a bit like you right? You go around insulting everybody acting like you're better than most of the site when you've been on here the longest and clearly don't have much of a life to boast about...
Sent by HelenCoops,Jul 18, 2014"

"YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SLAY QUEEN XD" - lemonface

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5. When coreyants said he was considering going on The Amazing Race, The Incredible Sulk popped right up and truly crushed his dreams! This was the start of the pair's rivalry but it certainly will NOT be the finish!

"if you're anything like you are on here, you're definitely boring.
Plus imagine all the viewers they'd lose if we had to be subjected to looking at your gross face every episode as you talked about how you're a theatre and women's studies major even though you know you'll never get a job with those majors.
Sent by HelenCoops,Jun 13, 2014"

"I as hell would be in it that's forsure!" - VoLcOmVaNs

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4. Now while I usually use my satire to brainwash the masses like the evil dictator I am, I don't wanna make jokes about this one. Shortly after this rant Tom was rushed to hospital due to having a heart attack caused by excessive stress. I wish him a quick and smooth recovery.

"very good blog, however you didn't cover the fact that he is a dick who thinks he's better than everybody else and uses his own cheap brand of satire to brainwash the masses into thinking he's actually funny when in actuality he's a complete cunt
Sent by HelenCoops,Jul 28, 2014"

"I'm glad he exposed BengalBoy's plan to brainwash the masses, our society would turn to dust if people laughed at a couple jokes on a comedy blog! Get well soon Coops, you're a modern day freedom fighter." - jenzie

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3. I don't know the backstory to this one but what I do know is this is a moving display of the uncompromising emotions a man can be sent through while using an internet gaming site! Tom goes off on bogan a$$ DiamondsArentForever in one BIG RANT!

"you act like you're a saint but can we just take a step back and maybe remember all the times you added me to group calls with your friends and got them to all yell at me and insult me cause you were too scared to do it on your own.

Or how about the time you befriended my sister... yes my actual in real life sister and tried to turn her against me. What kind of sick twisted freak tries to turn actual siblings against each other???

You're a sick twisted bitch and all you do is try to turn my friends against me, like KyleDile for instance. And the worst part is you still act like you're a fucking saint. If you're such a great person why do you have a new set of friends every month? My sister hates you now too, in fact I know many people who used to like you, but found out what a manipulative fake attention seeking bitch you are and now they don't like you at all.

You honestly belong in an insane asylum."

"You need to stop man, you need to just settle, cuz you sound like you're about to fuckin' pop a blood vessel!" - BlakeIsBack

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2. When Coopsy noticed people were supporting Steel in a game he wasn't even in, he just could NOT take it anymore. It didn't matter that his opinion really meant nothing to Steel, Tom just HAD to get his complex emotions out!

"HelenCoops are u okay bud u seem kinda angry lol
Sent by Steel,Jun 8, 2014
You're the epitome of annoying Steel

Everything about you just screams fake (and that's coming from a gender faker). You play into all the stupid little virgin gay boys on this site and make hundreds of shirtless vlogs so people will love you. I don't know what annoys me more though...the people stupid enough to like you for that or you. Like stop trying to look impressive talking about how drunk and high you always get and how you're totally always hitting up the gym

You're clearly a loser, you've constantly tried to justify to everybody on this site that you're popular irl and you'd die if your friends found out about tengaged. Clearly though this cant be true because you're ALWAYS online. Constantly posting blogs.

Good on you though, you've made people love you on this site. But I see right through your annoying fake frat boy behaviour. You're a complete loser and I know I'm not the only person who thinks this way. Keep getting high and drunk though and have fun amounting to nothing in the world

Love you babe xo
Sent by HelenCoops,Jun 8, 2014"

"If Tom wants to talk shit about my best friend he can be a man and Play me in Tonk: http://omgpop.com/i/tonk/xd4yk_d9jln" - black0ut247

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1. Despite not talking to or acknowleding Tom in about 3 years, he sent me a hate-filled rant about how I'm a hate-filled dickhead over Skype! Tom's rage surfaced so much he even tried to Skype call me, although I couldn't respond as I was busy clipping my toenails! Needless to say he sure told me, and this didn't come across as an ironic exhibit of displacement and projection at all!

"[24/01/2014 14:17:52] Tom/Helen 3's Foxox: Hiiiiiii, please plus this for me http://www.tengaged.com/blog/HelenCoops/5125118/pointless-vlog love you long time xx
[28/06/2014 13:21:45] Tom/Helen 3's Foxox: You know what I think would be a good idea mate. To stop making blogs acting like you're better than most people on tengaged when you're probably one of the biggest losers on the entire website. You may have most of the website fooled with your facade of "oh I'm the funny british bloke it's all a joke" but I can see right through you buddy. You're a unfunny hate filled dickhead. I just wish most of this site could see you for what you were.
[28/06/2014 13:21:56] *** Missed call from Tom/Helen 3's Foxox. ***"

"Reminds me of the time someone stole my crayons in 1st grade so I put them on speed dial, sometimes you're so mad you just have to dial up someone who doesn't care about what you're saying!" - ShayyBayy

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Now look guys, this may have been a joke blog but seriously if you were effected by any of the issues raised in this blog, don't hesitate to call the stress and anxiety hotline at 800-273-8255.

It may seem like the end of the world today that someone you don't like had a blog plussed a few times on a gaming website, but *IT* *GETS* *BETTER*.

Comments

why am i never featured in any of ur blogs
Sent by BB5lover,Jul 28, 2014
Inb4 top blog
Sent by CourtneyYates,Jul 28, 2014
maybe next time eh buddy? bb5lover
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 28, 2014
why am i never featured in any of ur blogs
Sent by BB5lover,Jul 28, 2014
Sent by lassidoggy,Jul 28, 2014
i give this blog 3 tron hoodies out of 5
Sent by unkown,Jul 28, 2014
LMAO HES SO ANGRY
Sent by jenzie,Jul 28, 2014
he's not happy- that's for sure! *highfive*
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 28, 2014
i agree with my boo jenzie
Sent by coreyants,Jul 28, 2014
LMAO
Sent by lemonface,Jul 28, 2014
Top Respect, Tom.
Sent by DanielKennedy111,Jul 28, 2014
The blog we have all been waiting for
Sent by rowan22,Jul 28, 2014
Hahahahaha
Oh wow someone needs to get laid......
Sent by JustMe,Jul 28, 2014
You're like Katniss Everdeen, only manlier.
Sent by Ghoul,Jul 28, 2014
Ghoul that reference is completely lost on me
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 28, 2014
why am i never featured in any of ur blogs
Sent by BB5lover,Jul 28, 2014
Sent by lassidoggy,Jul 28, 2014
Sent by SurvivorFan37,Jul 28, 2014
Number 5 is so harsh. :O
Sent by Catch_a_falling_star,Jul 28, 2014
Judge Cecil Peoples scores this contest 30-24, Coops.
Sent by Fritzyyyyy,Jul 28, 2014
LMFAO!
Sent by WpwSers196,Jul 28, 2014
Seemed like pretty long toenails!
Sent by _Teemo_,Jul 28, 2014
seems like he sees right through everybody
Sent by joe1110,Jul 28, 2014
joe1110 You might think you have the masses brainwashed with your act of "oh i'm the nice little macedonian boy" but I see right through you buddy.
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 28, 2014
Me when like 3 ppl on tg get the tech n9ne reference
Sent by zakisaboss,Jul 28, 2014
Dru knows our deep dark secrets :OOO
Sent by Rocker917,Jul 28, 2014
bengalboy Ill take him down in tonk any day of tha week
Sent by black0ut247,Jul 28, 2014
Sounds like a right plonker to me!
Sent by Millzipede,Jul 28, 2014
thank goodness yessssss i was finally tagged lvoe it
Sent by carleebear,Jul 28, 2014
Helencoops
♪♫You wake up, flawless
Post up, flawless
Ridin' round in it, flawless
Flossin' on that, flawless♪♫
Sent by QueenDoe,Jul 28, 2014
I dunno whether I should be commending you on going to the effort of finding random blog comments I posted ages ago, or laughing at you.
Sent by HelenCoops,Jul 28, 2014
you are fucking insane < 3
Sent by k4r4k,Jul 28, 2014
I hope I never piss you off!
Sent by Diva1,Jul 28, 2014
LMAO WHY DOES HE HATE U SO MUCH BENGALBOY
Sent by MoreBeastThanYou,Jul 28, 2014
because i use my own cheap brand of satire to brainwash the masses into thinking i'm actually funny when in actuality i'm a complete cunt
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 29, 2014
How did you even find this shit?
Sent by Foxox,Jul 29, 2014
it's pretty gay that all these huge fucking fat losers don't have the decency to respect one of the original tengaged greats who has only gotten better over time like a fine wine or a cheese or some shit I don't fucking know I haven't hit puberty yet

the point is I hate all these fucking nerds and they don't know anything
Sent by BlakeIsBack,Jul 29, 2014
it's sad that you put this much effort into a blog to be honest about tom like boring.. bengalboy
Sent by ElleBellx13,Jul 29, 2014
the big irony is he spent more effort ranting at people who don't care about him LMAO
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 29, 2014
HelenCoops : LOL, probs laughing :P
Sent by MrJordan,Jul 29, 2014
I am the number right now and it does help for sure. Thanks bengalboy
Sent by Meyaar,Jul 29, 2014
^^^^^^^^^

I am on* the number
Sent by Meyaar,Jul 29, 2014
No problem, props to you for being big enough to ask for help! Meyaar
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 29, 2014
LOL ily
Sent by Teddybear,Jul 29, 2014
where the fuck is brenda meeks
Sent by bignate97,Jul 29, 2014
lol i get a shoutout < 3
Sent by supergoten,Jul 29, 2014
As I asked you to put my blog link in your top blog so people would see it & you threw a fit, yet did it for someone else

This is annoying af
Sent by dmann,Jul 29, 2014
LOL he didn't ask
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 29, 2014
Bengalboy it takes very little effort to type a few sentences. I'd say it takes a lot more effort to find a comment I put on a random blog made 2 years ago.... also how do you even remember completely random blog comments I make on blogs years and years ago? Considering you've gone to the effort to make it appear like I'm the one obsessed with you cause I've ranted about you like three times doesn't it seem a little contradictory that you remember dumb things I've said, some of which I said years ago, and went to the effort to post them all in a blog?

Bit obsessive aye mate?
Sent by HelenCoops,Jul 30, 2014
yeah skype calling someone who doesnt acknowledge you isn't a bit weird and obsessive at all
Sent by BengalBoy,Jul 30, 2014
I still think the tap dancing vlog is girly
Sent by bryjow123,Aug 1, 2014
LMFAO
Sent by Irelia,May 21, 2015

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