Hey guys :¬) hehe, you ok? I've been asked by randomize and Tengaged_Moderation to make a list of Tengaged's top 10 O.G. ***B*A*L*L*E*R*S*** just so everyone knows what's what round here and nobody gets confused. If anybody wants an example of who isn't an O.G. ***B*A*L*L*E*R*** then think about someone like tofutime, he has long ass nails with fucking dandruff and potato chips and shit stuck up there or someone like holllyy1230 who's shit at everything she does apart from luck based things like battleships and DOND but as far as people who are O.G. ***B*A*L*L*E*R*S*** here's the top 10!
10. EyooMarcus
Most people who know Marcus know him as the guy who gets shit done or the guy who makes the big decisions and that's just one of the things that makes this guy an O.G. ***B*A*L*L*E*R*** :¬) but in addition to that he has a 10 meter swimming certificate and can dunk so at this point I don't think anyone's really questioning his status as an O.G. baller.
"EyooMarcus has been the firefighter in my life. He always extinguishes the heat around me, and cools me down. Thanks for everything Marcus :¬)" - BbDamian
9. RightToCensor
This guy's an O.G. ***B*A*L*L*E*R*** because he could've given up on his dreams of becoming a singer when a bunch of overly agitated Tengaged gayboys tried to e-bully him. But here's the kicker: he didn't, and now he's a triple threat, a singer, an actor and a nuclear reactor. True O.G.
"I know sometimes I act stupid and I say stupid things, but you kept me around and other people would have said "drop that bum". You give me respect. You know it's kinda hard for me to say these kinda things, cuz it ain't my way, but if I could just unzip myself and step out and be someone else, I'd wanna be you. You're all heart, Eric." - Lucinda
8. BrendonByrne
This guy sure knows how to handle a heckler! *highfive*
"Brendon Byrne sure knows how to handle a heckler! *highfive*" - acyuta
7. pens87
Some people just know this fella for his name being easily misinterpreted as penis87, but in reality he's so much more than that. He is a good student, a strong athlete and has more hot girlfriends than can be imagined. In addition to that, homie can ball. True O.G. ***B*A*L*L*E*R***
"He is an O.G. ***B*A*L*L*E*R*** to be fair I'll give him that much if someone were to ask me name one O.G. ***B*A*L*L*E*R*** you can bet his name would come into my mind." - lassidoggy
6. whoyopapa2
This O.G. ***B*A*L*L*E*R*** lols at his haters :¬) on top of having a bad boy O.G. name like who yo papa, this man knows how to spam, often sending Funnehliner into fits of rage at his superior ability. The Papa is here to stay, and as the gays say this queen knows how to SLAY.
"WHOYOPAPA SERVES ME SO MUCH YASSSSSS QUEEN XD HATERS SASHAY AWAY" - konohavillage1
5. Kentuckyy
My man knows how to fucking tell a bitch off when they endermage
"If there's one thing I hate it's those bloody endermages! Thankfully, Zack knows how to tell a bitch off when they endermage, and that's why he always has my respect. Good on ya Zack!" - brandonpinzu
4. meduncan
Let's face it, he was bound to be on this list somewhere *lets out a hearty laugh*. Homie is lean, ripped, and a P ! M P to boot! Timmy slays on mad pussy, makes bread and when he walks through the hood people give him respect. O.G. ***B*A*L*L*E*R*** for certain.
3. bigdizzleyomama
Despite his name being bigdizzleyomama, this lil fella is white. Now, you may be thinking what I thought the first time I found out: what would a white fella be doing parading around with the name "bigdizzleyomama"? Well that's the kicker, this guy's such an O.G. ***B*A*L*L*E*R*** he pulls off being a white person named bigdizzleyomama without a hitch, and for that he's earned not only my respect, not only your respect, but the respect of everyone he encompasses in his aura.
"Do you realize you sound idiotic? If yOu ever met somebody a real gangsta you would shit yOur pants. Little girls think they know how to "ball out", fuck that's a weak white boy term so go back to you abrecrombi and Fitch 4 hour part time job And take the wiz kalifa out years cause u tripping" - Duke
2. unkown
My homie Patty Kown macks on mad girls on Xbox live, is good at challenges bro, has more blonde weaves than you've had hot dinners and is a maniac on the tennis court. A lot of people don't like unkown, and the reason behind that is they'll never be quite the O.G. ***B*A*L*L*E*R*** he is.
"Unkown used to have to take showers standing in the mildew, now he's in a penthouse- look at what a mil do." - SomebodyAwesome
1. PotatoSalad
Let's be honest with eachother, this guy's a true O.G. ***B*A*L*L*E*R***. He rocks a high top fade, he makes it to school on time and he always remembers his Ps and Qs. All in all this guy just knows what it's all about and I don't think we'll find anyone arguing about his position on this list.
"And it's a shame, a fuckin' shame, I don't remember my first love or my first time prayin', but I remember my first ass and the first time she came- it almost felt as good as when I got my first in Tengaged's Top 10 O.G. ***B*A*L*L*E*R*S***" - PotatoSalad
Thanks for reading guys :¬) now you know who Tengaged's Top 10 O.G. ***B*A*L*L*E*R*S***, remember to always treat them with a bit of respect. They're people just like you and good manners don't cost a thing :¬) #wiredshutmouth#ReadyForNegsCauseOfMergeStreak#GetTofuOut2k14#KONY2012
oh shit, i cant believe im really a ***B*A*L*L*E*R***
i've been ***B*A*L*L*I*N*** and i can't believe i actually made it on to this prestigious list.
i guess showing up to school on time has finally paid off.