I'm the kinda fella who loves abiva turkey and steak but you get the odd character who likes to throw a few leaves on a plate and call it a meal so in honour of that here are Tengaged's Top 5 Vegetarians/Vegans of ALL TIME!
5. obscurity
The Sag Man is opposed to meat eating, claiming "eating meat is unnecessary and overreaching". Sagar's the kind of fella who orders the Veggie Patty at Subway, and you can bet he won't eat Haribo due to the gelatine content. Sagar even has his own vegetarian side dish recipe, which he calls Saagar Aloo.
"Vegetarian? He's more of a vegetable! Bit of banter!" - jenzie
4. Carlisle
This guy is a true vegetarian, and once told likevines20 "You tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef that I'm a vegetarian and I aint fuckin' scared of him". This guy takes his vegetarianism so seriously that he won't even eat the chicken in Survivor games. A modern day vegetarian hero.
"He'll have beef in a minute if he's not careful." - TheSexiestDude990
3. shyannemystik
The Mystik came out of the fuckin' womb a vegetarian, now pretty much all she eats is cheese. She likes cheese, she likes cheese on her ass and she likes cheese inside her ass. One thing's for sure, she likes cheese.
2. poked
Marissa became a vegetarian out of necessity, as her cousin Radiohead used to scoff up all her chicken nuggets and steaks at the dinner table but left the green beans and brussel sprouts and all that shite. However, she claims it was the best thing that could have ever happened to her, giving her improved health and thicker eyebrows.
"We'll see how vegetarian she is when I give her a portion of meat!" - MoreBeastThanYou
1. tofutime
John Toffy used to be all about the meat, but one day after hearing that it can increase risk of cholesterol in a Health class he announced "IT'SSSSSSSS TOFU TIME!" And he never ate it again. The Tofster hates meat eaters so much, in fact, that he once claimed "I see no difference between eating animals and p*****ilia. They are both rape, violence, murder. If I'm introduced to anyone who eats beings, I walk away." For his dedication to the cause, John gets the number 1 spot. Congratulations bro, your prize is a leaf of kale!
"Tofu and I used to be best friends and he always told me he just eats vegetables for the rapid nail growth they produce, but one day after seeing me eat a hamburger he told me that if I believe in slaughter I'm no better than an Auschwitz supporter!" - Lucinda
bengalboy
i would be a veg. but i have a strict 6000 calorie diet i have to maintain so i can be eating the good stuff with out the bad so yeah i eat a shit load of meats but i also eat veggies to! a shit load of them both
hahahhah!! Oh God, I missed these!! Best laugh I've had in days!!! there are so many naughty double meanings on here, you're too much!!! Thank you for making my night!! Meat eater here, btw, in case you'e taking a poll ;D
lf vegetarians eat vegetables, what do you think humanitarians eat, BengalBoy ! haha
The way you can tell if someone is vegetarian, is you'll notice they start leaning towards the sun ;D