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Tengaged's Top 5 Veg(etari)ans

2ndNov 10, 2014 by BengalBoy
imageI'm the kinda fella who loves abiva turkey and steak but you get the odd character who likes to throw a few leaves on a plate and call it a meal so in honour of that here are Tengaged's Top 5 Vegetarians/Vegans of ALL TIME!

5. obscurity
The Sag Man is opposed to meat eating, claiming "eating meat is unnecessary and overreaching". Sagar's the kind of fella who orders the Veggie Patty at Subway, and you can bet he won't eat Haribo due to the gelatine content. Sagar even has his own vegetarian side dish recipe, which he calls Saagar Aloo.

"Vegetarian? He's more of a vegetable! Bit of banter!" - jenzie

4. Carlisle
This guy is a true vegetarian, and once told likevines20 "You tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef that I'm a vegetarian and I aint fuckin' scared of him". This guy takes his vegetarianism so seriously that he won't even eat the chicken in Survivor games. A modern day vegetarian hero.

"He'll have beef in a minute if he's not careful." - TheSexiestDude990

3. shyannemystik
The Mystik came out of the fuckin' womb a vegetarian, now pretty much all she eats is cheese. She likes cheese, she likes cheese on her ass and she likes cheese inside her ass. One thing's for sure, she likes cheese.

"Say cheese!" - unkown

2. poked
Marissa became a vegetarian out of necessity, as her cousin Radiohead used to scoff up all her chicken nuggets and steaks at the dinner table but left the green beans and brussel sprouts and all that shite. However, she claims it was the best thing that could have ever happened to her, giving her improved health and thicker eyebrows.

"We'll see how vegetarian she is when I give her a portion of meat!" - MoreBeastThanYou

1. tofutime
John Toffy used to be all about the meat, but one day after hearing that it can increase risk of cholesterol in a Health class he announced "IT'SSSSSSSS TOFU TIME!" And he never ate it again. The Tofster hates meat eaters so much, in fact, that he once claimed "I see no difference between eating animals and p*****ilia. They are both rape, violence, murder. If I'm introduced to anyone who eats beings, I walk away." For his dedication to the cause, John gets the number 1 spot. Congratulations bro, your prize is a leaf of kale!

"Tofu and I used to be best friends and he always told me he just eats vegetables for the rapid nail growth they produce, but one day after seeing me eat a hamburger he told me that if I believe in slaughter I'm no better than an Auschwitz supporter!" - Lucinda

Honourable mentions: Foxox, SexGoddx, DanielKennedy111's m8 Veggiegirl

Comments

im one too lol!
Sent by chibideidara,Nov 10, 2014
YESSSSS
Sent by Delete2544,Nov 10, 2014
Veggiegirl LMAO
Sent by Funnehliner,Nov 10, 2014
luvs shyannemystik < 3
Sent by coreyants,Nov 10, 2014
Veggiegirl! To the rescue!
Sent by BengalBoy,Nov 10, 2014
OMG
Sent by DanielKennedy111,Nov 10, 2014
OH MY GOSH I LAUGHED SO HARD MY INTESTINES FELL OUT OF MY MOUTH.
Sent by Timster,Nov 10, 2014
So that explains why tofutime ignores all of my comments and messages now.
Sent by Thirteen,Nov 10, 2014
LMAOoooo
Sent by Lamia,Nov 10, 2014
lmao i wish i was veg(etari)an
Sent by xBostonx,Nov 10, 2014
Suprised you know I'm a veg.
Sent by SexGoddx,Nov 10, 2014
SexGoddx I knew you were a veg from the moment we met :)
Sent by BengalBoy,Nov 10, 2014
the veggie patty part is so accurate
Sent by obscurity,Nov 10, 2014
LOL love it < 3
Sent by Carlisle,Nov 10, 2014
I'm vegetarian but I'm not an asshole about it so I don't think anyone really knows
Sent by sahmosean,Nov 10, 2014
I love meat too much to be a vegetarian. I think I could live without chicken and fish though:)
Sent by Diva1,Nov 10, 2014
bengalboy
i would be a veg. but i have a strict 6000 calorie diet i have to maintain so i can be eating the good stuff  with out the bad so yeah i eat a shit load of meats but i also eat veggies to! a shit load of them both
Sent by WpwSers196,Nov 10, 2014
LMAO
Sent by Radiohead,Nov 10, 2014
Saag aloo is amazing. I cook it pretty well. :D
Sent by Yoshitomi,Nov 11, 2014
LMAO.. i am a vegetarian too btw haha :)
Sent by acyuta,Nov 11, 2014
hahahhah!!  Oh God, I missed these!!  Best laugh I've had in days!!!  there are so many naughty double meanings on here, you're too much!!!  Thank you for making my night!!  Meat eater here, btw, in case you'e taking a poll ;D
Sent by Gemini,Nov 11, 2014
lf vegetarians eat vegetables, what do you think humanitarians eat,  BengalBoy ! haha
The way you can tell if someone is  vegetarian, is you'll notice they start leaning towards the sun ;D
Sent by Gemini,Nov 11, 2014
Gemini me personally, I'm a vaginatarian! roffle bit of banter!
Sent by BengalBoy,Nov 11, 2014
chibideidara sahmosean acyuta good to know, i actually had to cut this to a top 5 cuz i didn't know 10 vegetarians on tengaged LOL

wpwsers196 6000 calories? shiiiiiit son! is that for bulking?
Sent by BengalBoy,Nov 11, 2014
hahaha  BengalBoy  shocker!!..... not !!!  :)))
Sent by Gemini,Nov 11, 2014
Lol
Sent by JustMe,Nov 11, 2014
LMFAOOOOO
Sent by shyannemystik,Nov 11, 2014
are they still considered vegetarians with a w33...never mind,too easy!
Sent by holytouch,Nov 11, 2014
What about me?
Sent by Kaseyhope101,Nov 11, 2014
mmmm cheeseburgerz
Sent by dylanjay,Nov 11, 2014
I'm offended im not on the list. ;)
Sent by 75937563748,Nov 11, 2014
i don't eat lamb or duck, does that count?
Sent by Teddybear,Nov 11, 2014
no it most certainly DOES NOT COUNT :@
Sent by BengalBoy,Nov 11, 2014

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