Ever since special stars were announced there's been mass confusion on the blogs page: nerds who were 2 noms away from going unnommed back in junior high saying they deserve all-stars, people who got shitty placings 5 times in a row saying they deserve a second chance, people with no mates saying they should be in popular stars etc.
Well now Johneh has commissioned me to clear up the confusion. Post a comment and I'll tell you which "special stars" you'd be a part of.
Jogon - First Time - cuz you've never played before (I think?) but you're TV star init
Halloween - Villains - you're a real villain pal!
Minie - First Time - same as Jogon
AllieBoBallie - Stars 336
EyooMarcus - Second Chance - you didn't win last time and there's only one reason for it- racism. You deserve a second chance, and I'll be the one to give it to you
JesseM - All Stars - you treat stars like it's life or death and you've won loads I think you deserve it bro
Lemjam6 - Second Chance - go on then, I'll give you another chance
Carlisle - All Stars - cuz IINW (if I'm not wrong) you've won twice init
Volibear - I wanna fall through the Stars - Straight into your arms
DanielKennedy111 - Not Another Stars! - For all the people who join every 4 weeks but still struggle to make finals
christossss - I'm not sure man, maybe Heroes
JeffWinger - First Time - You should fat dog it
BB5lover - They should make a stars for all the people who take stars real seriously but get bitter and complain if people don't want them in all stars for people like you and corey, and call it Special Little Snowflake Stars
OMGitsGARRET - Noob Stars
KyleDile - Hardman Stars - For all the people qualified to be bodyguards
RiDsTeR - All Stars - I've seen you in a bunch of finals ever since I was a teen, I think you've won before but if not then SCS
SouthernSong - Noob Stars
JamesM - Second Chance - you're one of the people who's been grinding for 7 years and still hasn't won and for that I think you deserve a 73rd chance
Davidftw123 - Noob Stars
Arcaninemaster - Noob Stars
XxLoveWakizaxX - You can be on the clean up crew
BBlover96 - You'll be seeing stars in a minute mate
JColeWorld - Heroes - because you're my hero :)
ohheydudeski - No Chance Stars - You don't get a second chance, stars is no Nintendo game
MastaManipulator_11 - Second Chance - I think you've made a few finals init?
JustMe - Heroes - I can be your hero baby, I can kiss away the pain
tyleror - I'm not sure bud, All Stars would probs be the best bet
RoboZoe - Villains - cuz ur chillin' like a villain
konohavillage1 - Comments on a lot of blogs stars - cuz you comment on a lot of blogs, stars
Delete2544 - Stars 370
TheSexiestDude990 - Not Another Stars! You could probs fit in All Stars but c'mon bro you're in es, br and com stars every week
temponeptune - I'll give you a second chance stars cuz I conned you into buying a weave t-shirt t-shirt t-shirt t-shirt t-shirt
panda13 - Heroes maybe cuz you're a real hero
ItsAustin - Broadway Stars as the wicked witch ov the west
Oliviaxoxo - Heroes cuz you'd probs get a lot of love
amills5 - Second Chance - this kid has made something like 3 fuckin' finals in a row, I think he fuckin' deserves it
Danger - Villains - I'd say second chance but you're always a couple stops short of finals cuz you have a lot of enemies, so villains fits
Zinger - First Time - zinger zinger chicken dinner
Johneh - Heroes/Villains depending on how the public feel about you on the particular week
skyler1822 - Heroes - like Olivia you'd get a lot of love I reckon
Pieguy555 - First Time - unless you've played already then I'll look a right silly sausage
Tundra - Noob Stars
Halio88 - Second Chance - you need to avenge your 3rd place from 7 years ago
superman11 - Second Chance
PureEssence - Heroes - Like Olivia and skyler I think you'd get a lot of love OR front runner for noob stars
Answerable - Second Chance - everyone deserves a second chance to make a first impression
QueenDoe - Haha, I bet I do! I dunno maybe Heroes or something
bigdizzleyomama - Rival Stars - so you can face off against sosyomomma for the rights to having yo momma in your name
Chemicalali - All Stars - hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play
C00LDUDE1000 - The Fault In Our Stars
jenzie - Villains - you're a real naughty girl Jenna
Thumper91 - Heroes - cuz you get a lot of love round here
hints - Stars 385
owlb0ned - Heroes - same as rumper thumper wanna get drunker
obscurity - Stars Late Night Edition so you can post p.........*** again
Booyahhayoob - Super Mario Tennis All-Stars
AlanDuncan - No Chance Stars
DJ4460 - Noob Stars
AlaskanFiredragon - Probs All Stars cuz you won a couple times
zach32 - Duo stars with ur best mate Ev32
TheEclipse - Second Chance - cuz you almost won init
CutieAmy - Second Chance - so you can have a second chance not to SUCK
semajdude - I'd just put you in a stars with a bunch of gays for you to harass
TotsTrashy - First Time Stars
magge555550101 - Villain Stars - cuz your name has too many numbers in it
TheRealSlimShady - Noob Stars
sosyomomma - Rival Stars against bigdizzle for the rights to the yo momma name
mack3199 - All Stars - Hey now, you're an all star, get the show on, get paid
ghrocky100 - Noob Stars
Honalulue - Stars 345
SomebodyAwesome - Heroes - Because you're a hero to all of us
jason_2_12 - Second Chance Stars
PotatoSalad - Dynamic duos with DaniD
ItsOfficial - Noob Stars
Ashleybabyx3 - First Time Stars?
karim - Villains - cuz you were already in allstars init
FairyBoss - Noob Stars - sick name reminds me of dav_o_79
Renegade628 - Noob Stars
tpidude73 - Noob Stars
TrollingPenguin - Noob Stars
Vanili - Heroes - There's a hero if you look inside your heart, you don't have to be afraid of what you are
Rocker917 - Not sure mate, heroes?
M2thamax - Second Chance Stars
Broniak - Noob Stars
mrkkkyle - Second Chance Stars
Missalice3 - Noob Stars
hobnobgpro - Second Chance Stars - why not eh
Addrian - Heroes - cuz you got a sick haircut
Bradyman7 - Special Needs Stars http://i.imgur.com/PvNDlvu.gif , nah maybe Villains or something
CocoaBean - Dancing With The Stars
Guillomouve - Heroes - Cuz you're famous for being Quebec's dumbest driver
TDATrentsGroup - I was gonna say first time but apparently you got 10th twice, maybe Reverse Stars or something
shawnpat7 - All Stars cuz you've won and made finals loads init
iGoddess - Stars In Their Eyes - so you can sing
Iggy - Gross Man Stars - Iggy is a gross man
damo1990 - Heroes - you're the hero Tengaged deserves, but not the hero it needs
maxiphone27 - Heroes - Because you have graced many peoples' lives with your music
Lucinda - Heroes - cuz you've always got a lot of love
Thetrumpetman423 - First Time Stars - You are the trumpet man, you come from down the way and you can play
TotalDramaLover1234 - Noob Stars
austino15fffan - All Stars - cuz you've won a few times init
Istvan - A Sky Full Of Stars
SydneyWalsh - Noob Stars
NewOrleansPelicans - Noob Stars
jhelsdon2478 - Probs Villains cuz you're always catching a lot of flack
pikachu142 - Noob Stars
jojo7784 - No stars for you young man it's past your bedtime
Megan - Heroes - you have won us all a lot of t money
Darriusdabest - Heroes - cuz you da best, enrolling at 10:30 UFC
Bridgette77 - Forget stars, you should be nominated for an Oscar
TheIrishSmurf4 - All Stars - If you are what you say you are, a superstar, then have no fear- the crowd is here.
kingdomheartslover - Noob Stars
ILoveSleep - Noob Stars - I could've sworn you were a higher level
Vitamin - Dynamic Duos - Vitty Lee and Loons Lee
zach3051 - Noob Stars
wildboy12 - Noob Stars
brosky17 - Second Chance Stars - "People do make mistakes and I think they should be punished. But they should be forgiven and given the opportunity for a second chance. We are human beings." - Chuck E. Cheese, 1998
MickJagger - Miniature Heroes - cuz ur a manlet
alexclow345 - Super Mario All-Stars
dav_o_79 - Second Chance Stars - America is the land of the second chance - and when the gates of the prison open, the path ahead should lead to a better life.
Cryptspartan - Noob Stars
epicwin - Noob Stars - let's hope you get an... epic win roffle
stuartlittle16 - Noob Stars - you go buddy Stuart Little is the man
streeter - Have you even played? Maybe first time stars
Michaelf1114 - Stars 400
KBeastW - First Time Stars?
Sparkinator - First Time Stars? - I hope your vlogs would make a return tho
Darrel42 - Dynamic Duos with relliz
rellizuraddixion - Dynamic Duos with Darrel42, The Bad Boyz
KrisStory - Not Another Stars!
Teddybear - Survivor - cuz we both know that's where you truly belong
Happy202 - Whatever you want mate
pilatesgrl - Noob Stars - and I did Johneh already LOL - just realised your name is pilatesgrl not pilatesgirl
sw33t - I'm not gay sorry mate
smi9127 - Second Chance Stars - There's nothing as exciting as a comeback - seeing someone with dreams, watching them fail, and then getting a second chance.
AustinRules6969 - Underneath The Stars
Guigi - Shooting Stars with Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer
Maxi1234 - Second Chance Stars
Funnehliner - All Stars - Funny Finner, Stars winner, remember when he used to eat sardines for dinner
coreyants - Special Little Snowflake Stars
TaylorStLouis - Special Needs Stars
black0ut247 - All Stars cuz you're literally in all the stars
blueu22 - First Time Stars?
Sam_Hamwich - Special Sauce Stars
VioletChachki - Noob Stars
McBenjamin - Special Little Snowflake Stars
Marlakk - Stars 495
B_Waldorf - Noob Stars
ReginaGeorge2nd - Noob Stars
alanb1 - Reverse Stars
mattmon3365 - Stars and Stripes
Koin - Milky Way Magic Stars
WpwSers196 - Rival Stars - I'M IN RIVAL STARS WITH WPWSERS
Padfoot - Heroes - You have been the firefighter in my life. You always extinguish the heat surrounding me, and cool me down.
2Beastly - Spammer Stars - Where whoever wins is the one who can spam for saves the most in 12 hours
NotAfraid - Heroes - Tengaged loves girls who make vlogs
BaronDC - Second Chance Stars - Cuz you did so well in your last one
turney1805 - All Stars - You Drew a ticket to all stars cuz I think you've been in nuff finals. Do it for all the Drews out there.
JGoodies - League of Legends
Steel - Heroes if you pander to the gayboys again
dayum - Noob Stars
Jermin119 - Rival Stars with me for the time you told me my days are numbered and I'm getting perm banned
rohanchaubey - Noob Stars - I think you'd get in n all
Dane_Williams - Playstation All Stars Battle Royale
vh1luvr15 - All Stars cuz you've won nuff times
SexGoddx - All Stars I feel like you're one of those who's won a few times n all Lachie227 - Heroes - A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles. bunnycat - Shooting Stars - Of all the shooting stars I knew, I never felt at ease with anyone but you. Etienne - All Stars AmandaBynes - Noob Stars acyuta - Heroes cuz you're a nice fella to everyone and there's too many girls in it right now dudetb3 - Special Education Stars kimmal8 - Last Chance Stars - You've got one more chance to do right, and it's tonight, now go out there and show'em you love'em before it's too late Prada - Noob Stars TheBlackDog - Noob Stars - sorry man it was the easy answer unless you got in by raffle or something before and I missed it HUmanMustard - Special Needs Stars sjsoccer88 - All Stars SexyBanana - Noob Stars Phenomanimal - All Stars cuz you win about 3 times each year lindb - Dynamic Duos with MoreBeastThanYou - The boys are back in town. immaxyman - Noob Stars VoLcOmVaNs - Dynamic Duos with ur girl Foxox mahogany - Villains cuz you're g_y Girllover101 - Heroes cuz you're the number 1 pussy slayer on the site XxHeroxX - Noob Stars MagicDuck - Dynamic Duos with ya boy @RasCity Patrick319 - Revenge Stars so you could get revenge on the Freedom Fighters for what they did to your account Shonaynay - All Stars Family Fortunes galore - Noob Stars
Orlando652 - Look at the Stars - Look how they shine for you and everything you do, and they were all yellow
Dash - Heroes for introducing me to Tyler the Creator