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Tengaged's Top P!MP 2016

1stApr 11, 2016 by BengalBoy
imageOnce again it's that time of the year when the sun is shining, the pussy is flowing and we're all pondering- which Tengaged man has been luring the ladies this year?

In past years we've seen such pussy slayers as zachboy967 and of course SurvivorRocks achieve the crown of Tengaged's top P!MP, but P!MPING is a full time job and hard work beats talent when talent refuses to work hard. Arguably, this year's P!MP P!MPs harder than anyone else. Who could it be?

tenacious__tim

One thing's for sure, this guy knows how to |P |!| ||\/|| |P, and it's clear for everyone to see from his interactions with the finest pieces of poontang on Tengaged. But hey! Hey! Don't take my word for it- here's what the girls had to say...

"Tenacious Tim can give me some of that Tenacious D nam sayin' ;)" - bunnycat

"I wasn't interested at first, but after his 2 minute joke vlog and the se%y things he said, how could I possibly resist?" - owlb0ned

"Tim is the Noah to my Allie, the Deadpool to my Carlysle Copycat and the Simba to my Nala. He showed me that chivalry isn't dead and suffice it to say, I'd make my pussy clap for him any day!" - Irelia

"Tim knows how to make me feel like a real woman!" - AlyssaB

"I used to be asexual... Not since Tim came along ;)" - Yoshitomi

"Does he main Lux in League of Legends? Because I... Felt a spark ;)" - Minie

"Tenacious Tim has #SWAG, there's just something so sexy about him smh ;)" - skyler1822

"He's certainly a handsome fellow! Looks like SuperFreak after a few steak dinners and a bit of rogaine!" - xoxokaci1

"YASSSSSSS PAPA TIM GIVE IT TO ME" - jenzie

"I wouldn't mind a bit of Harry Potter roleplay where I could use his magic wand ;)" - Teddybear

"When my nudes were leaked I felt lonely and confused. That was until Tenacious Tim, attorney at law, took on my case pro-bono and fought for my justice. A true white knight in shining armour- one thing's for sure, from now on I'll be giving my nudes to one man and one man only. Tenacious Tim." - Kaylabby

"Tenacious Tim Can pollinate my flower anytime ;)" - Pegasus1234

"I hate this dude for taking all the Tengaged pussy away from me" - BostonRob_

"im legit losing a spam war and ive been spamming all day and ill ask is for you to plus it takes fucking 5 seconds of ur day and u cant even do that like please dont speak to me ever again it takes fucking days of work to spam but u obviously dont give a fuck so whatever its fine bye cunt" - rawr25

Congratulations Tim, all that P!MPING has paid off and amidst all the pussy you've accrued, you now have the accolade of Tengaged's Top P!MP 2016! For all you other Tengaged fellas looking to take a few tips from the master, here are Tim's best bits:

"BengalBoy owlb0ned you know, it's ashamed Jess is missing out on all of the fun here. because I know I could make all of her fantasies come to life. I'm just waiting for her to come through. that's all.
Sent by tenacious__tim,Apr 11, 2016"

"if you saw Alyssa the way I see her, you would know she isn't ugly at all. lastly, you are correct. I'm not a G. I'm a gentleman. and I'm a passionate, fun loving, good gentleman too. I keep it 300%. get it right.
Sent by tenacious__tim,Apr 11, 201"

"if it is any consolation, I'd nail you with the 7 inches I have. I know how to make it juicy for you. :)
Sent by tenacious__tim,Mar 27, 2016"

"owlb0ned well. I'll leave the same offer on the table for you as well. there's no need to be jealous. you deserve happiness too. but I admit, I do get a little out of hand from time to time, but I mean well. I'm a good person. I'm just really passionate and thorough in what I do. I'm all for making one person happy and only one person happy. and that could be you.
Sent by tenacious__tim,Mar 27, 2016"

"Richpaca I'd give Jess everything she needs and everything I have. I'd look pass her imperfections and pick her up when she is down. I wouldn't leave when times are tough. being responsible sucks, but hardwork pays off. but the crazy thing is, Jess has ALOT of great things to offer. but she never gives herself any credit for it. it's just a shame that she doesn't always see there are good people out there.
Sent by tenacious__tim,Mar 27, 2016"

" Downeaster - I hear you are a gorgeous, caring, and considerate young woman who is making a solid name for herself on Tengaged. we should get to know each other! are you 18+? and do you use Instagram? hope you had a great weekend!"

"Irelia owlb0ned shake that ass for a stack, come to the rack. sit it on my lap. make it clap, girl what it is. ;)
Sent by tenacious__tim,Apr 6, 2016"

Comments

"Does he main Lux in League of Legends? Because I... Felt a spark ;)" - Minie
Sent by chibideidara,Apr 11, 2016
http://cdn.tengaged.com/img_p/7305340.jpg?c=0
Sent by maturo,Apr 11, 2016
"im legit losing a spam war and ive been spamming all day and ill ask is for you to plus it takes fucking 5 seconds of ur day and u cant even do that like please dont speak to me ever again it takes fucking days of work to spam but u obviously dont give a fuck so whatever its fine bye cunt" - rawr25
Sent by temponeptune,Apr 11, 2016
when did I say that?!?!? BengalBoy
Sent by skyler1822,Apr 11, 2016
lmaooo
Sent by DaBOMB,Apr 11, 2016
skyler1822 on the 4th of april 2016 at approximately 18:39:04 EST
Sent by BengalBoy,Apr 11, 2016
All the girls I go after cheating on me Fml
Sent by LittleBrother123,Apr 11, 2016
LOL ATTORNY AT LSE
Sent by owlb0ned,Apr 11, 2016
"im legit losing a spam war and ive been spamming all day and ill ask is for you to plus it takes fucking 5 seconds of ur day and u cant even do that like please dont speak to me ever again it takes fucking days of work to spam but u obviously dont give a fuck so whatever its fine bye cunt" - rawr25

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sent by Galaxies,Apr 11, 2016
I haven't laughed this much about a Tengaged blog in a really long time! I appreciate it, man. in all honesty, I'm a saint amongst sinners and I'm a really good person. most people don't see that. I always get a bad rap on here for some reason, I feel? but I know I do get out of line from time to time. for the most part, I behave myself. it's just ashamed that a true gentleman can't be a true gentleman because I get overlooked all of the time. it's just really tough when you have to compete with all of these sugar caddies out here. it's exhausting, let me tell you. I know I'm not everyone's first choice, but I'm a great choice. dreams don't work unless you do. gotta keep being me.
Sent by tenacious__tim,Apr 11, 2016
ily
Sent by Teddybear,Apr 11, 2016
tenacious__tim good on ya bud you'll find the right girl
Sent by BengalBoy,Apr 11, 2016
Lmfao. This would be better if you came to me for a real quote. That one is lame - . - but the others are funny and Tim is most def Pimp of the year < 3
Sent by AlyssaB,Apr 11, 2016
Teddybear I love you too, babe! oh wait. you meant for that to go to BengalBoy, didn't you? I understand. so awkward, but it will be alright.
Sent by tenacious__tim,Apr 11, 2016
Yass slay me tenacious__tim
Sent by SpiderBoom,Apr 11, 2016
SpiderBoom it would be my pleasure, sweetheart. : *
Sent by tenacious__tim,Apr 11, 2016
Lol is this the 12 year old stalker owlb0ned? rofl
Sent by JustMe,Apr 11, 2016
LOL justme no that's streams
Sent by owlb0ned,Apr 11, 2016
"im legit losing a spam war and ive been spamming all day and ill ask is for you to plus it takes fucking 5 seconds of ur day and u cant even do that like please dont speak to me ever again it takes fucking days of work to spam but u obviously dont give a fuck so whatever its fine bye cunt" - rawr25
Sent by MelihV,Apr 11, 2016
Lol I was gonna copy and paste the part about rawr but to many people beat me to it
Sent by ticofernandez,Apr 12, 2016
Irelia owlb0ned shake that ass for a stack, come to the rack. sit it on my lap. make it clap, girl what it is. ;)
Sent by tenacious__tim,Apr 6, 2016
Sent by Irelia,Apr 12, 2016
tenacious__tim I wish you could be nice to me as well ;( I'm a nice girl too ;(
Sent by Pegasus1234,Apr 12, 2016
Tenacious Tim Can pollinate my flower anytime ;)
Sent by Pegasus1234,Apr 12, 2016
XD I love this. :')
Sent by Yoshitomi,Apr 12, 2016
top respect
Sent by Styxxe,Apr 12, 2016
IM IN A DUEL WITH BengalBoy
Sent by WpwSers196,Apr 12, 2016
Tanner_ robbed
Sent by Carsonl,Apr 12, 2016
JustMe do I really look 12 to you? that's baffling to me. go get your glasses fixed. it's obvious you can't see clearly.
Sent by tenacious__tim,Apr 12, 2016
Irelia girl, you know what it is. ;)
Sent by tenacious__tim,Apr 12, 2016
Pegasus1234 I have been nice to you and I will continue to be nice to you. but I've never seen any photos of you before and I'm not sure if you are 18+ or not. I don't interact with children in that way or nature. that's just not my style.
Sent by tenacious__tim,Apr 12, 2016
thats what in saying carsonl
Sent by Tanner_,Apr 12, 2016
I'll make it one day
Sent by vansreborn,Apr 12, 2016
tenacious__tim Ok sorry :( I understand, and I'm 16
Sent by Pegasus1234,Apr 12, 2016
I wish tenacious__tim was into guys :(
Sent by Richpaca,Apr 12, 2016
Bring back t chatter
Sent by disneygeek,Apr 12, 2016
Lol
Sent by quackattack817,Apr 12, 2016
dont hate the player hate the game
Sent by RoboZoe,Apr 12, 2016
robbed yet again...

maybe next year...
... maybe next year.
Sent by JamesM,Apr 12, 2016
An excellent selection
Sent by AlaskanFiredragon,Apr 12, 2016
I love him so much
Sent by AlyssaAF,Apr 12, 2016
tenacious__tim can you teach me to smash ass like you
Sent by jdog,Apr 12, 2016
jdog yeah man. I can teach you how to throw some ass. it's a hella good time. let me tell you.
Sent by tenacious__tim,Apr 12, 2016
Miss you buddy bengalboy
Sent by jessloveee,Apr 12, 2016

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