Once again it's that time of the year when the sun is shining, the pussy is flowing and we're all pondering- which Tengaged man has been luring the ladies this year?
In past years we've seen such pussy slayers as zachboy967 and of course SurvivorRocks achieve the crown of Tengaged's top P!MP, but P!MPING is a full time job and hard work beats talent when talent refuses to work hard. Arguably, this year's P!MP P!MPs harder than anyone else. Who could it be?
One thing's for sure, this guy knows how to |P |!| ||\/|| |P, and it's clear for everyone to see from his interactions with the finest pieces of poontang on Tengaged. But hey! Hey! Don't take my word for it- here's what the girls had to say...
"Tenacious Tim can give me some of that Tenacious D nam sayin' ;)" - bunnycat
"I wasn't interested at first, but after his 2 minute joke vlog and the se%y things he said, how could I possibly resist?" - owlb0ned
"Tim is the Noah to my Allie, the Deadpool to my Carlysle Copycat and the Simba to my Nala. He showed me that chivalry isn't dead and suffice it to say, I'd make my pussy clap for him any day!" - Irelia
"Tim knows how to make me feel like a real woman!" - AlyssaB
"I used to be asexual... Not since Tim came along ;)" - Yoshitomi
"Does he main Lux in League of Legends? Because I... Felt a spark ;)" - Minie
"Tenacious Tim has #SWAG, there's just something so sexy about him smh ;)" - skyler1822
"He's certainly a handsome fellow! Looks like SuperFreak after a few steak dinners and a bit of rogaine!" - xoxokaci1
"I wouldn't mind a bit of Harry Potter roleplay where I could use his magic wand ;)" - Teddybear
"When my nudes were leaked I felt lonely and confused. That was until Tenacious Tim, attorney at law, took on my case pro-bono and fought for my justice. A true white knight in shining armour- one thing's for sure, from now on I'll be giving my nudes to one man and one man only. Tenacious Tim." - Kaylabby
"Tenacious Tim Can pollinate my flower anytime ;)" - Pegasus1234
"I hate this dude for taking all the Tengaged pussy away from me" - BostonRob_
"im legit losing a spam war and ive been spamming all day and ill ask is for you to plus it takes fucking 5 seconds of ur day and u cant even do that like please dont speak to me ever again it takes fucking days of work to spam but u obviously dont give a fuck so whatever its fine bye cunt" - rawr25
Congratulations Tim, all that P!MPING has paid off and amidst all the pussy you've accrued, you now have the accolade of Tengaged's Top P!MP 2016! For all you other Tengaged fellas looking to take a few tips from the master, here are Tim's best bits:
"BengalBoy owlb0ned you know, it's ashamed Jess is missing out on all of the fun here. because I know I could make all of her fantasies come to life. I'm just waiting for her to come through. that's all.
Sent by tenacious__tim,Apr 11, 2016"
"if you saw Alyssa the way I see her, you would know she isn't ugly at all. lastly, you are correct. I'm not a G. I'm a gentleman. and I'm a passionate, fun loving, good gentleman too. I keep it 300%. get it right.
Sent by tenacious__tim,Apr 11, 201"
"if it is any consolation, I'd nail you with the 7 inches I have. I know how to make it juicy for you. :)
Sent by tenacious__tim,Mar 27, 2016"
"owlb0ned well. I'll leave the same offer on the table for you as well. there's no need to be jealous. you deserve happiness too. but I admit, I do get a little out of hand from time to time, but I mean well. I'm a good person. I'm just really passionate and thorough in what I do. I'm all for making one person happy and only one person happy. and that could be you.
Sent by tenacious__tim,Mar 27, 2016"
"Richpaca I'd give Jess everything she needs and everything I have. I'd look pass her imperfections and pick her up when she is down. I wouldn't leave when times are tough. being responsible sucks, but hardwork pays off. but the crazy thing is, Jess has ALOT of great things to offer. but she never gives herself any credit for it. it's just a shame that she doesn't always see there are good people out there.
Sent by tenacious__tim,Mar 27, 2016"
" Downeaster - I hear you are a gorgeous, caring, and considerate young woman who is making a solid name for herself on Tengaged. we should get to know each other! are you 18+? and do you use Instagram? hope you had a great weekend!"
"Irelia owlb0ned shake that ass for a stack, come to the rack. sit it on my lap. make it clap, girl what it is. ;)
Sent by tenacious__tim,Apr 6, 2016"
Comments
"Does he main Lux in League of Legends? Because I... Felt a spark ;)" - Minie
"im legit losing a spam war and ive been spamming all day and ill ask is for you to plus it takes fucking 5 seconds of ur day and u cant even do that like please dont speak to me ever again it takes fucking days of work to spam but u obviously dont give a fuck so whatever its fine bye cunt" - rawr25
"im legit losing a spam war and ive been spamming all day and ill ask is for you to plus it takes fucking 5 seconds of ur day and u cant even do that like please dont speak to me ever again it takes fucking days of work to spam but u obviously dont give a fuck so whatever its fine bye cunt" - rawr25
I haven't laughed this much about a Tengaged blog in a really long time! I appreciate it, man. in all honesty, I'm a saint amongst sinners and I'm a really good person. most people don't see that. I always get a bad rap on here for some reason, I feel? but I know I do get out of line from time to time. for the most part, I behave myself. it's just ashamed that a true gentleman can't be a true gentleman because I get overlooked all of the time. it's just really tough when you have to compete with all of these sugar caddies out here. it's exhausting, let me tell you. I know I'm not everyone's first choice, but I'm a great choice. dreams don't work unless you do. gotta keep being me.
Lmfao. This would be better if you came to me for a real quote. That one is lame - . - but the others are funny and Tim is most def Pimp of the year < 3
"im legit losing a spam war and ive been spamming all day and ill ask is for you to plus it takes fucking 5 seconds of ur day and u cant even do that like please dont speak to me ever again it takes fucking days of work to spam but u obviously dont give a fuck so whatever its fine bye cunt" - rawr25
Pegasus1234 I have been nice to you and I will continue to be nice to you. but I've never seen any photos of you before and I'm not sure if you are 18+ or not. I don't interact with children in that way or nature. that's just not my style.