Since the recent fuss over KatDuCouteau, I wondered... Is there a more embarrassing case of people acting like they exposed someone when we all knew the truth already? Luckily, I was able to think of four more.
5. zachup
Despite his death blog looking more like a casual Tinder biography than a heartfelt obituary, some Tengagers still fell for the bait. Comments ranged from "weird... he was online all yesterday :s" - lindb, to "@JohnMorisson are you taking this as a joke you S.O.B? JohnMorisson you are NOTHING but trash. No you arent trash....you are a piece of SHIT! Even if Zach wasnt dead, you have disrespectedhis friends...and ZACH!" - zachup's multi, probably.
It took ShayyBayy figuratively cockslapping people with the truth before some people could accept a death blog from a guy who used 50 different peoples' pictures as his own could potentially be fake. Then again, the less naive of us knew all along.
"zachup's death is still real to me. Rest in peace big man. I'll never forget you." - konohavillage1
4. STOKES2009
When a woman spends most of her time talking about horses and posting glittery MSN display pics from the 1990s in her blogs, you can safely assume she's at least 30 years old. Apparently this wasn't clear to Stokesy's internet boyfriend- ThePotatoMan. You can see his pathetic outburst at http://www.tengaged.com/blog/ThePotatoMan/page/2 .
ThePotatoMan originally fell in love with STOKES for her baller avatar, but after never seeing her on cam and realising she was faking her pics, the love faded. He made about 6 blogs about her before committing Tengaged suicide by posting horse porn.
"Sounds like that day was a TOTAL waste of makeup!" - TheGoodMan
3. KatarinaDuCouteau
Most of us could've told you this dude is a dude the second we saw that his username was 'KatarinaDuCouteau'. Others weren't as intuitive. Assorted virgins such as maturo and LittleBrother123 had hardons for the young fella and sent him gifts. When they finally realised it's a dude, they took it all over the blogs page as if it was a big deal.
Come on bros, the guy is called KatarinaDuCouteau and he posts about female pop divas. Do you really think it's a surprise it turned out to be an underage boy you fell in love with?
"I was shocked! KatarinaDuCouteau is the most subtle fake-girl name I've seen since LaFierceBrittany2!" - Halloween
2. DanielleDonato FighterMan was hopelessly in love with DanielleDonato, dating him for a good 6 months. Many people (including myself) warned him that he was dating a guy, so in response he deleted our comments and made blogs getting angry at us for telling him.
That was until 6 months down the line when the truth finally fucked poor Fighter in the ass. Like with the other exposés on the list, Fighter made a bunch of dramatic blogs about how his trust was betrayed then acted hard for exposing DD. Similarly, SurvivorRocks rushed to delete his
#WCW blog for the young man before calling him out.
"Who would've thought someone naming themselves after Danielle Donato on Tengaged would be a man! Next you'll be telling me DanieleD's not a girl!" - jenzie
1. DanielKennedy111
When Gaiaphage wanted to get attention by banning himself, he went out with a BANG. He made blogs about how he's gonna ban himself for about 12 hours before actually doing it. Then just before he did, he made a blog dropping the bomb... Exposing that DanielKennedy111's real name was Daniel Kennedy.
Suffice it to say, this exposé turned the Tengaged world on it's head- who would've known!? One long hour after leaving Tengaged forever, Gaia came back on a multi account to see that no one gave a fuck that he exposed Daniel's name.
"Definitely the most brutal thing to happen to a Kennedy since the assassination of JFK." - alanb1
wannabeefriends lol what? no one cares whether you laughed or not lil buddy wpwsers196 IM IN THE DUEL WITH WUPUSERS teddybear ily2 temponeptune it was a hard one to come to terms with- no one's denying that
Since the recent fuss over KatDuCouteau, I wondered... Is there a more embarrassing case of people acting like they exposed someone when we all knew the truth already? Luckily, I was able to think of four more.