WELL! I will have you know that in the summer of 1961 (when these moonshine legs could do a little more than dance *wink wink*), I beat the considious JAMES BAXTER in a race to the end of the Aero Pool Stadium and back!
That horris of a scoundrel, JAMES BAXTER, truly believed that he could single-handedly touch the end rim of the tiled Aero Pool Stadium...AND I COULDN'T?
Well, long story short, I BEAT that "horris" James Baxter at the 1961 Aero Pool Stadium touch race. It was one of the proudest days of my humble life.
I hope I have you enlightened you on this solemn Thursday night. It is always my pleasure to make the world a more knowledgeable milieu.