My names Bruce the motherfucking accounting guy
I walk up past ur bitch looking hella fly
Like a closing entry Imma make u cry
Think you can beat me in numbers bitch don't even try
Let me teach u about bank reconciliation then I'll show how I'm a expert in penetration
My assets are large and my sheets are balanced . Pick a fight with me u must be mentally challenged
U ain't got nothing on these skills I'm about budgets bonds bitches and popping pills
I have these sick beats and don't u know I'm a legend under the balance sheets
Debits to the right of me assets to the left of me better believe after my vids ur girl will wanna have sex with me
I'Il teach ur mum this accounting course then well have some sexual intercourse
I’ll show her my favorite number, 69 then I’ll make her scream like she’s been pricked from a porcupine.
Il be cashing cheques left right and center il make so much doe you'll think I'm a baker
