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4thJul 24, 2016 by CheapCheep

And i'll tell you guys why I hate myself instead of some other bullshit that has anything to do with you.

I'll start.

#CheapCheep - I look like the cousin of Where's Waldo that nobody bothered to find.

#_m4rw4n - I'm like the uncool white Urkel.

#Xx_Legend_xX - If Adam Sandler was 18, fat, and not nearly as successful, he would be me.

#LittleBrother123 - I'm the Beast from Beauty and the Beast except I don't find love and the rose withered half a century ago.

#YasGaga - I view the glass as half empty even when it's full.

#deshonBANNEDISBACK - The best thing to come out of me was a shit I took two days ago.

#BluJay112 - The best thing said about me was "Thank God he's gone".

#Abrogate - Lemony Snicket's "A Series of Unfortunate Events" is loosely based off my life, minus the two other orphans and the happy ending.

#Koji - I joined Team Instinct in Pokemon Go.

#jenzie - The most attention i've ever gotten was when I pretended to be homeless.

#Girllover101 - I can relate to Necco Wafers and Candy Corn best.

#Instagram - The closest thing to sex for me was when I put a Q-tip in my ear, and even then I needed consent first.

s73100 - Donald Trump has once tried to get a wall built around me and the ten foot perimeter in which I live. But he told me to build it.

Marchesa - I was hired as one of the extras for the movie "Cabin in the Woods".

SkooterEYZ - Even Helen Keller can see why i'm still single.

Obstreperous - If I was the last man left on Earth, there would be a 0% chance of reproduction.

joaquint561 - I have Alcoholics Anonymous on speed dial.

ThisIsMyGame - If there was a cure for cancer, I would be the side effect.

LasVegas - I don't have any multis because I don't want to put another avatar through the pains of being associated with me.

perfectprizetag - I have a part-time job as the "before" in all acne and weight loss related commercial ads.

Booyahhayoob - Before the show was cancelled, I looked towards "1000 Ways to Die" for inspiration.

Arris - Facebook cannot even find friends for me.

Steel - When I was born, my parents immediately wanted a refund.

TDBigBrotherLover112 - I'm the biggest flamer in this state, and I live in Arizona.

C_Shizz96 - I learned how to jerk off from a comedian, and I haven't skipped a day since.

KingGeek - The "Echo and Sound Check" on Skype is one of my best friends.

Zazooski - If I dropped the soap in prison, i'd still have nothing to worry about.

iiAmazing - The best quality I bring to the table is my undying sarcasm.

cswaggerr - When I get a haircut and they need a reference for how to cut my hair, I hold up a picture of a hairless Sphynx cat.

Minie - The most adventurous thing i've ever done was taking a step out into my backyard.

Joobix - IGN gave me a 1/10.

maxiphone27 - Not even POV could save my ass from eviction.

KatarinaDuCouteau - I've never fallen in love before, never been in a relatioship, anything along those lines. Probably for good reason(s).

Galaxies - I'm too insecure to show my face or anything anymore despite what anyone tells me. Rest in pizza-pasta.

jdog - I listen to Nickelback.

BBcanfan - I've never watched a single episode of Big Brother.

ghrocky100 - I've never played a game of Stars, and likewise never will.

Smoothstalker12 - I sleep all day, I eat all night.

rawr121 - I find all my clothes in a dumpster behind the cardboard box in which I live and get Internet connection to.

Gohandd - I look up to Paul Blart for inspiration.

Almonds - I make excuses for anything and everything just to stay lazy.

sahmosean - "Dude you're so hated that when you post a blog even spammers don't respond". I'm also so lazy I just steal other people's roasts and use them as my own.

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Sent by _m4rw4n,Jul 24, 2016

Do you know me ik u dont hate me

Sent by Xx_Legend_xX,Jul 24, 2016

Sent by LittleBrother123,Jul 24, 2016

WHAT NOOOOOO I WOULDNT SAY THAT

Sent by Xx_Legend_xX,Jul 24, 2016

Sent by YasGaga,Jul 24, 2016

you look like Michelle Meyers

Sent by deshonBANNEDISBACK,Jul 24, 2016

aw don't hate urself :(

Sent by BluJay112,Jul 24, 2016

Abrogate :)

Sent by Abrogate,Jul 24, 2016

Me (:

Sent by Koji,Jul 24, 2016

Sent by jenzie,Jul 24, 2016

mee

Sent by Girllover101,Jul 24, 2016

Sent by Instagram,Jul 24, 2016

Sent by s73100,Jul 24, 2016

roast me

Sent by Marchesa,Jul 24, 2016

Sent by SkooterEYZ,Jul 24, 2016

Sent by Obstreperous,Jul 24, 2016

roast me

Sent by joaquint561,Jul 24, 2016

I dont wanna do it, but im gonna do it.

Sent by ThisIsMyGame,Jul 24, 2016

Sent by LasVegas,Jul 24, 2016

Sent by perfectprizetag,Jul 25, 2016

hehe

Sent by Booyahhayoob,Jul 25, 2016

ok lol

Sent by Arris,Jul 25, 2016

faggot

Sent by Steel,Jul 25, 2016

Sent by TDBigBrotherLover112,Jul 25, 2016

okay

Sent by C_Shizz96,Jul 25, 2016

hi.

Sent by KingGeek,Jul 25, 2016

rgthfghf

Sent by Zazooski,Jul 25, 2016

Lol

Sent by iiAmazing,Jul 25, 2016

Lolz

Sent by cswaggerr,Jul 25, 2016

Sent by Minie,Jul 25, 2016

Memememe

Sent by Joobix,Jul 25, 2016

YES TEAM INSTINCT

Sent by maxiphone27,Jul 25, 2016

;[

Sent by KatarinaDuCouteau,Jul 25, 2016

Sent by Galaxies,Jul 25, 2016

okay LOL

Sent by jdog,Jul 25, 2016

Sent by BBCANfan,Jul 25, 2016

alex

Sent by ghrocky100,Jul 25, 2016

Sent by SmoothStalker12,Jul 25, 2016

Sent by rawr121,Jul 25, 2016

glad

Sent by Gohandd,Jul 25, 2016

almonds

and vote this please :(
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Sent by Almonds,Jul 25, 2016

Dude you're so hated that when you post a blog even spammers don't respond

Sent by sahmosean,Jul 25, 2016

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