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Big Brother and online Hunger games.

I live next door (Story Time with Ginge)

Feb 22, 2017 by DumbGinger
to a funeral home (my uncle actually owns it). It'll usually get a funeral every week or so. When I tell people that they usually think like "oh how depressing" but no, it doesn't affect us at all, it's not like people actively sob loudly in the parking lot or some shit.

Anyway, I had recently finally obtained a Def Leppard Hysteria 8 track. My car only plays cassettes and 8 tracks so im usually on the hunt for them, and I love Def Leppard. Well it's a really nice and warm day today, so I have my windows down and im waiting outside my house for my little brother to come out. I'm pumped for my new 8 track so I go ahead and pop it in, and you know Def Leppard really isn't a band you can listen to quietly, you gotta blast it to get the full effect.

Well I done picked a whole bouquet of Oopsie Daises because I failed to notice the funeral of a local policeman taking place right behind me, and I don't know if you've ever heard a Def Leppard song, but 98% of their lyrics are about straight up banging hot chicks (not to mention they're usually like 5 minutes long) and once you've gotten through a song and a half, it really sets a poor tone for mourning the deceased.

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Def's great  :)  My fav from them is actually Rocket

Sent by Icarus_Mark,Feb 22, 2017
icarus_Mark Mine's probably Photograph, with honorable mention to Armageddon It.
Sent by DumbGinger,Feb 22, 2017

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