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Big Brother and online Hunger games.

PLEASE HELP

Apr 26, 2017 by DumbGinger
I just took a shower, and I was doing totally manly shit like fixing a hot rod and sexually harassing females via Snapchat when I accidentally used GIRL'S BODY WASH. Im like a big fucking cloud of lavender right now. Am I going to turn into a woman? I swear it was an accident! I can't become a girl, I don't even LIKE Grey's Anatomy!

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Greys is iconic robbed
Sent by Kaseyhope101,Apr 26, 2017
Why is there girl's body wash in your house?
Sent by Marktint_1,Apr 26, 2017
marktint_1 back. the fuck. off. you keep asking all these questions and you may find an answer you dont like. drop the case and go back home
Sent by DumbGinger,Apr 26, 2017
I guess you're right, DumbGinger. I am just a kid. And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, 26-and-a-half seconds. And if I've learned anything during that time, it's that you are who you are. And no amount of mermaid magic... ...or managerial promotion... ...or some other third thing... ...can make me anything more than what I really am inside: A kid. But that's okay. Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City, and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back. All right, we get the point. So, yeah, I'm a kid. And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead McSpazatron! But most of all, I'm... I'm... I'm... I'M A GOOFY GOOBER
Sent by Marktint_1,Apr 26, 2017
marktint_1 That’s it, I’m done. Fuck this chat. It’s devolved into a mass of retarded copy pastes and face spam. The quality of twitch chat has been declining for a while, but this is the last straw. That’s it. I’m done. I’m uninstalling the internet, chopping off my dick and moving to fucking Antarctica, at least the bacteria there will be fucking smarter discourse
Sent by DumbGinger,Apr 26, 2017
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up toddler my name is harambe but u can call me t3h G0Rr1lLa oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very wild!!!! thats why i came over the fence, 2 meet random anmls like me _… im 17 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 drg kids arond w/ my zookeeper (im untamed if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite activty!!! bcuz its SOOOO wild!!!! hes wild 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random anmls =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here in this z0o so get ur DiCks 0ut!!!! DiCKsOUt4H4ramBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein wild again _^
hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and dicks out, t3h G0Rr1lLa oF d00m
Sent by Marktint_1,Apr 26, 2017
marktint_1

Why am I always being put in the friend zone. I’m a nice guy, work a nice job, and would do anything for m’lady. In the end these girls always go after DOUCHEBAG guys who treat them like shit, and only talk to me to cry about it. I’m sick of being considered ‘beta’ or whatever you call it.
Sent by DumbGinger,Apr 26, 2017
What is a friend? As a Tengager, that whole concept confuses me. Do you pronounce all the vouls vowls in friend, like fry-end or pronounce it like freend? I've always had difficulty with that word, it's one of those words I've always read but never heard. I found myself up crying at night sometimes, because that word, however you pronounce it, gives me a lot of grief. Who in this lifetime could I call a friend? I would die happy if I just had one friend.
Sent by Marktint_1,Apr 26, 2017

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