and as an added little bonus, i'll also do the most forgettable person of the season AND one player who has not returned but would be neat AND where I would generally rank the season
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Borneo:
Fave- Hatch
Least Fave- Dirk Been
Forgettable- Joel Klug
Returnee: Greg Buis
TOP TIER
Australian Outback:
Fave- Tina Wesson
Least Fave- Kimmi Kappenburg
Forgettable- Mitchell Olson
Returnee: Debb Eaton for the lolz
HIGH OF BOTTOM TIER (classic but has aged fairly poorly)
Africa
Fave- Lex van den Berghe
Least Fave- Lindsey Richter
Forgettable- Carl Billancione
Returnee: T-Bird
HIGH OF MID TIER
Marquesas:
Fave- John Carroll
Least Fave- Robert DeCanio
Forgettable- Patrichia Jackson
Returnee: John Carroll
LOW OF MID TIER
Thailand:
Fave- Robb Zbacnik
Least Fave- literally pick anyone not named Robb, Brian, or Shii Ann
Forgettable- literally pick anyone not named Robb, Brian, or Shii Ann
Returnee: Puppy Killer Heidik
BOTTOM TIER
Amazon:
Fave- Cesterneenee
Least Fave- Roger Sexton
Forgettable- Daniel Lue
Returnee: Heidi Strobel
HIGH OF MID TIER
Pearl Islands:
Fave- Sandra Diaz-Twine
Least Fave- Shawn Cohen
Forgettable- Trish Dunn
Returnee- Burton Roberts
HIGH OF TOP TIER
All Stars:
Fave- Hatch
Least Fave- Kathy was fucking terrible this season
Forgettable- No one, this is one of the best casts ever, but I do forget Rudy was on it =[
BOTTOM TIER
Vanutatu:
Fave- Chris Daugherty
Least Fave- Mia Galeotalanza
Forgettable- Brady Finta
Returnee- Twila Tanner
HIGH OF TOP TIER
Palau:
Fave- Tom Westman
Least Fave- Jonathan Libby
Forgettable- Ashlee Ashby
Returnee- Ian Rosenburger
BOTTOM TIER
Guatemala:
Fave- Danni Boatwright
Least Fave- Jamie Newton
Forgettable- Brianna Varela
Returnee- Danni Boatwright
BOTTOM TIER
Panama:
Fave- Cirie Fields
Least Fave- Austin Carty
Forgettable- Melinda Hyder
Returnee- Shane Powers
HIGH MID TIER OR LOW TOP TIER
Cook Islands:
Fave- Penner
Least Fave- Brad Virata, Jp Calderon, or Adam Gentry. They're all like the same person so
Forgettable- Cecillia Mansilla
Returnee- Cao Boi Bui
BOTTOM TIER
China:
Fave- Courtney Yates
Least Fave- oh god im going to get eaten alive for this. Fuck you guys, Sherea Lloyd
Forgettable- Leslie Nease
Returnee- Aaron Reisberger
MID TIER
Micronesia:
Fave- Penner
Least Fave- Mikey B
Forgettable- Alexis Jones
Returnee- Kathy Sleckman
HIGH MID TIER
Gabon:
Fave- Randy Bailey
Least Fave- Sugar KIper
Forgettable- Kelly Czarnnecki
Returnee- Ace Gordon
MID TIER
Tocantins:
Fave- Tyson Apostol
Least Fave- Joe Dowdle
Forgettable- Jerry Sims
Returnee- Taj Johnson-George
TOP TIER
Samoa:
Fave- DANGER DAVE BALL
Least Fave- John Fincher
Forgettable- anyone not named Russell or Shambo, haha am I right editors???
Returnee- Bret Clouser
BOTTOM TIER
Heroes vs Villains:
Fave- please dont make me choose
Least Fave- Candice CodyCock
Forgettable- as much as I LOVE him, it's gotta be Randy Bailey
HIGH TOP TIER
Nicaragua:
Fave- Brenda Lowe
Least Fave- Shannon Elkins
Forgettable- Yve Rojas
Returnee- Holly Hoffman
HIGH BOTTOM TIER
Redemption Island:
Fave- B-Rob
Least Fave- David Murphy
Forgettable- Julie Wolfe
Returnee- Stephenie Valencia
LOW BOTTOM TIER
South Pacific:
Fave- Cochran
Least Fave- Keith ugh fuck im blanking on his last name. Not Nale. idk, he fucked Whitney. Famie? no thats Australian Outback. Seriously dude what the fuck is it. Ok hold on ill look it up Tollefson
Forgettable- Papa Bear
Returnee- Sophie Clarke
MID TIER
One World
Fave- Kat Edorsson
Least Fave- put literally anyone not named Kim, Sabrina, Kat or Tarzan here and I won't put up a fight
Forgettable- Nina Acosta
Returnee- Sabrina Thompson
LOW BOTTOM TIER
Philippines:
Fave- Penner
Least Fave- probably the one that beats his meat to individuals he meets on Roblox
Forgettable- Artis Sylvester
Returnee- Denise Stapley
LOW TOP TIER
Caramoan:
Fave- Malcolm Freburg
Least Fave- Brandon Hantz
Forgettable- The Fans tribe
Returnee- Eddie Fox
BOTTOM TIER
Blood vs Water:
Fave- Tyson Apostol
Least Fave- Candice CodyCock
Forgettable- I always forget Kat was in this
Returnee- John Cody
MID TIER
Cagayan:
Fave- BIG TONE VLACHOS BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Least Fave- Garrett Adelstein
Forgettable- Absolutely no one. But, I guess ill go with Lindsey Ogle
Returnee- Malnutrisha Hegarty
HIGH TOP TIER
San Juan del Sur:
Fave- I cant choose between Nat and Keith
Least Fave- Julie McGee
Forgettable- Alec Christy
Returnee- Nat Anderson
HIGH MID TIER
Worlds Apart:
Fave- Jenn or Hali
Least Fave- Crybaby Nina
Forgettable- Joaq
Returnee- Mike Holloway
LOW TOP TIER OR HIGH MID TIER
Cambodia:
Fave- Keith Nale
Least Fave- Kimmi Kappenburg
Forgettable- Monica "4 seconds of airtime across 2 seasons" Padilla
LOW BOTTOM TIER
Kaoh Rong:
Fave- Aubry Bracco
Least Fave- Anna Kunt
Forgettable- Grandpa Joe
Returnee- Cydney Gillon
HIGH TOP TIER
Millennials vs Gen X:
Fave- David Wright
Least Fave- Paul Wachter
Forgettable- CeCe
Returnee- David or Jay
LOW TOP TIER OR HIGH MID TIER
Game Changers:
Fave- Purple Aubry
Least Fave- Big Dick Troy
Forgettable- did you even know Troyzan has played 2 times now?
BOTTOM TIER
britishromeo17 yeah its this kind of shit that makes me want to leave Tengaged. I mean this blog took a long time to do, its not like I just spouted out some names. When people undermine the effort I put into something like this because of one minor aspect of it, it makes me not want to put any effort in going forward.
dumbginger omg hon pls dont stop doing whatchu doing, your blogs are so interesting, you literally had two blogs that were at #1 and #2 a couple days ago WORK BITCH
i really don't like the inconsistency with the colons and dashes i don't think cirie was robbed in the game changers finale. the game of survivor is fair for everyone. cirie was eliminated not only because of her lack of forethought, but tai's lack of thought in general. there comes a point when it's just too late to save yourself. that moment for her was standing up at the f7 tribal and trying to play a power that wasn't hers to play. she threw tai under the bus, made her ally sarah not trust her, and accidentally got out her right hand lady michaela. if aubry was voted out like sarah planned, then tai wouldn't have been able to use the hii on her in the f6, which ultimately is what got her out. even if tai used it on aubry in f7, he would've expended one of the idols that made cirie get snuffed by default the following tribal. maybe a chain reaction of idol plays could've happened? cirie would've been safe nonetheless. this one crucial round was where cirie should've been under the radar, but instead she tried to channel the ghost of Ciera "#BigMewvs #SheVotedOutHerMom" Eastin, which may have looked impressive to the jury if it worked, but it just didn't. the move was not successful, but it was still fun to watch develop. cirie is always a treasure to watch. she made a terrible, terrible move but i think that alone is kinda the point of "game changers." there were people who were cast that made sly moves, spectacular moves, stupid moves (omg Survivor 36: Sly Moves v. Spectacular Moves v. Stupid Moves??) and in this case cirie made a stupid move, but a move was made nonetheless. cirie is still the quintessential survivor strategist. she made one mistake and in this case it was the mistake that made her game fall apart. it's the fatal flaw in her storyline. but with that mistake, cirie made survivor history and became the first to be voted out with literally 0 votes (im sure there technically have been others but please don't poke holes in cirie's iconicness). she had such a beautiful moment that would've gone amiss had the sequence of events that occurred were different. i had goosebumps watching cirie, who is probably the most legendary non-winner in survivor history, realizing along with everyone else there that she was effectively just voted out with not a single vote... and jeff didn't even open the urn! these are just one of the many things that makes cirie a goddess in every sense of the word. she isn't a goddess because she was "robbed" - that would make her a victim. she is a goddess because she makes moments like this happen, intentional and not intentional ones, in the pursuit of a million dollars. i remember watching survivor panama, cirie's premiere season 12 years ago and the 12th season of survivor overall. in the first episode there were talks of voting cirie out first. she lucked out though, and tina got voted out instead. if cirie had been voted out, we would've lost her in the vestiges of irrelevance forever, but her legacy still lives on and she'll be immortalized in survivor history. this, really, is what makes her a survivor. i think we ought to celebrate a cherish what cirie accomplished this season and in her entire survivor career, which she built from the couch up. i think she really embodied everything that this season was meant to embody, and that's why probst and the reunion audience gave her that well-due round of applause and honor. you didn't see them crying or shaking their fist at her elimination. there's no point in crying over spilled milk.
Least Fave- Anna Kunt