See with you, the world just heard about what happened. But with us, they’re gonna see it. It’s gonna be a worldwide sensation. I mean people gotta see this shit. It’s not like anyone reads anymore. We’re gonna know fame like you never even dreamed of.
I was SO BELIEVABLE today, wasn’t I? I mean, I told so many lies that I actually started to believe them. I really think that I was born for this.
Do you know what it was like growing up in this family? Related to YOU? I mean all I ever heard was Sydney this, and Sydney that, and Sydney Sydney Sydney. You were always just so FUCKING SPECIAL! Well now I’m the special one.
*stabs Charlie*
What the media really loves baby? Is a sole survivor. Just ask you know who. Trevor was your partner; you, you were the idea man.
*stabs again*
My friends? WHAT WORLD ARE YOU LIVING IN? I DON’T NEED FRIENDS! I need fans. DON’T YOU GET IT? This has never been about killing you. It’s about……becoming you. I mean for fucks sake, my own mother had to die - no great loss there - so I could stay true to the original. That’s sick, right? Well sick is the new sane. You had your fifteen minutes, NOW I WANT MINE! I mean what am I supposed to do? Go to college, grad school, work? Look around. We all live in public now, we’re all on the internet. How do you think people become famous anymore? YOU DON’T HAVE TO ACHIEVE ANYTHING! You just gotta have fucked up shit happen to you. So you do have to die Syd, those are the rules. New movie, new franchise. There’s only room for one lead, and let’s face it your ingénue days, they’re over.
*stabs Sydney*
Don’t tell me you didn’t know this day would come.
