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Favorite 39 Survivor Characters #3

15thAug 21, 2014 by Ghoul
imageRanking my favorite 39 Survivor characters in a redo of a ranking I did almost 2 years (just after One World) plus 3 extras as homage to Australia. A lot has changed after I rewatched seasons 1-27 so it will have a lot of changes from bottom to top. Cagayan won't be included because too recent and would need to rewatch which won't happen for a while.

Keep in mind that everyone who made this list for me is in like the top 10% of Survivor characters for me so getting 42 isn't a slight in the slightest

this ranking did not have a 2 month lag inbetween posts, that is not the blog ranking you are looking for

3- Fabio Birza

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

The greatest player Survivor has ever seen comes in third, and rightfully so. A strategic genius of epic proportions who effectively nerfed a chess grandmaster with little to no effort. A man of whims that normal human beings cannot begin to understand or even put into words. The man that the Dos Equis man looks up to goes to for advice.

But really I love Fabio so much as a Survivor character and winner. He is the complete antithesis of strategy and gamebots, a focus that has cannibalized modern Survivor and helped make the show a shadow of its former glory along with lame and overused twists. The idea of a goofy surfer type who earns the nickname ‘Fabio’ manages to win a modern season of Survivor makes me very happy.

Fabio during his immunity run at the end of Nicaragua is the last time I was truly invested in a season of a Survivor and actively rooting for someone. I remember being so pumped when he won his way into the finals where he promptly collected his million dollar check. Fabio is just an enigma who is one of the funnest characters the series has had, I can’t think of a moment where he isn’t grinning widely or looking confused. From his love-hate relationship with Naonka, aligning with the alliances I preferred (working with Marty/Benry and co over Brenda/Sash and staff who I dislike immensely), to spending all of his money in a blink of an eye I just love, love, love Fabio.

The antidote to modern Survivor always had a place in the top of 5 of my list and was a candidate to win but ultimately fell short. If you don't like Fabio take a backseat with Chase and Sash AND SUCK IT

Hint for 2: This contestant won a season of survivor by more than 2 votes

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Comments

special one time tag for 01Gohan
Sent by Ghoul,Aug 21, 2014
shut the hell up your clues are garbage
Sent by obscurity,Aug 21, 2014
I think Sandra will be second
Sent by Patrick319,Aug 21, 2014
i'm happy fabio isn't top 2 though
i'm pulling for sandra obviously so chris can rightfully be beaten by a woman as he should have been 10 years ago
Sent by obscurity,Aug 21, 2014
Obscurity what's wrong with them they are very specific???????
Sent by Ghoul,Aug 21, 2014
i always liked your fabio argument and i agree with all of it and i think he's a great winner for all the reasons you listed but i still find it hard to get behind him as a character
Sent by obscurity,Aug 21, 2014
There's never gonna be another winner like Fabio and it makes me sad to think about
Sent by TheSexiestDude990,Aug 21, 2014
:|
Sent by aimers,Aug 21, 2014
TheSexiestDude990 we were close with Eddie and Woo (sort of)
Sent by Ghoul,Aug 21, 2014
Obscurity I'm also weird because I think ranking winners on gameplay is frivolous but I would argue that Fabio is the best person to ever play Survivor with a straight face
Sent by Ghoul,Aug 21, 2014
True Ghoul either of them winning would've made their seasons far better
Sent by TheSexiestDude990,Aug 21, 2014
ghoul omg I agree Fabio was the LAST survivor that I actively jumped up and down for to win in the final. I mean I rooted for Lisa I guess.. but I knew she wasn't winning.
Sent by Timster,Aug 21, 2014
finally a sexiestdude opinion that isn't awful
Sent by obscurity,Aug 21, 2014
he sucks doesn't deserve even top 30
Sent by domarco13,Aug 21, 2014
Fabio < 3
Sent by DJ4460,Aug 21, 2014
FAAAAAAABIOOOOOOOO < 3
Sent by zimdelinvasor,Aug 21, 2014
courtney marit number one?????
Sent by ianfitz0012,Aug 21, 2014
I feel like the only person who doesn't like him
Sent by Jacob_96,Aug 21, 2014
he sucks doesn't deserve even top 30
Sent by domarco13 ,Aug 21, 2014

F I L T E R E D
Sent by 01Gohan,Aug 21, 2014
I have a right to my own opinion do I not and I'm sure there are some people to dont agree with on this list as well
Sent by domarco13,Aug 21, 2014

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