Stranger: Hi, my name is Dr. Phil
Do you have a problem you want to talk about?
You: yes
Stranger: you seem to be quite positive.
You: i am an alien in a human being
Stranger: is it because you are an alien in a human being that you came to me ?
You: trapped
You: yes
Stranger: that is interesting. please continue.
Stranger: you are sure.
You: of course
You: i want to get out
Stranger: i'm not sure i understand you fully.
You: and back to space
Stranger: suppose you got to get out soon.
Stranger: what does that suggest to you ?
You: i want to go back to mars
Stranger: why do you want to go back to mars ?
You: where my alien family is
Stranger: who else in your family is ?
You: my brother is an alien too
Stranger: your brother ?
You: he is here on earth with me
Stranger: earlier you said your brother is an alien too.
You: we ned help to fly back to mars
Stranger: lets discuss further why your alien family is.
You: our parents miss us
Stranger: do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
You: they send us messages with the stars
Stranger: i'm not sure i understand you fully.
You: shooting stars are like faxes from mars
You: from my family too
Stranger: what do you suppose that resemblence means ?
Stranger: who else in your family too ?
You: can you buy me a ticket for the next space ship to mars?
Stranger: do you wish to believe i buy you ?
You: yes
Stranger: i see.
You: i am quite positive you can help me out
Stranger: do you know anyone else who is quite positive i can help you out ?
You: maybe you got austronaut friends
Stranger: can't you be more positive ?
You: yeah i am a lot positive
Stranger: do you enjoy being a lot positive ?
You: yes
You: i do
Stranger: you seem to be quite positive.
Stranger: you say you do ?
You: yes
Stranger: i understand.
You: positive is my middle name...please to meet you i am Alienus Positivitus Marsus
Stranger: i am not interested in names.
You: as you can see am from mars
Stranger: i don't understand that.
You: if you cant help me ihave to find someone else
Stranger: but what are the chances that i can't help you ihave to find someone else ?
You: i dont like the body that i have possessed here on earth
Stranger: does that trouble you ?
You: you seem to be writing alien english instead of me!
Stranger: suppose i did seem to be writing alien english instead of you -- what would that mean ?
You: sorry am waisitng my time...
Stranger: does that suggest anything else which belongs to you ?
You: i got a space ship to catch
Stranger: do you say you got a space ship to catch for some special reason ?
You: see ya ...i will send you a shooting star when i'm back on mars
Stranger: do you believe it is normal to be back on mars ?
You: yes it is
Stranger: you are sure.
You: yes coz i like chocolate
Stranger: that's quite interesting.
You: *flies way*
Stranger: lets discuss further why your time.