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Big Brother and online Hunger games.

Small world - everyone knows everything

Mar 31, 2015 by GoodPlay
And how will things go in the future

Telephonist - Pizza Hut, good evening!

Customer - Hello, good evening, I would like to order a pizza.

Telephonist - May you give me your NIN (National Identification Number)

Customer - Yes! It's 1234 5678 9012 3456 7890

Telephonist - Thank you very much, Mr.Scalf. You live in Poopy Pants Lane the 888th Your home phone number is 1 000 555 999 right, you work in your local insurance number whose phone number is 1 000 555 888 right?

Customer - How did you get all these informations???

Telephonist - We are connected to the central services!

Customer - Ok, I would like to order 2 four cheeses pizzas and a calabresa one

Telephonist - Maybe that is not a very good idea...

Customer - I beg you pardon?

Telephonist - I'm seeing here on your medical record that you suffer from hypertension and you have cholesterol levels through the roof. And I maybe would have let it go, but your life insurance doesn't cover dangerous health choices

Customer - Ok, what do you suggest then?

Telephonist - Try our pizza with tofu and radishes, I know you will love it!

Customer - How do you know?

Telephonist - Because you logged in to the web page "Delicious soja recipes" on the 7th and were logged in to it for 38 minutes, that is why I suggest it.

Customer - Hmph... fine, send me 2 large pizzas.

Telephonist - Rest assured it's going to be the best choice for you, your wife Beatrice and your kids William, Edward, Chad and Claire

Customer - How much is it?

Telephonist - 49.99$

Customer - Would you like my credit card number?

Telephonist - You have to pay in cash, you have reached your credit card limit

Customer - All good, I can withdraw cash from the bank before the pizza gets here

Telephonist - I don't think so, your bank account has  negative balance

Customer - Mind your business! Send me the pizzas i'll get the money, when are they delivered?

Telephonist - We have a lot of orders today, with some luck, 45 minutes, you can pick them up yourself but I don't think carrying 2 pizzas in a motorcycle is very easy

Customer - How do you know I will go on a motorcycle?

Telephonist - You didn't pay your last car installment and it was pawned, but since you payed your motorcycle I assumed you can use it

Customer - OH MY FUCKING GOD

Telephonist - I would like you to be polite, don't forget you were charged in May 2006 for public contempt to a police officer

Customer - *Silence*

Telephonist - Anything else?

Customer - Yes, do not forget the 2 complementary liters of coke.

Telephonist - I'm sorry but we are forbidden to sell sugar to diabetics

Customer - OK that is it, i'm trowing myself out the window

Telephonist - And break a leg? You live on the first floor!

#rookies

Comments

lol
Sent by C00LDUDE1000,Mar 31, 2015
so true mate we need to watch out
Sent by rowan22,Mar 31, 2015
True rowan22
Sent by GoodPlay,Mar 31, 2015
Omg this is so funny
Sent by DontTakeMyPeach,Mar 31, 2015
Yep donttakemypeach a friend emailed me this, i just had to share LMAO
Sent by GoodPlay,Mar 31, 2015

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