Customer - Hello, good evening, I would like to order a pizza.
Telephonist - May you give me your NIN (National Identification Number)
Customer - Yes! It's 1234 5678 9012 3456 7890
Telephonist - Thank you very much, Mr.Scalf. You live in Poopy Pants Lane the 888th Your home phone number is 1 000 555 999 right, you work in your local insurance number whose phone number is 1 000 555 888 right?
Customer - How did you get all these informations???
Telephonist - We are connected to the central services!
Customer - Ok, I would like to order 2 four cheeses pizzas and a calabresa one
Telephonist - Maybe that is not a very good idea...
Customer - I beg you pardon?
Telephonist - I'm seeing here on your medical record that you suffer from hypertension and you have cholesterol levels through the roof. And I maybe would have let it go, but your life insurance doesn't cover dangerous health choices
Customer - Ok, what do you suggest then?
Telephonist - Try our pizza with tofu and radishes, I know you will love it!
Customer - How do you know?
Telephonist - Because you logged in to the web page "Delicious soja recipes" on the 7th and were logged in to it for 38 minutes, that is why I suggest it.
Customer - Hmph... fine, send me 2 large pizzas.
Telephonist - Rest assured it's going to be the best choice for you, your wife Beatrice and your kids William, Edward, Chad and Claire
Customer - How much is it?
Telephonist - 49.99$
Customer - Would you like my credit card number?
Telephonist - You have to pay in cash, you have reached your credit card limit
Customer - All good, I can withdraw cash from the bank before the pizza gets here
Telephonist - I don't think so, your bank account has negative balance
Customer - Mind your business! Send me the pizzas i'll get the money, when are they delivered?
Telephonist - We have a lot of orders today, with some luck, 45 minutes, you can pick them up yourself but I don't think carrying 2 pizzas in a motorcycle is very easy
Customer - How do you know I will go on a motorcycle?
Telephonist - You didn't pay your last car installment and it was pawned, but since you payed your motorcycle I assumed you can use it
Customer - OH MY FUCKING GOD
Telephonist - I would like you to be polite, don't forget you were charged in May 2006 for public contempt to a police officer
Customer - *Silence*
Telephonist - Anything else?
Customer - Yes, do not forget the 2 complementary liters of coke.
Telephonist - I'm sorry but we are forbidden to sell sugar to diabetics
Customer - OK that is it, i'm trowing myself out the window
Telephonist - And break a leg? You live on the first floor!