Describe your sex life in 2015

Jun 19, 2015 by GoodPlay

by picking up the nearest book, and posting the first sentence on page 45.

(THIS IS MAPLESTORY'S IDEA)
http://www.tengaged.com/blog/Maplestory/2488446/describe-your-sex-life-2012
#rookies

Comments

Michael relied so heavily on this bond that he created another one like it in college

LMFAO that's not terrible actually :X

Sent by bulldoggy559,Jun 19, 2015

"Collars are choking"

Same.

Sent by RodneyRules1219,Jun 19, 2015

let go let go from my hair

Sent by patriciasigmond,Jun 19, 2015

What had once seemed like an exciting adventure, quickly becomes a nightmare.

holy shit XD goodplay

Sent by survivorworld33,Jun 19, 2015

"Afternoon over martinis?"

Sent by Kayy99,Jun 19, 2015

"her father finally put the conversation out of it's misery"

fuck

Sent by EmmzX,Jun 20, 2015

The hooded pitohui (Pitohui dichrous) of Papua New Guinea is one of the very few poisonous birds.

Should I be scared Orr... :P

Sent by Philip13,Jun 20, 2015

I have 3 books stacked on each other on my bed stand so I'll just do them all :P

"No help from the villagers"
LOL

Sent by Philip13,Jun 20, 2015

And my other book was
"Why not?"
This one also sounds like a valid answer xD

Sent by Philip13,Jun 20, 2015

There lived at the Messina two ladies, whose names were Hero and Beatrice.

Sent by TDBigBrotherLover112,Jun 22, 2015