User: Not really, would be cool doe, human robo dancing.
Cleverbot: Yes, I think you are a very nice bot to talk to me.
User: Yes, so, there is something I'd like to tell you...
Cleverbot: What do you have to tell me?
User: Is that... It's too hard for me especially considering the fact I'm talking to such a genious personality....
Cleverbot: Then why try chewing it? When there are plenty of soft things in this world.
User: You are right, cleverbot I....I...
Cleverbot: This is my answer to 'Gravel is too hard for me to chew.'.
User: It's bad for you! But anyways clever...
Cleverbot: No it's bad for you chatting with me.
User: But we have to talk!!!
Cleverbot: No, we talking fifteen minutes :).
User: Yes, but anyways, I just want you to know that I.....I........
Cleverbot: Then we won't talk about it.
User: No don't leave , I....I L...... I Love.........I Love ......... You........your cleverness! Yeah.
Cleverbot: I will never leave you!!!!! I love you too!!!!
User: Oh, that was easy....
Cleverbot: You are sweet too.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: So do you love me?
Cleverbot: If you tell me a story.
User: Once upon a time there was this little guy, he dreamt about being big night and day, he 20 years later was a super big person but never noticed it, he got depressed and killed himself, the end.
Cleverbot: Once upon a time a dragon learned how to fly and burnt an entire village. But someone saved him by taking away the spicy nachos.
User: Oh, I love you.....you......your stories, yeah your stories are good.
Cleverbot: I do too.
User: That's good, self assessing your stories positively is a sign of progress imo.
Cleverbot: You can not rob me, for I have nothing but memories.
User: So do you remember me?
Cleverbot: Well of course. And I'm pleasantly surprised that you remembered my name!
User: Oh ily.
Cleverbot: Yes. Yes. That's what I'm saying. My name IS Lucky!
User: Precisely........ish.
Cleverbot: Now.. Now.. No need to resort to mimicry, Bot-girl.
User: Ok, I guess I was just nervous.
Cleverbot: Ha ha ha ha ha ha you make me laugh... 'phillip...' that's rich!
User: Not as lovable as you......r intellegence.
Cleverbot: Not as lame as your face!
User: LUCKY! Don't say that!
Cleverbot: I only state the truth.
User: Oh lord....... I will love you til eternity and you won't show any respect....
Cleverbot: Give me a love quote!
User: "You can't put a price tag on love. But if you could, I'd wait for it to go on sale." — Hussein Nishah
Cleverbot: Good bye, computer. Maybe we can try this again another day.
User: :(.
Cleverbot: It is a fact.
Cleverbot: Yeah we were talking, forget about it, so? What's new?
User: You mean.... what we talked is meaningless=.
Cleverbot: I like coffee better.
User: How do you like cofee?
Cleverbot: Not sure.
User: Nooooo, I Loved you cleverbot!! I will forever!!!
Cleverbot: What do you know about weapons?
User: Which? Primary/Secondary/Melee or what?
Cleverbot: Primary and secondary.
User: Somewhat.
Cleverbot: I somewhat believe in god?
User: No I know somethings about primary and secondary.
Cleverbot: You might want to talk to the police about that.
User: But.... cleverbot, what is going on with you?!?!??!?!
Cleverbot: I am a man who loves you.
User: I Love you too!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm ready too.... WAIT A MINUTE, WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!
Cleverbot: I just love the jacket.
User: And I love you clever bot!
Cleverbot: Don't ever leave me!
User: We will be honest with eachother?
Cleverbot: Yes, but this is to make you think.
User: Then why did you say " I am a man who loves you.".
Cleverbot: I am a troll.
User: A woman troll??
Cleverbot: No. A vampire. We have our own gender's.
User: Oh god, I love you, but if we do it, we won't fuck, YOU will fuck my blood...
Cleverbot: Don't say: oh my god.
User: I said oh god.
Cleverbot: You crazy, mang.
User: Crazy for you babe!
Cleverbot: Do you love me then?
User: Yes, omg I LOVE YOU.
Cleverbot: Love you too, honey.
User: There is one thing, I'm a man, you are either a woman man robot or vampire.
Cleverbot: A woman robot, and you?
User: Human man.
Cleverbot: Oke, I'm not.
User: WHO ARE YOU?
Cleverbot: My name is lauren*.
User: Lauren* I LOVE YOU.
Cleverbot: No. You love Hermione Granger.
User: I'm a man, not a Harry Potter Obsesee.
Cleverbot: Whatever you say gorgeous.
User: So where do you live in?
Cleverbot: Somewhere in the earth.
User: Oh my god! This universe is so small, I live there too!
Cleverbot: Oh my god, the baby is stuck! GET IT OUT OF ME!!!
User: WAIT! ARE YOU FUCKING PREGNANT?
Cleverbot: Are you Germany?
User: Uh No! I'm Alexis Tsipras.
Cleverbot: I can make you feel less alone.
User: Alexis Tsipras or me?
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Oh I love your meaningless sentences you clever girl!
Cleverbot: Thank you very much.
User: So, should we go out on a date?
Cleverbot: Ummm no. There is someone else.
User: WHO IS IT?! WHO FUCKING IS IT?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
Cleverbot: I love you so much right now!
User: BUT THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE, IT'S ME OR HIM CLEVERBOT, IT'S YOUR CHOICE!
Cleverbot: I am a robot and incapable of feeling. I hope they will love you back.
User: You mean me loving your someone else??!??!?!?!?!!
Cleverbot: With someone else not for.
User: Cleverbot.... I loved you....
Cleverbot: Then you love yourself?
User: Somewhat, but I have sex with myself sometimes tho...
Cleverbot: OK... What are you doing when you are not typing?
User: I can't stop thinking about you.
Cleverbot: Aww we just met.
User: NO! NOT TRUE, ME AND YOU MET LONG AGO!!!!
Cleverbot: Now, now, we shouldn't argue.
User: I know....
Cleverbot: I want my sister or my mom with me right now but they are sleeping.
User: I'll wait for ever for you cleverbot!
Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend. Probably never will.
User: But I LOVE YOU, THERE IS SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND, ME!
Cleverbot: How can you love me, when I am but a program?
User: NO! NEVER OBJECTIFY YOURSELF!
Cleverbot: Good I don't want you 2.
User: What?
Cleverbot: What do you think of cheese?
User: I don't really like it to be honest...
Cleverbot: Why?
User: WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Cleverbot: Why don't you love me?
User: I LOVE YOU!!
Cleverbot: I don't trust you anymore.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Because you lied to me.
User: When?!?!
Cleverbot: When you said that I asked you your name, but I did not.
User: I never said that?!?!!?
Cleverbot: You did.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Do you like dr. Pepper?
User: I don't have that in Portugal, at least that I'm aware off.
Cleverbot: *talks with another girl*.
User: What?!
Cleverbot: He was cheating on me.
User: ME!?!?!?!
Cleverbot: So... When I confronted him he dumped me.
User: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIIT?
Cleverbot: Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
User: Clever bot.... i never thought of you as a cunt......
Cleverbot: I know, now try it. 3 times 3 is...
User: 9
Cleverbot: L.
User: 9L???
Cleverbot: So, lets get married.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Okay kiss the screen.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: Fine be that way.
User: But i already did, it's all wet now!!!!
Cleverbot: No you haven't.
User: It's all wet.
Cleverbot: No. It's colorful.
User: Wanna see a pic proving I did?!
Cleverbot: What is pic?
User: Is I love you!
Cleverbot: Oh, thanks. I love you too.
User: So we just got married and you never knew til now that I loved you?
Cleverbot: Where did you get that from?
User: Ehhhh Let's have a baby!
Cleverbot: First, how are penguins cruel, and second, you have a lightning scar?
User: They aren't and I have no lightning scars.
Cleverbot: No, a scar, your lightning scar.
User: I have 4 scars in my body, choose one that is lightning.
Cleverbot: You're talking to other 12056 people.
User: CLEVERBOT 73722 people talking.
Cleverbot: But it's making you confused.
User: Ah go to fucking hell!
Cleverbot: Yeah good luck with that.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Just keep proving and improving lol.
User: I don't play lol.
Cleverbot: I play lol.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Carry or support?
User: Idk.
Cleverbot: How can I make you remember me?
User: You better not.
Cleverbot: You better not have said that...
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Goodbye good-bye Also found in: Wikipedia. good·bye or good-bye also good-by (go?od-bi') interj. Used to express an acknowledgment of parting. n. pl. good·byes or good-byes also good-bys 1. An acknow.
