Use these wonderful lines,if you want girls to touch you..... Unfortunately, for me, most of them only touched my face to slap it:
"I Hope you were a chicken, so I could make you sweat by putting a "stick" up your ass!"
"If I fall, I know what to grab"
"With an ass like that, feel free to take a shit at my place"
"I love the showcase, can you show me the storage?"
"Your mom is an oyester to spit a pearl like you"
"I like your curves and my brakes ain't working"
