So yesterday I kinda got distracted, so I apologize for missing out. But I am now back to keep on trucking with this list, and today, we'll be looking at 5 more Pokemon. Remember, to be tagged in future updates, comment that you would like to be tagged below, and of course, this list is MY personal opinion. If you disagree, please be adults about it, or make your own list. The next 5 afterward may not come till Sunday, so please, be patient with me.
Anyway, it's time to get started.
45. Wurmple - Never has a beginning caterpillar annoyed me as much as Wurmple. Wanna know why? Because once you evolve it, whatever you evolve it into is completely random because it is based on a personality value that literally CANNOT CHANGE! You don't get to decide if it becomes a Cascoon or a Silcoon. It literally chooses for you, robbing you of deciding what you would like your Wurmple to become at the very end of its evolutionary line. I know it's a frail evolutionary line, but still. Not cool!
44. Relicanth - I talked about how Bouffalant was an annoying late-game Pokemon, but you wanna know what late-game Pokemon is leagues more annoying? It's this fish from Hoenn that, quite frankly, needs to be knocked out with a Focus Blast or some shit! Wanna know how you need to get the Regis? You need both a Wailord and THIS thing to bring to the Sealed Chamber. That was fucking annoying and really just a way to force some relevance to Relicanth. Some other Pokemon might like it for the challenge, but really, Relicanth I just find to be a huge nuisance.
43. Furfrou - In 43rd place is the final Kalos Pokemon we will be seeing on this countdown. True, Kalos didn't have that many new Pokemon, but the ones that were newcomers in the X and Y games were, as a whole, a really impressive display and that just goes to show that Generation 6 is an improvement to the Pokemon series as a whole. But back to Furfrou and why I despise it so much. Yes, you can style this Pokemon's hairdos, but that's ALL you can do with Furfrou. It is otherwise a very boring Pokemon with no worth whatsoever and it's only memorable feature is a pretty stupid gimmick. You disappoint me Furfrou. You REALLY disappoint me.
42. Granbull - Remember when I question how Snubbull could be a Fairy? How is THIS thing supposed to resemble ANYTHING like a fucking Fairy!? It looks as if it is ready to try and commit mass murder, NOT grant wishes or do whatever else it is that fairies do. But the reason Granbull got the worse of the stick in its evolutionary line is because this is a complete butchering of fairies, point blank and period. Don't forget to write!
41. Delibird - Closing out the day is this Santa bird that sucks at life. Like, GURL, YOUR MOVE PRESENT HAS A 20% OF HEALING YOUR OPPONENT! Like, come on! I thought you were fighting for the good guys! Its stats suck at life as well, so pretty much, anything that's been said about Delibird before applies here because it is justified. However, it doesn't have a TOO offensive design. In fact, it's pretty harmless, so lucky for Delibird, it was cut just short of the Bottom 40.
Well, here we are! We've gone through 100-51, burning through half the Pokemon that will be on the countdown. Now, we enter the Bottom 50, which means that the Pokemon will only get worse from here. I am bound to piss some people off, but hey, it's my opinion, duh! As always, those who wanna be tagged can comment saying they wanna be tagged. For everyone else, let's get this going!
50. Gogoat - We now enter the second half of this list! So kicking off the Bottom 50, we have the Pokemon you can ride on, but is good for pretty much nothing else. Seriously, about the only thing I remember about Gogoat other than that you can ride on it is that Ramos uses one, and honestly, I don't really 2 fucks about Ramos, so yeah. I do like how cute Skiddo is, so Gogoat is really just a gigantic letdown that had so much potential. This forgettable Pokemon was actually 2nd place for all of Kalos, which means there is one more Kalos Pokemon to go over, who we will actually be seeing somewhere in tomorrow's 5 Pokemon.
49. Musharna - Neither Munna nor Musharna impressed me, but Munna was cute, so I went with Musharna to be in this spot. Honestly, for a Pokemon as cute as Munna, I would have expected a much more serviceable evolution, but instead, I am left scratching my head with a million question marks. What is thing even supposed to be? Don't know or care. But it's just a no for me.
48. Cleffa - In Generation 2, 3 very popular Generation 1 Pokemon got baby pre-evolutions. Pichu was the cutest and evolves into one of my favorite Pokemon of all-time, Igglybuff didn't impress me quite as much, but it had its charms, and I do kinda like Jigglypuff for its humor. But then there's Cleffa, the Fairy-type that I really could have gone without. To be honest, I'm not a huge fan of Clefairy or Clefable, but they both had some pretty interesting theories, so Cleffa will be alone on this list. It's the least cute of the trio we got in Johto, its evolutions were the least impressive of the 3 evolutionary lines, and as a whole, Cleffa just does not hit the mark with me for anything whatsoever. RIP
47. Girafarig - For a giraffe Pokemon, it looks kinda cute? Sorta? Maybe...? But that's only like 50% of it because it is so inconsistent. It's tail looks like the plague and for the first Normal/Psychic Pokemon, this was a HUGE disappointment given how overpowered Psychic was in Generation 1. If you're gonna give me a giraffe Pokemon, do not disappoint me. It's a risky animal that could pay off when done right, and Girafarig just... failed.
46. Venomoth - Closing out the day today is whatever this evolution of Venonat is supposed to be. To be honest, Venomoth is such an epic fail that it just had to be here. Sure, it's Bug STAB is supereffective against the once-overpowered Psychic type, but Psychic was also supereffective against Venomoth thanks to its Poison typing, so that trait was effectively useless. Other than that, Venomoth is just a huge scrub, kinda reminding me of this song in a way:
So I'm back today with 5 more Pokemon to be on this list, and mostly, a lot of what is coming up before the really offensive Pokemon are really just Pokemon I had forgotten existed, with the only memorable traits about them being negative ones, hence a moderately high ranking on this list. Also, once these next 5 Pokemon are talked about, we will be halfway done with this list.
As always, if you wanna be tagged, comment on this blog stating so, and remember, these are just my opinion. So let's get these started.
55. Piloswine - First Pokemon I'll be talking about today is the middle evolution that tarnishes an otherwise pretty decent evolutionary line. Piloswine looks as if it is dying of old age, which shouldn't be anything I should see in a Pokemon who ended up as a middle stage evolution. Not to mention that before Mamoswine was introduced, Piloswine was really disappointing when it couldn't evolve any further, especially when considering that Ice and Ground are actually good types to have in battle.
54. Sentret - Okay, so when I talked about Bidoof, I made a mistake. I said Bidoof was my least favorite of the first-stage rats. But that's because I overlooked this thing. That's how forgettable Sentret really is. At least Bidoof has something it is notorious for, and it ironically made it a little less hate-able. As for Sentret, it's just forgotten and it doesn't really have anything positive going for it individually, though there is something about its evlution I kinda like.
53. Binacle - Now, Barbaracle was all the way at the beginning of this list, but what I said about Barbaracle can also be said about its initial form, Binacle. The difference is that being a first stage Pokemon, it isn't cute at all. It looks like a rock with tentacles, and its face feels like it's about to take a deuce. It was easily one of the most forgettable Pokemon in X and Y, and I probably wouldn't have known this existed if its name didn't look like Bionicle.
52. Carnivine - Yet another forgettable Pokemon that I could have gone without knowing is Carnivine. Just like Binacle, I do not like Carnivine's design even a little bit. In face, a venus flytrap with eyes that look like it wants to rape me is not something I would want staring at me, thank you very much.
51. Chimecho - The evolution of Chingling, Chimecho is another Pokemon that I forget about, but when I do look at it, I almost think to myself, "is that thing supposed to be a used tampon"? Like wtf lol I don't mean to offend any ladies reading this blog by saying this, but yeah, this thing does not look like anything that I would relate to whenever I think of chimes, which I think this Pokemon is supposed to be? I don't know, but I seriously don't like this Pokemon.
This weekend is full of spoils. We have gotten into the Bottom 60 of this list, and once the next blog is out on Monday, this series will reach its midpoint! We haven't gotten to the most offensive Pokemon still, but that is still to come. Let's see what I have for you now though..
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60. Tangrowth - As a little kid, I accidentally ruined a Pikachu card and felt so bad about it, so I was given a Tangela to help me feel better. It was so heartwarming, so as much hate as Tangela gets, I could never hate Tangela, and when I found out it got an evolution, I was hoping it was done justice. What Tangela GOT as an evolution made me facepalm. This pile of hay looks as if it reverted back to a time when vines could look as if they came from a haystack. And to see this be Tangela's evolution of all Pokemon just upsets me. I think most of the time, I am just going to keep the Tangela, only evolving a select few so I can complete the Pokedex and that's it.
59. Mr. Mime - Some of these evolutionary lines are beginning to come full circle, and Mr. Mime is just one example of this happening. I know this thing got the Fairy-type, but if I had to have that Pokemon be a fairy in a children's fairy tale, I would demand that whoever wrote it would be fired from their jobs. This as something that would grant wishes or help someone save the princess would just be downright disturbing. Oh, and the Incense, or lack thereof, causes this to hatch out of an egg instead of a Mime Jr. It's times like these where I begin to wonder what I am doing with my life.
58. Klinklang - So remember when I talked about Klink? Well, Klinklang is on the same boat, but it's amplified to be...
I mean, Klinklang is basically just a Klang with a ring around it, and the name is it's 2 previous stage's names put together. I can imagine the drugs that GameFreak was taking when the made this Pokemon. Where can I get some?
It's a miracle with Klink and Klinklang on the list that Klang didn't join them, but Klang was spared because it was one of the 1st Pokemon I had on Pokedex 3D when I was getting back into Pokemon.
57. Nosepass - I've never been a huge fan of Nosepass and honestly, I wouldn't care if this Pokemon had never existed. It is mostly forgettable until it evolves, and we'll get to that another time, but if a forgettable Pokemon is in the Bottom 60 of this list, then that means I have struggled to think of a SINGLE positive trait about the aforementioned Pokemon. The one forgivable thing about Nosepass is that it doesn't yet look like the fucking plague.
56. Yanmega - So where I wanted to put Miltank to make it into m 666th favorite Pokemon, the Pokemon at this spot does deserve to be in this spot. Honestly, this Pokemon makes me wanna pull my hair out because it is SO tiring to face in battle, especially if it gets the sleep on you with the Speed Boost to boot. And while one would think it would make an argument as to why it shouldn't even be on this list, LET'S TRY AND SAY THAT WHEN YOU HAVE TO GO UP AGAINST THIS ALL THE TIME LIKE I DO! The sad thing is that we STILL aren't even halfway through this list.
