My dearest Dylan, I am terribly sorry to have inconvenienced you today by stalling the jury in our Frookies. Maybe I would have voted if you and your allies didn't treat me like a stupid cunt. However, I didn't understand how dangerously importance Frooks was to you. Me? I'm just a casual gamer. Having me in that game was a rare sight. However, it seems to be a lifestyle for you. Now I didn't want to initially believe that Frooks was so dire to a man with as much dignity as yourself, but when your life has succumbed to this moment here, I don't know what to think anymore.
So, to be frank: I apologize for not understanding the Frooks lifestyle. I was blinded for so long, but I finally see the light. I think that in the future, however, I probably should not join a Frooks if you're in it. You're a good doobee I'm sure, but I think that you're too hardcore. I hope we can move on from this.
PS: Congrats on being able to join Stars even without my vote to escape you from Frooks. You overcome adversity every day. You are truly an icon.