Episode 4 of 13 'Elsie and Brittany : Smooth Criminals' #AmericanHorrorStory#AHSHOSPITAL#AMERICANHORRORSTORYHOSPITAL#HOSPITAL
CAST :
STAFF/DOCTORS :
Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens - Kaseyhope101 - 23 - Emma Roberts - Doctor intern
Jaclyn Pur - jkjkjk15 - 21 - Hayley Williams - Nurse
Matthew Corduroy - jonmcgillis - 33 - Luke Bilyk - Doctor
Elsie Fae - Boococky - 23 - Ellie Goulding - Doctor/nursing intern
Natalie Smith - coolkat - 17 - Shay Mitchell - Doctor's assistant
Priya Malik - massgustavo95 - 29 - Gabourney Sidibe - Nurse
Cody Marlow - imprincearthur - 29 - Cody Calaifore - Doctor
Dr. Cristina Yang/Christina Yang (2014) - lemjam6 - 42 - Sandra Oh - Doctor
And Corella Silverstein - Kaseyhope101 - 60 - Jessica Lange - Chief of Staff
PATIENTS :
Turner Kilman - MariahAnn - 28 - Sophia Bush
Topper McMasters - mantyke - 21 - Jack Falahee
Neil Green - spinfur - 19 - Dave Franco
OTHER :
Carmel Harrison - iceicebaby - 34 - Laurie Holden - camera woman
Brittany Foster - absol - 27 - Lucy Hale - Con-woman
Lana Winters - RightToCensor - 36 - Sarah Paulson - Reporter
GUEST STARRING :
Max Ions - Extra - 21 - Ansel Elgort - Crash patient
Margo Hare - Extra - 24 - Hayden Panettiere - Crash patient
Diana Emerson - Extra - 25 - Emily Kinney - Nurse
Jamie O'Brien - Extra - 30 - Jamie Dornan - Criminal
Mark Landon - Extra - 30 - Matt Damon - Criminal
SUMMER 2014 CAST (played by their real actors) :
Meredith Grey
Callie Torres
SUMMER 2014, HOSPITAL ROOM, CALIFORNIA :
Meredith screams "HAPPY 42ND BIRTHDAY CHRIS!"
Christina laughs "Thanks." They hug.
Callie coughs "old bitch."
Christina coughs "slut bag hoe."
Callie flips Christina off.
Their pages go off.
A lady screams "THEY ARE SEIZING!"
Christina cries "What would great Aunt Cristina do?" Christina runs out revealing a picture of herself next to a picture of her great aunt Cristina Yang under what says BEST DOCTORS OF ALL TIME.
They both fall off the wall and the hospital starts shaking.
Christina runs back in and ducks under a table. The table collapses on her head.
THE CAFETERIA — 1975
Matthew follows the trail of blood and Elsie smacks him in the face with a pan. "AGH!"
Elsie cries "Matthew?" She notices how much blood he lost and she cleans up herself and pages a nurse.
Diana — a blonde, beautiful blue eyed, small nurse runs in and yells "HELLO?!" She notices blood and follows the blood and screams "DOCTOR!" She tries to lift up Matthew but can't "Ugh."
Cristina runs in with Lana. "this is our first LIVE recorded patient." Lana smiles at the camera and says.
Cristina gasps "What happened Di?"
"It wasn't me... I found him... On the ground... Dying. Not dead, yet... I was with Corella in a meeting. I didn't kill him." She cries.
Lana says "okay... How do you feel that America thinks you're a murderer?"
"I didn't kill him. I just got here. Found him and then screamed for you..." Diana says.
Lana says "okay... We will talk to this murderer after the break. CUT."
"I'm not a killer..." Diana cries and walks out.
Cristina says " Wait! Diana!" She runs after her.
Lana does her hair and make up.
Carmel asks "are there bults missing in your brain?! She didn't murder that guy. He isn't even dead. They just took his body to go into inspection... He is alive."
"Yet, he is going to die. She is clearly..."
"no. She is clearly innocent. You just want a good story..." Carmel says.
Lana asks "Don't you want..."
Before she can finish Carmel interferes "NO. YOU DO. YOU WANT THE FAME AND FORTUNE. I want to go. I am not framing a young innocent girl... I'm not your bitch, get a new god damn camera woman."
Lana laughs "bitch, please." She smashes a beer bottle on Carmel's head.
Carmel collapses. Carmel is tied to a chair.
IN THE WAITING ROOM — 1975
Izzie cries in the corner.
Corella yells "IZZIE GET UP."
"I got hit by someone I thought cared for me... LEAVE ME ALONE."
Corella yells "GET. UP."
Izzie cries "Stop... Leave me alone."
Corella slaps Izzie "GET UP!!!!!"
Patients watch.
Izzie breathes heavily "leave me alone..."
Corella grabs Izzie's arm and drags her away "come on..."
IN A HOSPITAL ROOM :
Elsie says "We did good..."
Brittany says "Now... Where's my prize?"
"And mine?"
Elsie gives Brittany 1,000$ "mine?"
Brittany gives Elsie a bag full of jewels such as : diamonds, gold, and others "here."
"There's blood all over it..." Elsie says.
"Why isn't there blood on yours..."
5 HOURS AGO :
Elsie is in a dark room. "Brittany sent me here..."
Jamie turns on a light and notices Elsie pointing a gun at him "Don't do this..."
Elsie says "don't make me."
Jamie says "you wouldn't..."
Elsie shoots.
Jamie lies on the floor blood pouring out his eye.
Elsie checks his wallet and grabs a bag she checks the bag and there is 1,000 one dollar bills. "Hm..."
THE OTHER ROOM :
Brittany tackles a man named Mark and stabs his neck multiple times and shoots his neck and then guts him.
NOW :
Brittany says "oh... You see... I did a more direct approach."
They high five.
IN TURNER'S ROOM :
Jaclyn runs in "do you even care about people, you selfish bitch?"
"Clearly, you don't care about me or you'd let me go."
"Bitch, you best be kidding."
"It should be MY choice whether I live or die... I want to die... I deserve to die..." Turner cries.
"Fine..." Jaclyn says. "I'm over it..." Jaclyn gives her a razor blade. "Just slash your throat this time... Spare us the headaches of doing surgery on you... Wasting our time... On a girl who has given up already... Just do it now." Jaclyn walks away.
IN NEIL'S ROOM :
Neil is asleep.
Izzie walks in and holds his hand "Please... Just tell me... What happened?"
Neil opens his eyes and says "Neil isn't here anymore."
Izzie cries "STOP DOING THIS TO ME. Don't give me your riddles. I miss my friend. Stop haunting him or whatever."
Neil slaps her and says "Leave. Now. Or you are gonna die."
"Not without you. You're sick here. I can't let you stay here when you're like this."
"DO IT." He says in a non-human voice.
Izzie says "no... You don't scare me... I know you're still there. I made eye contact with you. I can read people."
"Gosh... You aren't a princess... Neil isn't your prince. He has a prince of his own." Neil says.
"Stop talking in the 3rd person. YOU are Neil." Izzie cries.
"If you believe that... Just walk out now." Neil falls asleep.
IN TOPPER'S ROOM :
Priya walks in and notices him levitating and seizing "what in the world..." Priya cries slightly.
She opens the door slightly and he quickly slams into the door and screams "AHHH!" then starts laughing "Hahahaaha!"
Priya runs away "I did not sleep with the owner of the hospital for this shit!"
IN MARGO'S ROOM :
The door opens and a man walks in slowly.
Margo opens her eyes and cries "hello?"
Max is standing there and he kneels down on her broken legs.
"AHH!" She cries and he covers her mouth with his hand.
"You clearly are gonna be alive. I'm critical... Now... I want to survive... So... When they get the story straight... They'll want to go to you... We don't want that to happen." He jabs his finger in her stab wound. "do we?! So say... You want them to save me instead... Or I'll kill you."
Margo groans "Bad choice..." She punches him in the balls and spits in his eye. "I'm gonna heal then I'll take you off life support or... Just take your life."
Max slowly goes back and says "I'll remember this..."
IN MAX'S ROOM, A FEW MINUTES LATER :
Max lies down as Cody walks in.
"Oh, we you going to the bathroom?" Cody asks.
"Yes." Max says.
Natalie rushes in "we should get to work on Margo, she seems hurt."
"We can't.... They need to know how...."
"Let's do this as practice. Who cares if we get hurt... We'd save a life." Natalie says.
"Fine. Let's go."
HOSPITAL — SUMMER 2014 — HOLLYWOOD :
Christina wakes up in a room with Cristina who is now ~81.
"Great aunt Cristina?!" Christina asks.
"I've came back to save you..."
QUESTIONNAIRE :
Why did Elsie and Brittany kill the men? -
Lana VS Carmel? -
Margo VS Max? -
Is Margo going to die during surgery? -
Any other comments? -
1/10? -
Comments
Turner though like.......
Elsie and Brittany are insane
LANA
MARGO
YAS
"Why isn't there blood on yours..."
fucking brittany slaying ok
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Why did Elsie and Brittany kill the men? - b.c they were criminals it said so :)
Lana VS Carmel? - Carmel.
Margo VS Max? - Miss Margo, honey.
Is Margo going to die during surgery? - I hope not. :(
Any other comments? - brittany is a queen and both yangs slay
1/10? - 8.
Why did Elsie and Brittany kill the men? - For the entertainment?
Lana VS Carmel? - Carmel, Kill off Lana for the copyright x
Margo VS Max? - Margo
Is Margo going to die during surgery? - Hopefully!
Any other comments? - Nope
1/10? - 9
Why did Elsie and Brittany kill the men? - Because they are like Bonnie & Clyde of this season lol
Lana VS Carmel? - I love Lana Banana but I'll go with Carmel Queen
Margo VS Max? - Margo
Is Margo going to die during surgery? - Nahhh too early tbh
Any other comments? - This was a really good episode. So entertaining!!! Cant wait for more :D
1/10? - 10
QUESTIONNAIRE :
Why did Elsie and Brittany kill the men? - Selfish horrible human beings
Lana VS Carmel? - Carmel
Margo VS Max? - Margo
Is Margo going to die during surgery? - No:(
Any other comments? -
1/10? - 9.99
Elsie and Brittany are insane
LANA
MARGO
YAS