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PITCH PERFECT FAN STORY EPISODE 1

May 24, 2015 by Kaseyhope101
imageThis is a fan-fiction original story... Based on Pitch Perfect.
Episode 1 of 6 'Aca-Trocious'
CAST :
Kaseyhope101 as Lia Tomlin - the leader of 'The Bella's'.
Extra as Sadie Stone - Lia's partner in crime.
ALSO STARRING :
Sue Starr - The old leader of 'the Bella's'
Matt Tourist - The leader of the 'Treblemaker's'
Jessie Tourist - The old leader of the Trebles.
Maria Trey-Scott - The radio personality of 'Aca-Talka'
Mitch Trey - The radio personality of 'Aca-Talka'
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1 - Aca-Trocious
2 - Acauditions
3 - Aca-Maze Balls
4 - Acan't
5 - Aca-'scuse Me?
6 - Aca-Kill Me
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While the Treblemaker's are performing and stripping to "I Just Had Sex/Do You Believe In Magic' Sadie is getting ready back stage while Sue is screaming at Lia.
"IF YOU FORGET A LINE WHILE PERFORMING I WILL LITERALLY TAKE THIS WHISLE AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT, UNTIL I AM BURNED BY YOUR STOMACH ACID, WHICH BETTER BE EMPTY SINCE, I DO NOT WANT YOU TO PUKE, LIKE AUBREY POSEN DID, 10 YEARS AGO!"
Lia cries "I will not... I shall not let you down. You are bae and Queen Sue."
"The Treblemaker's just showed us that... Just because you're a grower and not a shower doesn't mean that you can't be show-stopper." Maria says chuckling.
"Just like your 3rd marriage." Mitch says, and they both start laughing.
"Incase you're just tuning in, you are with us at 'Aca-Talka' I am your host Maria- Trey-Scott."
"But, that just her past 2 last names." Trey says.
"Hahaha... Well, you would know about a lot of last names Trey."
"Got me there!"
OFF STAGE WITH THE BELLA'S :
A naked Jessie goes up to Sue and says "Good luck beating that."
"Well, I think all we need is to sing one note decently to beat your tiny, little thing." Sue says.
Jessie starts to put his hand over his penis, and walks away.
"Next up, is the Barden Bella's who haven't had a halfway good performance since Emily Junk left Barden. Can they ever surpass their performance at the world championships." Maria asks.
"The answer is no, Maria. Not even theatrically. They're almost the most Aca-Awkward bunch of A Capella. But, Fat Amy just came out with her debut exercise movie called 'No body Wants to be Fat like Amy!' And, let me just tell you... It is amazing for background sex music. It's almost as effective as porn." Trey says.
"This is why you need to write a book, Trey." Maria says.
"I know... Trust me... I know." Trey says.
The Bella's get on stage with astronaut outfits on.
"Oh no... Please don't say... They're going to go where no a Capella group has gone before..." Maria gasps.
"No a Capella group has pulled this off since 1969!" Trey says.
"That is not factually accurate at all..." Maria gasps.
The Bella's start dancing.
"I am so fancy!" Sue sings, as her voice cracks.
"BOOOOO!" The audience shrieks.
"YOU ALREADY KNOW!" Sue tries to shriek.
"BOO!" Everyone shrieks
"BOO!" Benji screams, next to Emily in the audience.
"Even the Treblemaker's advisor Benjamin Applebaum is terribly offended by this." Maria says.
"honestly, these girls are the cancer... To the music society. I hope these girls get pregnant... Then I hope the baby, get out of the womb... Looks at her. And then gets eye cancer... And dies, from their ugliness." Trey says.
"Trey... You're gonna offend America by that remark... But, you're as right as Zayn leaving One Direction." Maria says.
"Maria, if he left one direction, that'd mean, I'd be wrong." Trey says.
"I know..." Maria says. "Not the point... The only thing that could make the Bella's do worse is if they get a background children's choir to accompany them. Oh, here comes the black children."
On the stage with the Bella's comes out a black children's choir, wearing minister costumes, holding bibles.
"And my flow retarded, they speak it, depart it
Swagger on super, I can't shop at no department
Better get my money on time, if they not money, decline" the choir sings along.
"Oh My God, God's children are saying stuff like 'my flow regarded' such a bad month for the Catholic Church." Maria says.
"Maria... With a performance like this... It's a bad month for everyone... I am going to have to pray after this... For everyone listening... EVEN THE BUDDHISTS... I have to pray... That, we will get this out of our heads... I want Aubrey Posen to come back, just to puke on all of these whores and lesbians on stage right now." Trey cries.
"Gosh, truer words have never been spoken." Maria says. "This is Aca-Trocious."
Sue cries on the middle of stage and shrieks "YOU GIRLS SUCK." And she throws up in the middle of the stage, and Lia falls in it, and trips Sadie over.
Sadie falls face first in the pile of puke, and she cries "IT GOT IN MY MOUTH! AHHHH!"
"OH MY GOD! NO! NO, MY GOD!" Maria laughs. "IT IS FUNNIER THAN WHEN AUBREY DID IT! YESS! YESS! THIS IS A CAPPELLA! OH MY GOD YES!"
END OF EPISODE 1
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TO APPLY POST YOUR CHARACTERS NAME. YOU ALL WILL START AS FRESHMEN'S EPISODE 2. Male or female, there will be a Treblemaker group.

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