#BigBrother
In the form of UK - You vote the people out at the end of the week.
Female :
Jolanda Smathers - 34, Therapist
Kaci Jade - 23, Kindergarden teacher
Lillian Rain - 25, Model
Zoé Garcia - 24, Spanish tutor
Stephanie Margaret - 28, Dancer
Meg Arnold - 63, Retired
Mollie Trainor - 26, Singer
Males :
James Tyler - 30, Football player
Skylar Arthur - 23, Porn star
Marshall Watson - 35, Artist
Alexander Harrison - 44, Actor
Daniel Pharaoh - 32, Teacher
Joshua Cooper - 22, Model
Mase Margot - 67, Retired
THE TWIST IS JUST LIKE SURVIVOR, THERE IS A "HIDDEN IMMUNITY IDOL" but UNLIKE SURVIVOR, THE IDOL ONLY DIFFERENCE IS, WHEN THE IDOL HOLDER GETS OUT, THEY HAVE TO COMPETE TO GET BACK IN, AND IF THEY SUCEED, THEY ENTER BACK IN AS HOH.
----they all enter the house and are settled in----
Jolanda introduces herself first - Hello, I'm Jolanda... I'm 34 and I'm a therapist, so I should be chill... Chill as ice, BITCHEZ!
Skylar DR - right away, Jolanda strikes me as a sassy black woman. Like, a typical one... Fat, black and short. She reminds me off a talking balloon on drugs. I hate her.
Mollie DR - She reminds me of Miranda Bailey from Grey's. I love her.
Kaci - Hello, I am Kaci. Spelt K-A-C-I, as I'm Kay, Ay, See, I... And I'm a Kindergarden Teacher.
Marshall DR - there are SO MANY reasons... Why I wouldn't want Kaci to teach my child. First, that one sentence made literally NO SENSE. Second, she's beautiful! She is a typical model. Long dirty blonde hair, big brown eyes, perfect body. The only thing stopping her is her glasses obviously.
Mase DR - if I was 30 years younger I'd do her.
Lillian - I'm Lillian. Don't call me Lilly or I'll kick your teeth in. I'm a model, with an 8 year old boy, Mauriece.
Alexander DR - Mauriece. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAH! She is the... WHITEST BITCH I HAVE EVER SEEN... AND, SHE NAMES HER KID... MAURIECE! OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.
Zoé - Hello, my name is Zoé. Pronounced Zoey, but spelt Z-O-É. And, I'm Spanish tutor.
Joshua mimicking Zoé DR - Zoé has thick thick accent, it sounds like she ate goat and is trying to speak English.
Stephanie - Hello, my name is Stephanie, I'm a DANCER. And, I love peace! Peace is good.
Jolanda DR - this bitch needs therapy.
Mollie DR, singing - high, all the time. To keep you off my mind, OOOOOH.
Meg - I'm Meg, I'm clearly the 2nd oldest here... Sorry, dude. I used to be a Minister. I have a grand baby who is 10.
Mase DR - bitch, get off the stage, you're like the ear cancer.
Mollie - I'm Mollie, I'm a singer. I've had one hit single, and now I do cruises.
Jolanda DR - I like bitches I am more successful than.
James - I am an ex-pro football player, then I broke my thigh, and now I'm here.
Zoé DR - His stories are like plague. Overrated and too slow.
Skylar - I'm Skylar and I am... In movies...
Kaci - I know I've seen you from something...
Skylar DR - Oh Lord, if she has... That'd kinda be funny since she's a... Kindergarden teacher... And I'm a porn star.
Marshall - I'm Marshall. An artist. That's all.
Kaci DR - so. Marshall isn't even hot. And he's boring. I've already evidently seen Skylar naked, it was okay... James I guess is the only one here I want as my Showmance so far. And, I always get what I want. How do you think I got a job as a teacher?
Alexander - I am Alexander, I use to be an actor. A while back.
Lillian DR - listening to him is like stabbing my eardrums out. SHUT THE HELL UP.
Daniel - I am Daniel and I'm a REAL teacher. #Shade to Kaci. HEHAHEHA.
Kaci DR - Alexander is old. Daniel is evidently homosexual... James is looking better and better.
Joshua - hey. I'm Josh.
Kaci DR - I have been mistaken.
Joshua - I'm a male model.
Kaci DR - seriously mistaken.
Joshua - I've done nudes before.
Kaci DR - I think my lungs are giving out.
Daniel DR - I'd do him.
Mase DR - I'd do him. Just for the experience.
Mollie DR - I would do him. Except I'm not a complete slut.
Mase - I'm Mase, and I'm retired as well. Like, Meg.
Kaci DR - Joshua it is.
Julie - Now that you're all acquainted it's time to do our first HOH competition.
TO BE CONTINUED!
QUESTIONNAIRE :
Any early favorites? -
Any early least favorites? -
Who will win HOH? -
Who will get out first? -
Who will win the show? -
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