Brooklyn - Obviously, you are, Claire Anders, duh. You're my new best friend. I like crazy.
Claire, Internal Monologue - She introduced me to Tori, also a freshmen.
Tori - I think Christian likes me! He's SO HOT oh my gee.
Claire, Internal Monologue - She's probably the most intolerable person I've ever made contact with, and I came from an asylum, but… Bless her soul, she's somehow popular. And then, Tori introduced me to Christian. A Sophomore.
Tori - This is my boyfriend, Christian!
Brooklyn whispers to Claire - He's so boring.
Claire, Internal Monologue - That was the day Brooklyn started dating Christian and Tori became an even bigger mess.
-That night-
Tori on the phone, in tears - LIFE IS UNFAIRRRRRRRRR.
