PLOT : Amber & Nick R.’s rise of fame at Jefferson High grows as jealous Brooklyn tries to get Nina to back away from Christian. Brooklyn’s mom’s actions makes Brooklyn worried for her health. Tori & Claire start their plans to handle the Canadian’s after they get their way once more.
Episode 2 of 13 “Perfect Pyrenees”
SENIORS : Kaseyhope101 - Brooklyn Carey Icarus_Mark - Christian Fairfax
Jakob Connors
Kree Ronné
JUNIORS : Kelly2722 - Tori Michaels xRAIN_Shooter - Claire Anders turkeylover - Nina Luzoni
Sophia Trainor
La’Morenda MackEnzie
So Lee
Jay Conroy
Markson Hallaway
Alex Roberts
Rain Fowler
SOPHOMORES : Brandt69 - Nick R.
Jenna-Bella Michaels
Jace Connors - Brother to Jakob
Loren Ronalds
Benjamin Ronalds - Twin brother to Loren
FRESHMEN : Tkoj555 - Quinton Benjamin camXmaya - Carter Woods
Mary Johnson
Amber Grayson
STAFF :
Principal Virginia Coola
Janitor Monty Lee - So’s Uncle
Monitor Gigi Yonna
Guidance Counselor Wanda Carey - Brooklyn’s Mom
TEACHERS :
Mrs. Amanda Tanner
Ms. LeAnne Reba
Mr. Trey Pace
Mr. Stan Lanta
Mrs. Steph Crater
*CLAIRE’S HOUSE*
*The alarm clock strikes 5 A.M and her phone starts playing : with a Penny Blake background flashing on and off*
Claire wakes up - So ka-wa-ii. -looks over at the wall to see a giant wall collage of Penny Blake of the Walking Dead pics, dead and alive- Robbed of life, robbed of love… I'll live on your legacy. -wipes tear away- PRAISE PENNY BLAKE.
-Claire’s mom stomps in-
Claire’s Mom, holding 2 tiny puppy dogs - CLAIRE. STOP WITH YOUR PENNY BLAKE OBSESSION. IT MAKES NO SENSE.
Claire cries - YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE, FAT CUNT. YOU DON’T KNOW THE STRUGGLE OF PENNY BLAKE, GODDESS OF LOVE AND BEAUTY.
Claire’s Mom - You… You have to realize our family puppy breeding business, “Blake's Bombastic Breeder's Inc.” lies in your hands. You are the future of Blake’s Breeder’s. You have to… TURN OFF THIS FUCKING CHINK, GET OVER YOUR DEAD GIRL, AND GO TO SCHOOL, BE NORMAL, AND GIVE US A GOOD LOOK.
Claire cries - I don't wanna be no puppy breeder.
Claire’s Mom - Take a grammar course. When you take over, you have to be literate. -leaves-
[JEFFERSON HIGH.]
-Claire walks into school-
Claire pouts and puts binders in her locker - Sigh.
-Tori walks up to her-
Tori - What's good, sister?!
Claire - Nothing. Life is meaningless, then we die. Just like when Penny Blake got brutally taken from us at such a young age, just because Michonne was bitter The Governor wouldn't pop her black cherry.
Tori smiles uncomfortably - Do you ever talk like a normal person?
Claire cries - WHY DOES IT MATTER?
Tori’s eyes widen - Oh shit.
Claire cries - MY MOM IS TRYING TO PUT A WALL IN BETWEEN ME AND MY PENNY’S.
Tori - Please stop crying, people are staring. -smiles at a bunch of boys who walk by, and twirls her hair, mouthing to them : “I don't know her.”-
Claire cries - SHE WANTS ME TO GO FROM PERFECT PENNY TO PERFECT PYRENEE.
Tori - I'm sorry, what the hell is a Perfect Pyrenee.
Claire bawls - SOME SORT OF DUMB MUTT. MY PARENTS BUSINESS IS INTERNATIONALLY KNOWN AS THE PERFECT PYRENEE’S YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU SHOULD KNOWWWWWWWW THISSSSSS BY NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Tori hugs Claire - Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… You need to calm down. Your mom doesn't control your life. If you don't wanna be a Pyrenee, you don't have to. You want to be a dead zombie girl super fan, be a dead zombie girl super fan. You do you. -whispers- Stop crying, you're ugly when you cry. And it gives me a bad look.
*OUTSIDE THE SCHOOL*
-Brooklyn pulls into the parking lot-
Brooklyn mumbles - Where is she? -gets bejeweled pink binoculars out, searching for her mom-
-Christian knocks on the front seat of Brooklyn’s car's window-
-Brooklyn unlocks her door-
Christian sits down - What are you doing?
Brooklyn - You know my rule that states I can take one day out of every month to push my real problems aside and show emotion usually pertaining to my mother, and you can't say anything about it?
Christian - Yep.
Brooklyn - Using it early. She's been spending late nights drinking and I think is unfit to do her job right now. I need to look out for her.
Christian - Do you think it's because…
Brooklyn - Don't. I shouldn't have even told you that.
Christian - Babe, you should tell me everything. I'm there for you.
-Nina knocks on the window-
-Brooklyn locks the doors-
Brooklyn - Hell no. Are you serious?! Tell Eleanor & Park to get away from my car before her weird jean chains scratch my pink & glitter paint job.
-Christian gets out of the car to talk to Nina-
Christian closes the car door and whispers - I told you she didn't like you very much. Why would you walk a tightrope on a minefield?
Nina - I'm trying to be nice! Saying hi to my amazing trigonometry tutor!
Christian - Good, now go inside. I'm trying to spend time with MY amazing girlfriend.
Nina - Is she amazing? I think some other appealing options are standing right here.
-Brooklyn has her window rolled down, listening to their conversation, breathing heavily-
Christian - Yes. She's amazing. You'll find someone else who's more suited for you… But, Brooklyn is an amazing human being if you… Look deep enough. Now, go inside.
Nina rolls her eyes - Whatever. Rebels and football players don't mix well anyway. -walks inside-
-Christian goes back into the car-
Brooklyn hugs Christian - You're such a good boyfriend.
Christian - Hmmm?
Brooklyn - My window has been rolled down this entire car ride. I heard what the rebel bitch said. More importantly… I heard what you said.
Christian - You've been through a lot the past year. I know who you truly are. Everyone else only sees the face you put on.
Brooklyn - Let's go inside. My mom’s probably in the guidance office.
Christian - Why can't you talk about it with me?
Brooklyn - It's done. It happened. It's over. It's the past. It's ancient history. -leaves the car-
Christian sighs - Ugh. -leaves the car-
GUIDANCE CENTER :
-Amber & Nick are in the guidance counselor room talking to Wanda-
Wanda, slurring her words - BROOK-UH-LYN!!! MY BEAUTIFAL DAUGHTER!!! -gets up and stumbles towards Brooklyn, falling into a hug- WHAT’S THE HAPPPPPPPPPPPPSSS?
Brooklyn - Mom, are you already -whispers- drunk? In front of -nods at Amber-
Wanda whispers, loudly - No, I just am hungover and… I'm sure the shots I had with my Eggo’s didn't help much.
Brooklyn - SHHHHHHHHH! -whispers- You can't say that so loud.
Wanda, not even whispering anymore - The weed I got from Claire was pretty lit.
Brooklyn - What?
Wanda - Oh sorry, did she not get you any?
Brooklyn - MOM. YOU ARE NOT FIT TO WORK TODAY.
Wanda - WHAAAAAAAAAAATT? It's just a BIT of a hungover high!
Amber - Should I go?
Brooklyn - Back to your country, please.
Wanda - I AM SO IN FOR CANADIAN BINGO, AMBER. SATURDAY. I AM SO IN.
Brooklyn - SHE IS TALKING CRAZY, AMBER. SHE IS NOT GOING TO YOUR SLUTTY BINGO GAME.
Wanda - I'm not going anywhere.
Brooklyn - Good.
Wanda - She's coming to our place.
Brooklyn - STOP.
Amber - See your then, Mrs. Carey! -skips out with Nick-
Brooklyn - MOM. WHAT IS UP WITH YOU?!
Christian tries to stop her - Brooke.
Brooklyn - NO. THIS HAS TO BE CONFRONTED. IT IS A SERIOUS ISSUE.
Christian - Just take a breathe.
Brooklyn - Christian. I love you, but… Can you please step out?
Christian closes his eyes and nods - Okay. Just… Watch what you say. -leaves-
Brooklyn - Mom. This is seriously messed up.
Wanda rolls her eyes - LIVE A LIL, SWEETHEART.
Brooklyn - You are DRUNK, HUNGOVER AND HIGH RIGHT NOW.
Wanda - As if Principal Virginia hasn't been under the triangular prism of doom before.
Brooklyn - THAT IS NOT EVEN A THING. IT IS IRRESPONSIBILITY. YOU ARE A GUIDANCE COUNSELOR.
Wanda - Yeaaaaaaahh… I don't know what the board was thinking on that one, I've always been a damn mess.
Brooklyn - WHY ARE YOU NOT LISTENING TO ME?!
Wanda - Cuz you're being a real bitch. It's really just annoying. If I want to celebrate Hitler’s Birthday, I'm gonna 4:20 blaze it up!
Brooklyn - Mom, this isn't you. You're acting out because of what happened with dad.
Wanda - Oh fuck dad. HE WAS CHEATING. HE DIED AT HIS MISTRESSES HOUSE. OPEN YOUR EYES.
Brooklyn cries - Stop. He loved us.
Wanda - Yeah, and he loved his whore’s daughter too. HE PLAYED US.
Brooklyn cries - NO, HE DID NOT.
Wanda - YES, HE DID. -claps in Brooklyn’s face- OPEN YOUR EYES. -pauses-... You may be excused.
Brooklyn - Mom.
Wanda - Get out of my office. Don't act like you know better than me, I am your mother and I am telling you to get out of my office.
Brooklyn - Whatever. -leaves-
Wanda - I need a drink. -sits down, and takes flask out of her drawer-
*IN THE LIBRARY*
-Tori is on a computer, doing research for a project, alongside Claire-
Tori - Are you ready for this project?!
Claire - Yes. This is one highlight of my day. I get to do a project to prove why we should be co-captains of TV club. I can make it into a new Penny club. It'll be lit! -smiles-
Tori - I'm thinking it should be about some show that will really be appreciated by our teacher. He's turning 40 soon. I'm thinking… The Walton’s.
Claire - What the fuck is a Walton? We're doing a Grey's Anatomy Walking Dead mash up poster board. Maybe with a splash of Game of Thrones just to add a cute little background with snow and blood.
Tori - But… Know your audience.
Claire - Our audience will appreciate our loyalty to the Penny’s. -types outline for project out-
Tori - Jesus Christ.
-Mary walks over to Tori-
Mary - Cunt, don't use the Lord’s name in vain. -slaps Tori and walks away-
Tori - BITCH, WHO YOU BE?! -stomps towards he really-
Mary - Tori. -rolls eyes and chases after her-
-Amber and Nick sneak over to Mary’s computer-
Amber quickly writes down what's on the computer - This will be explosive, but we gotta play dirty to show them who's on top. -smiles maniacally at Nick- Mua… Ha… Ha. MUAHAHAHAHHAHA.
Nick - Using actress Mary as a weapon was diabolical. Go us.
Amber - Let's go. -gets up and runs out-
-Nick follows-
-Tori and Claire sit back down-
Tori - Bitch isn't even in Prayer or Celibacy club.
-Claire rolls her eyes and saves her work-
Claire - I'll finish this all by after school today so we can show it to Mr. Lanta.
Tori - Thanks.
-They both leave-
*LUNCH*
-Sophia, Claire, La’Morenda, Tori, Brooklyn, Jakob & Christian sit together-
Jakob - What. Christian, you told me she wasn't going to get hung up about this.
Christian - I can assure you, I lied. I wanted you to get in on the plan. You don't like pressure. So, I lied.
Jakob - UGGGGGGHGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.
-Brooklyn glares over at their table, watching Jace and Amber get really close-
Brooklyn - Is Jace allowed to date? You weren't allowed to date until you were 17 and got grounded once because you got caught fingering, now teacher, Ms. LeAnne Reba, in the back of the Disney Ride Splash Mountain.
Jakob - I DIDN’T THINK ABOUT THE CAMERA’S.
Christian - Why Splash Mountain? Why in Disney? It's supposed to be the happiest place on Earth. Not the nastiest or dirtiest.
La’Morenda - At least someone got wet. I saw the pictures. You are no good.
Jakob - No. Jace isn't allowed to date.
-Brooklyn pretends to take a selfie, but takes a picture of Jace putting his arm around Amber-
Brooklyn - Snapchatting this to your mom.
Jakob - You know my mom’s snapchat? I don't.
Brooklyn - Duh, I know everyone's. -eye roll- Now, she should get this right about now, and Jace will be separated from her, and will probably quickly go to Nick, he'll tell him everything, he goes to you, you go to me. -smirks- The circle of shade!
-Brooklyn quickly turns her head to Jace getting a phone call-
Brooklyn slaps her head back towards Jakob - It started! -smiles- Never mess with me.
Christian whispers - I thought today was your real human person day.
Brooklyn whispers - I need to be caring about a real person to be a real person. My mom is like a drunk robot.
Christian whispers - At least try to chill a bit.
Brooklyn nods - Yeah, no. I have my eye on taking them down… Maybe it's good for me to avoid stress with my mom.
Christian - Ugh… I care about you. I don't like seeing you get so worked up.
Brooklyn - I’d be more so worked up if I have to handle my mom. This is best for my mental state of mind.
Christian sighs and smiles - I support you.
-Brooklyn smiles-
*AT TV CLUB AFTER SCHOOL*
-Claire & Tori walk in, excited-
-Amber & Nick are already in the there-
Claire - What the Hell are they doing here?
Tori - You're missing prayer club for this, you should watch your language.
Claire - Fuck off, I'm pissed.
-Amber notices them here and smiles-
Amber walks over - Oh! Are you guys trying to be elected as head of TV club?! That's so cute, ey!
Claire smiles fakely - Super cute! -expression changes to angry- Drop out.
-Amber & Nick R. get a remote out and press play and starts to play in the background-
Tori's draw japs - No…
Claire whispers - They did it. They fucking stole.
-Amber puts on a bright white Daenerys Targaryen themed wig, and Nick R. puts on fake wings and dragon horns-
Claire whispers - THEY ARE DOING GAME OF THRONES TOO. WHAT THE HELL?! THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE WALKING DEAD. THIS PLOT IS MESSIER THAN ANDREA.
-Amber gets out a scalpel-
Claire whispers - Why does Danaerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, mother of dragons, breaker of chains have a scalpel?
Amber announces to the audience - The following is an acted out representation of my 3 favorite shows… Grey's Anatomy, Game of Thrones and The Walking Dead. This is why I should be head of TV club. -she claps and the lights go out, 5 seconds later she claps and the lights come back on and Nick R. as her dragon is center stage, fake chains holding him down-
-Benjamin, Nick’s friend, is dressed as a zombie, alongside his girlfriend, So, and they are stumbling towards Nick-
Nick - GROWL GROWL GRRR GRR, I’M A DRAGON, GET AWAY FROM ME. GROWLLLLL! -he uses his free hand to flash a flashlight at them- THIS IS FIRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
So & Benjamin - We are zombie, we don't care about your fire. We still persevere because we're dead and don't care.
Nick - Oh no! My fire didn't work.
-Tori & Claire confusingly look at the stage, dumbfounded-
Claire whispers - Have they ever even watched either show? Where the hell is Penny and any sign of Grey's Anatomy?
-Amber bursts from behind the curtain, a fan blowing in her face, scalpel in hand, a dramatic look looking out into the audience-
Amber - I AM DAENERYS STORMBORN-YANG OF HOUSE TARGARYEN, KHALEESI OF SEATTLE. MOTHER OF DRAGONS, BREAKER OF MEDICINE. I AM HERE TO SAVE MY DRAGON.
So - Oh no… SISTER? I CAN’T EAT HERRRRR. SHE’S MY FAMILLLYYYYYY.
Amber drops her scalpel - SISTER?? YOU DIEDDDD?
Claire whispers - AMBER IS NOT EVEN ASIAN. THIS IS RACISM. -gets out of seat and walks out-
Tori stage whispers - WE DIDN’T EVEN GO YET.
Claire screams - WE LOST.
-the spotlight turns from the production to the door slamming-
Mr. Lanta gives a standing ovation - BEAUTIFUL FUSION OF PLOTLINES. YOU ARE HIRED.
-Tori pouts-
*PRAYER CLUB*
Sophia stands up - Hello everyone. I am Sophia Trainor, humble head of Prayer and or Celibacy club. So, our latest scandal is seemingly the people everyone dubs “The Canadian’s”. They've been here for just a few days, and already have 3k followers on Instagram.
Brooklyn - Overall or each?
Christian - Does it matter?
Brooklyn - Well, yes. If it's overall then one can have like 2.8k and the other only has a few hundred and likely will stay irrelevant until I'm gone, if it's each then they have 6k overall and that means they can catch up to my 600k quickly. It's algebra.
Rain - It's each.
Brooklyn - I hate everything.
Sophia - The Canadian’s have ruffled a few feathers so far today, but I pray… Soon, they'll just be our peers and we can go hand and hand through the fire.
Brooklyn - Who in their right minds would walk through a fire? Especially hand in hand with a bunch of backstabbing Canadian’s with both an equally bad fashion sense, whose only goal in life is to screw us all over? Why don't we just push them in said fire instead? That makes a lot more sense.
Sophia - It's a metaphor, Brooklyn. Now... Let's all pray for those Canadian’s and hope one day they take the higher road and just be friendly competition to us, rather than rivals and enemies and antagonists. -closes eyes and puts her hand out for La’Morenda and Brooklyn to grab, but they just stare- LET’S JOIN HANDS… In prayer.
La’Morenda - I ain't no dyke.
Sophia - This is prayer club. For God in the Heaven above to hear our prayer, we must join hands.
La’Morenda - Oh hell no, I didn't get shot by my dealer to pray about it. BYE! -stomps out-
Sophia - Okay, NOW let's join hands in prayer.
-they all lock hands, close their eyes and bow their heads-
All in unison - Prayer.
Sophia bops her head back up - Amen. -smiles- La’Morenda said she wanted to lead one of the topics today, but she left. So, let's talk about Tori & Claire. Today, they are auditioning to be the new head of TV club! I am sure they'll do amazing, but… Let us pray.
All in unison - Prayer. Amen.
Sophia - I'm just positive they won! I think the Lord was really watching this—
-Tori storms in and sits down-
Brooklyn - WHERE’S GOD NOW, BITCH?!
Christian - More importantly, where's Claire??
Tori wipes away tears - It was… Savage. Those Canadians STOLE our project, but made it into a beautifully choreographed play. I left too early but the teacher put the play online… IT HAS OVER ONE THOUSAND VIEWS AND IT WAS PUT UP AN HOUR AGO. THEY DID A MUSICAL NUMBER CALLED “Burnt Alive” AND IT WAS ALL AN HOMAGE TO FRANCES CONROY’S CHARACTER ON AMERICAN HORROR STORY COVEN.
Sophia - We defeated them in spirit, we used prayer, not malicious activities.
Brooklyn - Just shut the fuck up.
Tori - They did a song all about Yang’s Abortion. AND GOT REWARDED. THE HEALTH TEACHER IS THE HEAD OF TV CLUB. WHY IS HE REWARDING THAT?!
Brooklyn - We have to end those Canadian’s.
Sophia - With prayer.
Brooklyn - YOU HAVE BIRTH CONTROL IN YOUR LOCKER AND CONDOMS IN YOUR BACKPACK IN A BAG LABELLED “In Case He Forgets”. YOU ARE NOT A RELIGIOUS LEADER.
Sophia - I'm supporting safe sex!
Brooklyn - Unbelieveable.
Christian - Where's Claire, I repeat?
Tori - Claire just left and walked out. No sign of where she was going.
Sophia - She does that every day. Shall we pray for her?
Brooklyn - YOUR PREGNANCY SCARE MADE THE NEW YORK TIMES. WE DON’T EVEN LIVE ON THE EAST COAST.
*AFTER SCHOOL, 8:45 P.M*
-Claire walks down the street-
Claire, internal monologue - My double life is very similar to my primary life. It's not even a double life honestly.
-Claire walks into her house and grabs her red wig and a white sheet-like sheer dress-
Claire, internal monologue - I mean… I'm trying to think of parallels and am not doing very well, but… I'm sure there's some similarities here and there.
-Claire sneaks out of her house-
Claire, internal monologue - Here's the story… Every night around 9 P.M, Claire dies. I'm not Claire anymore.
-Claire puts on her wig and sunglasses, and walks into a strip joint, showing the bouncer her fake I.D named “Penelope Anne Blake, born March 5th, 1982”-
Claire, internal monologue - I'm Penny Blake.
-Claire puts on her basic white T-dress and works the pole, dollar bills being thrown all around her-
Claire, internal monologue - So, the story is, I'm not fit to be a Perfect Pyrenee. It actually sounds like the closest thing to self genocide since the holocaust.
-Claire gives a personal dance to a black man-
Claire, internal monologue - No, I'm not 18. But, my boss doesn't need to know that. My colleagues don't need to know that. My regulars don't need to know that.
-Claire sticks her tongue down the black man’s throat-
Claire, internal monologue - That's Jumbuliah. He's my most common regular. He's like a brother to me. He's a big help for my “get me out of being a dog groomer cause”.
-Claire takes off her white shirt dress and dances around the bar, lip syncing to “I Try”-
Claire, internal monologue - Do I like being an underrage stripper who would probably be arrested right now if these perverts and employers of this generation paid attention to The Walking Dead or Grey's Anatomy storylines and characters and realized my body isn't fully developed yet and that I look 20 years younger than I say I am? Yes. I love it. Stripping is like my calling. And I'm so sexy and Penny Blake fierce on that pole. But, this is just a temporary job for now to get a few bucks. My goal in life is to be apart of the U.S government… As a professional torturer.
*FLASHBACK TO 5 YEAR OLD CLAIRE*
-Claire watches SAW-
Claire, internal monologue - I was inspired by that little clown puppet secret cancer patient.
-Claire takes a butcher's knife and starts brutally stabbing her unicorn stuffed animal-
Claire, internal monologue- I would tear apart anything that doesn't have a heartbeat… I was insane not a psychopath. But, it had a lasting effect on my person.
-Claire shaves off a Kit Kittredge American Girl doll’s head and hangs her from her room’s ceiling fan-
Claire, internal monologue - When my parents saw this, they took me to see their therapist Doctor. Phil. And it got televised.
DR. PHIL EPISODE : Little Saw fan dubbed “Insane” by her parents because of actions involving an American Girl doll.
Dr. Phil - Why do you like murdering your stuffed animals?
Little Claire - Because, Jigsaw is my inspiration.
Claire, internal monologue - That's when my parents took me to an asylum for at least a year, but I related so much.
IN THE YOUNG AND OLD WOMEN INSANE ASYLUM FOR THE CERTIFIABLY INSANE :
Little Claire to a big black woman with braids - Your braids are amazing! Have you ever set them on fire?
Big Black Woman - No, but I set my boyfriend's dick on fire.
Claire, Internal Monologue - This was like 2010 so all the young spots were full so, they saw me as insane enough to be with the old ones. It wasn't cute. But, these patients became like family.
2012 :
Claire holds onto Big Black woman, while her parents try to take her away - I DON’T WANNA GO. I DON’T WANNA GO!
Claire, Internal Monologue - I had to go. But, when I got home, the T.V was on and… It happened.
AT HER HOUSE, 9:20 P.M :
-Claire watches the T.V and sees Penny, and her jaw drops-
Claire, Internal Monologue - It was the first zombie I've ever seen. And every week of the first half of season three, I was praying she’d somehow reign supreme.
-Claire watches Michonne take Penny’s anti-life away and starts bawling-
Claire - LIFE IS FUCKING UNFAIR. -cries holding her dog-
-Her parents drink wine-
Claire, Internal Monologue - It still appalls me how underrated Penny Blake is. She represented David’s sanity. She was David’s only hope. When Michonne butchered her, she butchered David and butchered Andrea, Milton, Hershel and all those miserable souls. Really, basically everyone dead after Penny, stems from Michonne’s bitch ass being a bitch. The prison wouldn't have been raped by David, Beth wouldn't have gotten separated from the group and then Daryl, and end up in that God forsaken hospital and get shot in the head. And basically everything that has happened since then, wouldn't have happened. Penny changed the course of the show rapidly. But, not the point. In the Autumn of 2024, I started Fall and tasted...
-Claire takes a sip of a Pumpkin Spiced Latté-
-Claire spits it out-
Claire, Internal Monologue - The worst thing I've ever tasted in my life. What the fuck? Why do white girls like that shit?!
-Claire writes a note to Starbucks-
AT STARBUCKS, 2014 :
-The manager reads the note-
THE NEXT DAY :
LOCAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINE : LOCAL STARBUCKS CLOSED DOWN, POTTERY BARN IS GOING UP IN REPLACEMENT!
Claire, Internal Monologue - One of the many shops or businesses I've closed… Soon after school started. I was a Freshmen, Brooklyn a Sophomore.
AT SCHOOL, 2014 :
-Claire walks in and Brooklyn runs up to her-
Brooklyn - Are you the crazy one?!
Claire - Um…
Brooklyn - Obviously, you are. Claire Anders. Duh. You're my new best friend. I like crazy.
Claire, Internal Monologue - She introduced me to Tori, also a freshmen.
Tori - I think Christian likes me! He's SO HOT oh my gee.
Claire, Internal Monologue - She's probably the most intolerable person I've ever made contact with, and I came from an asylum, but… Bless her soul, she's somehow popular. And then, Tori introduced me to Christian. A Sophomore.
Tori - This is my boyfriend, Christian!
Brooklyn whispers to Claire - He's so boring.
Claire, Internal Monologue - That was the day Brooklyn started dating Christian and Tori became an even bigger mess.
-That night-
Tori on the phone, in tears - LIFE IS UNFAIRRRRRRRRR.
Claire, Internal Monologue - As soon as school started, training for being a puppy trainer started, but I didn't listen to any of the classes, I started a club instead.
-In the Principals office-
Claire - I want to start a club all about Penny Blake of the Walking Dead. It's very personal and inspiring to me, I know it might sound crazy but, I really really have a personal connection—
Old Principal Vincent Trenton - No.
THE NEXT WEEK :
News Headline : SCHOOL PRINCIPAL FIRED AND IMPRISONED FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT TO A STUDENT
Claire, Internal Monologue - Not the first or last adult I had imprisoned for not giving me what I want.
THE NEXT WEEK :
New Principal Virginia Coola - Of course! I support freedom of expression.
Claire - That's so nice! I already LOVE YOU!
Virginia - Yeah! -smiles- You can go now.
-Claire leaves-
Claire, Internal Monologue - When I realized I was being demanded to be a puppy trainer, my Penny fans came first. But, so did needing money… I started when I was 15 going on 16 years old… And it was AWESOME!
IN THE STRIP CLUB :
Claire - I am stripper Penelope Blake, I am 32 years of age…
Female Owner - All. Lies. But literally your whole thing is legend so… You go girl.
Claire - You a Penny fan too?
Female Owner - No, but I own a People magazine subscription. I know you're Claire Anders. Inspiration to millions.
Claire - Aw, thank you!
Female Owner - Get a wig and a new look. Eventually someone will notice. I'm not here for it. -smokes a joint-
Claire - Oh… Okay. -leaves-
Claire, Internal Monologue - When my nameless boss died of lung cancer…. I was crushed. My friends got laid off…. I got laid.
-Claire gives Jumbuliah a lapdance-
Claire, Internal Monologue - I have many names. Many persons. When I'm at school, I lead, when I'm on the pole, I rule. I am Penny Blake at heart, but Claire Anders in person. One day I expect to get caught up in this double life, but for now. I keep living. I will not run my family’s business. I'd rather strip for life. I honestly haven't crossed that out yet. But, now… I have a target for my life ruining practice… Amber. Nick R…. Watch out. You're next.
PREVIEW OF THE NEXT EPISODE OF JEFFERSON HIGH…
-Wanda stumbles into school with sunglasses on, covering her bloodshut eyes-
Brooklyn - Is this serious?
-La’Morenda, Tori & Brooklyn cheer at a football game-
Claire in the principal's office - I am going to get my revenge… And that includes on you.
Virginia - HA HA HA HA HA. You got nothing.
Claire - That's probably what our old principal thought.
-Amber puts lipstick on-
-Christian looks out in the stands getting ready for the Homecoming game-
-Sophia kisses a guy-
-Tori smiles at Nick R.-
-Jace walks away from Jakob-
Brooklyn - UGH. Hate this day.
Wanda playing a game with Amber - OH MY GOD, BINGO, EYYYYYYY!
[JEFFERSON HIGH]
QUESTIONNAIRE :
Thoughts on the new series of events? -
Thoughts on Claire’s background/monologues? -
Thoughts on Prayer Club? -
Predictions on the remainder of the season? -
Who would you want a centric episode on next? -
1/10 -
Favorite characters? -
Least? -
*BTW : still on google docs so any typos or errors that ruin the story/sentence tell me and I'll fix them*
Comments
Events: It ain't too bad, but the whole drunk mother think was a bit much. However, the part about the PSL from Starbuck's now makes me wanna try one. lol
Extra Note: I'm a Starbuck's regular, so I get a lot of drinks from Starbuck's. Strangely though, I've never tried their Pumpkin Spice Latte. lol
Claire's backstory: lol She is EVIL!
Prayer Club: THIS Sophia honestly strikes me as a hypocrite, but I like this club nonetheless. Christianity in positive lights always gets my seal of approval, but you have to be careful with it at the same time.
Extra Note: Sophia's the name of one of the characters in my own story, hence the "THIS" Sophia.
I don't know what'll happen yet.
I wanna see Christian's background next. :) I hope it's a good one! ^_^
8/10
I obviously like my character so far. Hope he doesn't ruin himself.
I don't like Amber, Tori, or La'Morenda too much, but obviously Dr. Phil is the worst by a mile.
Amber is so evil
That was everything
Lmao i wish that were are real club with those people
Same as last episode and Claire might end up in jail or another asylum
Christian
9
Fav:Brooklyn,Claire,Tori,Christian,Jakob,Nick and nina
Least:none
Extra Note: I'm a Starbuck's regular, so I get a lot of drinks from Starbuck's. Strangely though, I've never tried their Pumpkin Spice Latte. lol
Claire's backstory: lol She is EVIL!
Prayer Club: THIS Sophia honestly strikes me as a hypocrite, but I like this club nonetheless. Christianity in positive lights always gets my seal of approval, but you have to be careful with it at the same time.
Extra Note: Sophia's the name of one of the characters in my own story, hence the "THIS" Sophia.
I don't know what'll happen yet.
I wanna see Christian's background next. :) I hope it's a good one! ^_^
8/10
I obviously like my character so far. Hope he doesn't ruin himself.
I don't like Amber, Tori, or La'Morenda too much, but obviously Dr. Phil is the worst by a mile.