So, as I've been excessively adamantly blogging about, I wanted a unicorn frappuccino, and I was pretty set on that and since I'm 17, broke, unemployed and don't have a liscnese, I had to wait until today to do something about it, so my mom could drive and get me one, as she's been in Nashville for the week.
So, my mom comes home today, and the unicorn frappuccino special limited time offer SHOULD HAVE expired tomorrow, but the bitch who works there, fat ugly bitch with multi colored dyed hair, SAID THEY BE OUT.... um... okay then bitch... and she gives me a damn CARAMEL FRAPPUCCINO.... I didn't ask for no caramel frappuccino and just cuz your obese ass drank all the unicorn one, don't mean you can give me a soggy ass, trashy ass... taste like garbage with sugar poured all over it ass, sour ass brown caramel frappuccino to make up for you eating all the unicorn one, hog ass bitch.
AND SHE STILL MADE MY MOM PAY FOR THAT CARAMEL SHIT, LIKE... FAT WENDY MAKE IT ON THE HOUSE FOR YOUR UNPROFFESIONALISM... trick ass hoe.
I used to be a Starbucks enthusiast, but I may go to Dunkin for now on!
Edit ; I've been SUPER EXCITED to have this color changing, game changing, 50/50 reception treat since last week, so I'm super salty rn.
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Gurl I coulda told u it woulda been over sugarized btw this is ur girl I reincarnated
LOL it's because they ran out of the product to make it. It's so annoying because they should not advertise something if they lied about the dates. I went to multiple stores and they sold out too and i was fucking pissed off.
JINXH
OH RT THEY SHOULD BE PREPARED FOR PEOPLE TO COME AND BE LIKE "HEY CAN I GET A UNICORN FRAPPUCCINO" like, it be STARBUCKS OBVI PPL GONNA WNAT THIS LIMITED TIME DRINK LIKE STACK UP ON PRODUCT