Previously on SURVIVOR…
After Clarissa’s best friend was sent home, Clarissa needed anything to save herself, and ended up finding just that, with the Hidden Immunity Idol… But, that excitement might've been unjustified as Colleen suspects she found just that, and started spreading that rumor, maybe a bit too much, as people started turning on her
Tyler, CF - I don't know or think Clarissa has it, but I think if she does we might utilize it to get rid of both the idol and Colleen. Cuz Colleen is getting… Scary obsessed.
When Tribe Tarra evidently has a weaker link in Matt, his cuddling partner Cloé realizes, she can't associate with him much longer and gets excited in planning his blindside.
Cloé, CF - I am not gonna be a nice player… If I have to manipulate Matt into thinking I'm his sheep girlfriend, I'm doing it… But, I'm not a sheep. I'm the herder. I’m full on professing my love to Matt, I’ll talk to him asking him when I can meet his family, I will PROPOSE to him, just so his blindside will be that much greater…. -smiles- It'll be fun!
But, when a reward goes wrong, the Csez Alcohol Alliance’s 2 ladies turned on each other, and tried to get each other out, while the men just wanted to take out the outsider, Robb.
Eric, CF - This is ANNOYING…… Like, these girls are so stubborn and catty, like…. Can you just VOTE THE PERSON NOT IN THE ALLIANCE, JESUS CHRIST.
At tribal council, everyone, even her closer friend Robb, voted her out, besides Jackson, who stuck with the tie vote blindside plan against Robb.
Jeff - Liv… the tribe has spoken.
Liv turns around- You were right… I did it… I threw the challenge.
-Jeff snuffs her torch-
Who will be voted out next? Find out tonight on… SURVIVOR.
Tribe Han :
Colleen, 30, Lawyer
Clarissa, 22, Med Student
Tyler, 23, Football Player
Jase, 24, Surf Instructor
Tribe Tarra :
“Jazz”, 34, Choir Director
Cloé, 24, Model
Adaline, 26, Aspiring Author
Matt, 25, Little League Baseball Coach
Cyrus, 50, Motivational Speaker
Tribe Yung :
Jonas, 28, Guitar Lesson Instructor
Bill, 40, Car Salesman
Harry, 30, Dentist
Madison, 23, Substitute Teacher
Tyra, 40, Former Model
Tribe Csez :
Eric, 25, Hockey Player
Robb, 27, Personal Trainer
Jackson, 34, Country Bartender
"Barbie", 38, Housewife
20th - Starr - Tribe Han (3-2)
19th - Liv - Tribe Csez (3-1-1)
TRIBE CSEZ, NIGHT 6 :
-Robb sits under a tent, saddened-
Robb, CF - I had to evict Liv to keep myself safe, but… I would've been safe either way… I just didn't want a tie honestly… so, it's a rough night… -nods- Yeah... it sucks. I liked her, she was my best shot at breaking this alliance up, now… they’re just going to pick me off… I wasted my Survivor Second Life.
-Barbie looks at Eric-
Barbie - We’re you going to vote me off?
Eric - What? No.
Barbie - You were buying what she was selling weren't you?
Eric - Barbie, you're safe… You stayed…
go to bed.
Barbie - You're my next target, bye.
-Eric rolls his eyes-
Eric, CF - Just a message to Liv… I messed up please come back… I can't deal with Barbie much longer.
Eric - I kept you safe, Barbie… I was never going to write your name down.
Barbie - I. Dont. Believe. You!
Eric, CF - She’s absolutely irrational and I'm pretty sure… she might murder me in my sleep……… Help me.
[SURVIVOR : JAPAN.]
*TRIBE YUNG, NIGHT 6*
-As everyone is still sleeping, Tyra sneaks out and runs into the woods-
Tyra, CF - Everyone is sleeping, so I go out to find me an idol, duh, but I have to be quiet and careful or I could like……….. die. This survivor episode could turn into a mystery of what killed Tyra, the secret production serial killer or drowning.
-Tyra finds the waterfall and hops into the small pool of water-
Tyra, CF - At any time someone could wake up… so I have to time it as in I went to the bathroom and then had to like… wash my hands, and that's why I'm so wet… I can lie!
-Tyra looks around and then notices the idol on the wall of rocks that is directly underneath the water-
Tyra, CF - I’m gonna get really wet……… ugh.
-Tyra snatches that idol-
Tyra whispers - F**K YES!!!!
Tyra, CF - These people think they can count me out……. -smiles- I don't think so! Hahahahaha! My son would be super proud and I hope he's watching, wherever he may be, and smiling…. I hope. I really do.
Tyra - Now to dry off somehow…………..
*TRIBE TARRA, DAY 7*
-Matt and Cloé cuddle, watching the sunrise-
Cloé - It’s so pretty and peaceful.
Matt - Like you… -kisses her-
Cloé, CF - It's…. So gross… We haven't brushed our teeth in a week…. -shivers- His tongue tastes…. So gross ugh… True love is not worth that… Just saying. I can't imagine how I smell but if I smell how he smells I need to decompensate… is that a word… decompensate? Whatever,
I need to decompensate my wardrobe and my skin and just… I need hygiene…… That's all, like… yes, Matt is VERY hot, like… Yeah, outside this game is give it all to him, i’d put out… But, like…. His hair is greasy and sandy, his teeth and dental hygiene is WAY below par, CUZ WE DON’T HAVE A TOOTHBRUSH, and… he's smelly… But, I have to have his tongue down my throat half the time for strategic reasons… I hope we lose next immunity so I can blindside him now.
Cloé whispers - I know we just met a week ago, but I think you're my favorite boyfriend I've had in my life… If i don't win the million, at least I won a vacation with you on this island, and I'll never forget it.
Cloé, CF - I am slaying this acting role, honestly. I found a calling.
-Jazz & Adaline watch over her, a few feet away-
Jazz, CF - I’m honestly a bit worried! I don't know how much of Cloé is genuine feeling and what actually is her “acting”... But, I’m less worried now that she legit dragged his name THROUGH THE MUD to me and Adaline. It very much reassured her loyalty to me at least. So… she can keep doing… that to him… just as long as she stay true to the DWA.. dangerous women alliance, I stay true to her. Duh!
Adaline whispers - Do you think we can rely on Cloé? Or is she with Matt?
Jazz whispers - She said to our FACE she's with US not HIM, why would she lie?
Adaline whispers - So we don't target her…
Jazz whispers - But we could expose her so hard if she goes against us… we can expose her as a rat!
Jazz, CF - Adaline is kinda testing me and is giving good points, but… Cloé would be… silly… to lie to us… Just SILLY. SILLY, SILLY…. GIRL. A silly girl.
-Adaline walks away from Jazz to get sticks for a fire-
Adaline, CF - I do have doubts about Cloé, which worries me, truly… But, if she lied to us, to our face, Jazz would murder her, so… I can't worry too bad.
*REWARD CHALLENGE*
Jeff - Tribes Han, Tarra & Yung getting their first look at the new Csez tribe… Liv voted out last tribal council…
-No one is shocked-
Jeff - Now…. Tribes… Drop… your… buffs.
Jazz - OH MY GOD!
-Colleen covers her mouth with both hands-
-Clarissa smiles-
Jeff - It is time for a dissolve!
NEW TRIBES :
Tribe Han :
Clarissa
Colleen
Adaline
Jazz
Matt
Cyrus
Jackson
Madison
Eric
Tribe Csez :
Cloé
Tyler
Jase
Bill
Barbie
Jonas
Harry
Tyra
Robb
Jeff - New Han tribe… 2 original Han, 4 original Tarra, 1 original Yung, 2 original Csez.
New Csez tribe… 2 original Han. 2 original Csez. 1 original Tarra. 4 original Yung.
-Matt is wiping away a tear, looking at Cloé over there-
Madison, CF - Being the only Yung on Han really makes me so nervous… I started out on the minority in Yung, now I'm in the minority on Han again… Survivor does not come easy…
Cloé, CF - UGH… I'm the only Tarra on Csez and even worse… I didn't get to blindside Matt! I guess I have to find a new boyfriend to betray…. Sigh. Matt is creepy though… he was crying… yikes.
Jeff - Now, since it's your first time competing as a new team, what better to introduce yourselves to your camp then a… -reveals reward- A picnic! Sandwiches, cookies, milk, and a secret idol clue! Where you all can share it, or just throw it out, who cares! But, if this is not enough, you ALSO get donuts and cupcakes! It's a getting to know you party for your new tribe! For everyone to share!
Barbie - UGGGGH YUM!
Jeff - Now, here's the challenge…One member of each tribe would hang on to a post. Two members of the opposing tribe would attempt to remove the tribe member from the post and drag them across the sand to the finish line. The first tribe to get the member of the other tribe across the finish line would receive one point. First to 5 win! First round… coming up.
ROUND ONE :
Hanging on to the posts :
Han : Colleen
Trying to get her off : Robb & Jase
Csez : Cloé
Trying to get her off : Matt & Jackson
Jeff - SURVIVORS READY? GO!
-Colleen is hanging on tight as Robb & Jase try to force her off the pole, she is not budging-
-Matt & Jackson try to get Cloé off, seemingly unsuccessfully-
-Both men are failing at getting the girls off the poll-
Jeff - The men are seemingly making 0 progress in this challenge!
-Colleen is hanging on tight but is getting pulled away from the poll slowly-
Colleen - UGH!
Matt is whispering to Cloé - Hold on.
-Jackson rolls his eyes, hearing him-
On the benches Jazz & Adaline are whispering :
Jazz - He’s throwing… is he serious?!
Adaline - Oh, my god… seriously? It's so obvious. -rolls eyes- If we lose, he has to go… he just has to… Sorry Cloé!
Jazz - Mmmmhmmm.
-Colleen gets ripped off by Jase and dragged to the other side of the beach-
Jeff - JASE AND ROBB SCORE A POINT FOR CSEZ! Next round!
Hanging on for Han : Eric
Trying to get him off : Tyler & Harry
Hanging on for Csez : Tyra
Trying to get her off : Jazz & Adaline
Jeff - SURVIVORS READY? GO!
-Eric hangs on tight as Tyler and Harry try their hardest to rip him off-
-Jazz and Adaline try to tear Tyra off with literally no efficiency whatsoever, she's not even close to moving-
Jeff - NEITHER ONE IS MOVING AT ALL. TYRA LIKE A STATUE.
-Harry starts to make progress with getting Eric off, and Tyler tries to help-
Jeff - Eric is getting closer to letting go.
-Eric repositions but when doing so Harry uses it to his advantage and Eric loses his grip-
Jeff - ERIC IS OFF, BUT CAN THEY DRAG HIM?
-Tyler starts to drag his away, and Eric’s legs let go of the poll and they start dragging him through the sand, as Tyra is still not moving-
-Tyler and Harry get Eric to the finish line-
Jeff - TYLER AND HARRY WIN A POINT FOR CSEZ! NEXT ROUND!
ROUND THREE :
Hanging on for Han : Jackson
Trying to get him off : Tyra & Barbie
Hanging on for Csez : Harry
Trying to get him off : Colleen & Matt
Jeff - SURVIVORS READY? GO!
-Quickly Tyra runs at Jackson and starts aggressively pulling him until he has to let go of the poll-
Jeff - TYRA QUICKLY TEARING JACKSON OFF THE POLL, BARBIE BASICALLY JUST WATCHING, BEFORE COLLEEN OR MATT EVEN GET TO HARRY.
-Colleen quickly panicks and quickly pulls Harry, alongside Matt, who seemingly has given up-
Tyra - Little help here?
-Barbie helps drag Jackson off the poll and up the sand hill-
Jeff - TYRA AND BARBIE SCORE THE THIRD POINT FOR CSEZ… THIS IS A MASSACRE.
ROUND FOUR :
Hanging on for Han : Madison
Trying to get her off : Tyler & Jase
Hanging on for Csez : Bill
Trying to get him off : Cyrus & Clarissa
Jeff - SURVIVORS READY? GO!
-While running Cyrus falls over, but everyone else keeps going-
-Clarissa tries to get Bill off herself-
Clarissa - CYRUS, COME ON, WALK IT OFF!
-Cyrus slowly gets up and starts running for Bill to help Clarissa get him off, but it's likely too late as Tyler & Jase are starting to pull Madison off-
Jeff - Team Han at a disadvantage this round after Cyrus fell! Can they redeem themselves?
-Clarissa starts to make progress in getting Bill off-
Clarissa - CYRUS, PULL! HARDER! UGH!
-Madison is torn off the poll, and is starting to get dragged; at the same time Bill is pulled off and starts to get dragged-
Jeff - IT IS NECK AND NECK, FOR WHOEVER CROSSES THE FINISH LINE FIRST.
-Cyrus stumbles and Madison is already past the finish line-
Jeff - TYLER AND JASE GET THE FORTH POINT FOR CSEZ, THIS COULD BE GAME POINT.
ROUND FIVE :
Hanging on for Han : Adaline
Trying to get her off : Tyra & Tyler
Hanging on for Csez : Barbie
Trying to get her off : Clarissa & Colleen
Jeff - Survivors ready?! GO!
-Tyra quickly runs at Adaline and aggressively shakes her until she lets go, as Clarissa & Colleen basically give up, rolling their eyes-
-Tyra pulls Adaline off and solely drags her across the beach-
Jeff - TYRA DOMINATES ADALINE IN SECONDS AND WINS FOR CSEZ!
Tyra - YES BITCH!
Jeff - Tribe Csez wins reward and the picnic party that will be brought to your camp shortly! Han, nothing for you! Head back to camp!
-Tribe Han walks back-
Adaline, CF - Matt is honestly embarrassing and the fact he's letting a girl who was trying to lead to his demise on the other tribe get into his head is depressing. He's going to feel stupid looking back and honestly if we lose immunity, I want to take him out just to spare him the pain of possibly looking any more dumb.
*TRIBE HAN GETS TO CAMP*
Madison sits down on a log - Hi guys, I'm Madison. I'm a 23 year old substitute teacher and waitress…
Madison, CF - Since I have 0 members of my original tribe on here...it's a blessing as it is a curse, cuz I was at the bottom, but I don't want to be on the bottom here either, so…. I need to find the cracks in these people’s lives. Plan numero uno…….. re-introductions! For example : “You have a dog?!?! OH WOW, ME TOO! #DOGPOWER!” *chuckles* I've never had a dog.
Madison - I'm from Tribe Yung…. unlike any of you! Hahaha… yeah….
Clarissa - You were with Tyra, right?
Madison - Yeah…. she was the only one who really talked to me in all honesty…
Madison, CF - Tyra is beasting the comps as usual, but her social game makes her come off kinda cold and distant, so I'm worried that she'll have problems making allies and she could be leaving sooner rather than later, but… I have to pray home girl pulls through cuz I need her
Clarissa, CF - So… this tribe swap is sorta like a blessing disguised as a curse… I know the general consensus may possibly be to get rid of Madison, but hold the phone… there are a bunch of girls here, and one of them is my arch nemesis, who doesn't really even like girls, so… if I can get a rebellion alliance to go against Queen Colleen, I can probably just take her crown and throw it into the lava and just let this be a democracy and not a bitchriarch. My ideal plan is to get Madi, Adaline, Jazz & I, that's 4… and I guess we have to see how our previous tribe experiences relate and if they're all in, they can recruit a male 5th. Hopefully Colleen goes soon! And if this doesn't work for me, I got an idol! Win, win, win!
Clarissa - Um, sorry for interrupting the introduction party but I’m going to go get wood. *nods at Madison insinuating she wants to talk, while walking away*
Madison gets up - I'm gonna go see what that's about… we have wood. *walks into the woods with Clarissa*
Clarissa whispers - So… I know you're on your own here…. but… here's the deal… Remember how the females had majority on my tribe and Starr got out? Colleen is literally a man, she voted Starr out. She turned on the girl power, and I want my revenge… that's all! So… what's your thoughts on, uh, a… All girls alliance type of thing?
Madison, CF - So, Clarissa comes to me, I didn't have to do much, she just was like “come on” and she offered me up a girl alliance, and basically called Colleen a guy, actually… I think she literally did… So, I guess she's not apart of this… girl alliance, but… I’m so down with this idea, the problem is she wasn't on Adaline or Jazz’s tribe, so… who knows if they'll be in.
-Casually Clarissa grabs Adaline and Jazz to continue this discussion, by a pond, where Adaline is sorta washing off in right now-
Clarissa - So, I’m thinking we are four strong women, and close to the same age range, so… why not we take advantage of that, and form like… a thing.
Adaline - Want me to go grab Colleen?
Clarissa - No.
Adaline - Oh?
Clarissa - Colleen is 100% team guy, she turned on a female day 3, despite having deals with us!
Adaline, CF - So, I want to like Clarissa a lot, but… we've known each other for like an hour and she's already forming a girl power alliance, it's kinda sketchy… She also is shown to be a little petty with her Colleen hatred, but… I definitely think she's on our side if she hates Colleen so much, so… I'm sorta just… at a pause, but not changing the channel.
Jazz - Then this should be easy. We vote Colleen out next! Done, cutting her out.
-Adaline shakes her head-
Clarissa - I was thinking weren't y'all on the same tribe with Matt? Cuz we need one more person for majority.
Adaline - Um…….
Jazz - Yeah, we can probs get him!
Adaline - Jazz, what the ****?!’
Jazz, CF - So, Adaline is obviously annoyed, but bitch! It's survivor, get over it! Clarissa is clearly out to get Colleen’s pale bitch ass out, and last time I checked, YOU AIN’T COLLEEN! Not everything is gonna go your way, Adaline, get over it… We need to align with this cowgirl hippie bitch, align with Matt, go after Colleen, and then hope we can convince the bitch to get out Matt next…. That’s all we have to do! Majority rules, sweetie, now roll with it!
Jazz - I can talk to him right now if y'all want!
Clarissa - Let’s not make our alliance too obvious.
-They all walk back to the campfire, and Colleen just stares at them-
Colleen, CF - Their alliance is so obvious, ugh…. F**k. Clarissa is probably just dragging my name through the mud……… I need to work fast.
*TRIBE CSEZ*
-The tribe gets back to camp with a picnic all set up for them-
Tyra - Oh, my god!!! It's so cute!
Tyra, CF - So, i’m hoping my tribe experience this time is better. I really think I made a great first impression with my challenge skills, but social game is key, so I need to just… be open, honest and real with people and then I hope it'll all work out… I just need to like… be inviting. Happy. Positive! Things I am not on a daily basis…… -smiles-
Tyra eats a peanut butter and jelly sandwich - I'm Tyra, I'm 40 years old
Jase - Wow! You do NOT look 40!
Tyra - Hahahahaaha! Thank you! Well, I used to be a model, but I stopped when I had kids, and now that he's gone, I work! I just work at a company, I'm a very hard worker. Very hard.
Tyra, CF - So, Harry and them already know the full truth about my job and how I work at one of the most successful businesses out there, not naming names cuz… I don't know if they want me to name their names, like I don't know copyright laws, but, yeah… they'll probably leak anyways, so, I'm telling part of the truth, but not like… the whole truth.
Jase, CF - Honestly, Tyra is beautiful and she's like…. 40… how the hell?!?! She does not look that old, that's like…. almost 50… Damn.
Cloé, CF - This tribe is sorta like…… interesting. I already want to work with Tyra cuz we are both living the model life, and… I think I honestly have seen Tyra before, like… how famous of a model was she?! Like, I know my modeling history, I've wanted to be a model since I was 5, so… if she's successful, I know!
Cloé goes to talk to Tyra to the side of the picnic reward - Wait, so, yeah I'm a model too, so… who are you??! Are you like… famous?!
Tyra, CF - I've been very open about my model past, figuring no one would care or recognize me…… that I'd never how it works in the Survivor world… Cloé notices me within 5 seconds after I told her.. Smart girl!
Tyra - I used to be pretty big back in the early 2000’s, late 90’s, actually… Yeah mid to late 90’s, I had my kid in 1997 or 98, and stopped in early 2000’s to raise him, but yeah… I stopped and went to being a lowkey business person, just… I stopped getting recognized by the general public, but… I'm Tyra Steel.
-Cloé’s eyes widen and her jaw drops-
Cloé, CF - OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!! MY MODELING INSPIRATION IS STRANDED ON AN ISLAND WITH ME…. HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS… I AM SHOOK………… SHOOK.
Cloé - I am a huge fan oh my god…… I have your poster in my old bedroom… You are my inspiration.
Tyra, CF - So, that Cloé girl apparently is a super fan, and I didn't know I had those anymore, but I think that's pretty good for my gameplay as she may have a better social game than I do… cuz my social game is……. not as strong as my physical game… But worst comes to worst, she'll warn me if I need to use my idol. Which is cute.
Bill, CF - I see Tyra and Cloé getting really close, and Cloé is basically my only connection in this game, so them getting so close is really bad for me as I need to find a new voting block basically… my spidey senses tell me the boys or Barbie. Barbie cuz she is about as useless in challenges as I am… Sorry, Barbie.
*IMMUNITY CHALLENGE*
*Both tribes stand on their matt*
Jeff - This next challenge… will test your ability to work as a TEAM… Four people will stand on 4 different platforms holding buckets. One platform is closest to the water, so they have to fill their buckets with water, run back to their platform and toss the water into the person on platform #2’s bucket, who'll pass it to platform #3’s bucket, and then platform #4, who'll be putting it into a bigger bucket, that if weighed down with enough water, pull trigger a case full of puzzle pieces to drop down from a elevated platform, when the puzzle pieces drop, everyone on your team can contribute into forming the puzzle to say a common phrase used in Survivor, whichever team finishes the puzzle fastest wins immunity and an idol clue… Understood?
All - Yes!
Jeff - Now get your tribe organized and I'll say when to begin!
-Both tribes get organized-
Jeff - Survivors ready??? GO!
-For tribe Han Clarissa fills her bucket with water, as Tyra gets her bucket filled for Csez-
-Tyra quickly tosses her water to Barbie, who catches almost all of it, as Clarissa struggles to pass hers to Madison, mostly missing-
Jeff - CSEZ OFF TO A GOOD START, Han is going rather slowly.
Clarissa - Slow and steady wins the race.
Jeff - DOES IT IN SURVIVOR? WHO KNOWS!
-Cloé dumps Csez’s first bit of water in, and it's a good amount, as Adaline pours in for Han, with very little so far-
-Barbie aggressively tosses the water most entirely misses the bucket and soaks Cyrus-
Bill - AIM FOR THE BUCKET.
Barbie - I DID… SORRY….
-Bill flips her off when she turns around-
ELAPSED TIME : 25 MINUTES
-Csez and Han are getting closer, mostly due to Barbie and Cyrus’s lacking contribution-
-Tyra slips over and drops her water bucket, and spills water all over herself-
Tyra - UGH F**K.
-Madison passes water to Jase, almost entirely catching the water and he passes to Colleen, who passes to Adaline who dumps it in, and the crate starts to sink lower, almost dropping-
Adaline - WE’RE ALMOST THERE!
-Cloé dumps her water in, and the crate really starts to almost drop-
Cloé - ONLY A BIT LEFT, HURRY!
-Tyra passes the water to Barbie, Barbie passes to Bill, and Bill passes to Cloé almost in sync with Clarissa, Madison, Colleen and Adaline-
-Both crates fall almost in sync to each other-
Jeff - ONTO THE PUZZLE IN ALMOST A COME FROM BEHIND STORY FROM HAN!
-Colleen quickly works on the puzzle with Clarissa, Adaline and Madison, not so much from the boys, besides Eric-
-Tyra quickly and aggressively works on the puzzle, with a lot of help from Cloé, Harry, Robb & Tyler-
Jeff - BOTH TRIBES FIGHTING HARD FOR IMMUNITY AND SAFETY, BUT WILL THEY FIGURE OUT THIS PUZZLE??!
Tyra whispers - “The Tribe Has Spoken…”
Clarissa - GUYS, I FIGURED IT OUT…
Jeff - Both tribes seemingly have an idea… are they right?!
-Tyra & Clarissa both start trying out their ideas, which are seemingly the same things-
-Clarissa receives help from Madison in putting the together as everyone sorta just watches Tyra-
-Bill and Barbie start trying to help but put the pieces in the wrong places-
Tyra - Wait, stop, that's not right… that should be… -moves the pieces over- There.
Madison and Clarissa finish the puzzle and slam on the table - JEFF! WE DID IT…
-Tyra’s head whips towards the other tribe-
Jeff - That… IS…. CORRECT! HAN WINS IMMUNITY AND THE IDOL CLUE! Csez, nothing for you, you're heading to tribal council… Head back to camp! -passes Han the idol clue, as they all walk back towards camp-
Tyra, CF - Losing… sucks… My social game isn't great, admittedly so, but…. if I go home, these people are going to die out here… competitions is a big portion of this game… rewards, immunity… they'd be annihilated without me I feel… So, I hope they know that… Barbie or Bill contributed the least probably and actually hurt us with their puzzle interference, so…. Bill probably should go in my opinion.
*TRIBE HAN*
Clarissa, reading the idol clue - “In the darkness, it will lie, in the ground you will find, in the mud and in the swamps, it will be laying in the slumps” Ew, gross.
Clarissa, CF - So… We actually WON the challenge, shockingly, so I don't have to worry… But, *holds up idol* I didn't even have to! Yay!!!! I'm super faking me being like “EW” at this idol clue, inside I'm just laughing… Hahahahaahha! I found it! Take that Colleen! *chuckles* But, yeah, if I felt nervous at all at tribal, I would've just used it and hauled Colleen’s ass right out the island, I wouldn't care. Bye. But… I didn't have to… And that's good. -smiles-
-Colleen glares at Clarissa, who's reading the clue, angered-
Colleen, CF - I know she has it… I just know. And, that's… infuriating, so… i need to just keep winning, and hopefully the other tribe stupidly gets rid of Tyra, without her they won't be as strong, so… *puts hands together* I can pray.
-Colleen goes out into the woods with Matt, Jackson, Madison and Adaline-
Colleen - So, guys, I know for a 1000% fact, Clarissa has an idol, not gonna even lie… It's just known, she randomly went on in the middle of the night and came back, ironically a bit muddy and damp, it was…. obvious. -rolls eyes-
Madison, CF - So… I came in minority, but these 2 girls are selling each other out so hard… it's amazing, like… I get in a girls alliance with Clarissa, now Colleen is like “Clarissa has an idol!” And it's like… I'm loving this, me and Adaline are being SET right now between these 2 rivals… And, we can get Jazz on board I'm sure…. the problem is, with Tyra dominating over there, if she stays, she'll win, win and win until merge eventually, so… maybe we'll have to pick a side… -frowns-
Adaline, CF - I’m a logical person, in my stories, I write logically, like… I could apply logic to like… a secret agent movie about like…. zombies overriding the earth and the C.I.A has to stop it with like a nuke or something…. I am logical… So, this situation is Clarissa and Colleen HATE each other… We may not be going to tribal, but…. We will eventually… So, I need to start plotting now… Cyrus is probably the weakest and the easy vote, but I do want Matt out, and he's literally throwing challenges to keep Cloé safe, so… sorry Cloé, your boyfriend has got to go soon… But, it's just who do I take out first? The boyfriend or the grandpa…. Easy answer : Whoever both sides bite on first!
*TRIBE CSEZ*
-Tyra lies down in the tent, irritated-
Tyra, CF - I did everything in my God given power possible… to win that challenge…….. We lost…………. I don't like that. I'm 2 times older than some of these folks and I'm struggling handing them a win, when I'm carving out half the pathway…. THEY JUST HAD TO WALK…………. It sucks… It really does… But I need an alliance.
-Tyra and Cloé are huddled under their tent together-
Tyra - Do you know these people?
Cloé - Well… My closest allies are on the other tribe…. I'm the only Tarra.
Tyra - I had no allies besides Madi…
Cloé, CF - As the two best challenge assets, you'd think me and Tyra, Tyra and I, would be like… deadset saved… But we ended up on the very minority of this new tribe, and that's… pitiful.
Tyra - Harry probably is our best bet for an ally, but Robb seems sorta off put?
Cloé - I'll talk to him.
Cloé, CF - Flirty Cloé is on the attack!
Cloé whispers to Robb, who is talking to Harry and Tyler - Can we talk in private for a second?
-Robb and Cloé talk behind a tree-
Cloé whispers - I think it's obvious there's the clear strong in challenges… *cut to Tyra, sleeping, cut to Jase and Tyler trying to make fire, cut back to Cloé* and the clear weak. *cut to Barbie and Bill, in the water, cut back to Cloé* I think… the stronger people, should try to hold majority to merge, so the stronger people can finally get what they deserve and like… get to the end together.
Robb - Seriously?
Robb, CF - A Godsend from Heaven appeared in a model’s body… I haven't had majority this entire game, and this swap… Miraculously saved me… Thank you, Jesus, you're too good to me.
Cloé - I've seen you talk to like… Tyler and Jase a lot…. Is that like a secure… thing?
Robb - I mean, sorta yeah, like… i don't see them do much, like, strategy… But, we get along greatly.
Cloé - Good, cuz, like, obviously Tyra and I, like, clicked… So, if you, I, Tyra, Tyler and Jase, team up… that's a clear majority… And that'd also be, like…. The hottest alliance of all time. -chuckles, flirtatiously-
Robb, CF - Cloé is obviously trying to like… Charm me, which… I can't lie, is very tempting and I think she's very beautiful and, yeah, like… She's Cloé! But, it's not gonna cloud my judgement… I do want this alliance and think it'd position myself idealistically in the place I am now in the game, and I'm gonna play along, but, she's not gonna have me blow up my own game. But, yeah, this relationship will help me, I feel.
Robb - I’m in.
-Cloé smiles and hugs Robb-
Cloé, CF - I don't know if my flirting skills worked necessarily, but, they always work… If this time is any different… Off with his head! *laughs maniacally*
*BACK AT THE TENT*
-Harry walks up to Tyra-
Tyra - Yes?
Harry - I know I wasn't like… too close with you at Yung.
Tyra - You were close to Madi… Y’always snuck around with her.
Harry - I know, I know…
Tyra - What do you know? Nothing. Bye.
Harry - I know how you must've felt.
Tyra - How did I feel and how THE HELL can you relate to that? I felt ostracized and ignored and felt like… Madi was leaving me for you to gain majority…. I was minoritized and felt alone, and I knew I was going home the minute we went to tribal.
Harry, CF - I tried to talk to Tyra, but she wasn't having it and… i understand, but…. this isn't me trying to apologize, it's me trying to talk it out and move on… Please.
Harry - If we merge or swap again… you, Madison and I can work together as a unit.
Tyra - But, the thing be… NOW, you want something to do with me.
Harry - I’m sorry that I couldn't align with the entire tribe.
Tyra - Why not just leave your men then and join me and Madison, you can't just pick and choose?!
Harry - Tyra… I'm sorry. But now I'm with you. I'm willing to go with you.
Tyra - Let me think it through… I just think it's convenient that now you want me.
-Bill is watching this, smiling-
Bill, CF - Watching this blow up really… assures me… With these people going after each other, the odds of me and Barbie not being the votes…… Sky-rocket. I could not care less if the vote is Barbie, but… My chances of staying…. Go up!
Harry, CF - Tyra is kinda crazy…. Which makes me worried, crazy people get results, I don't want her crazy after me! But, I doubt people would get rid of such a challenge carrier…. It's a rough spot.
Tyra, CF - I do believe alliances are important in this game… clearly, but I don't want nothing to do with fake fake fake people, and he's fake cubed. It's a math equation. He wanted Tyra plus Madison, minus Tyra, plus himself, but when it's himself minus Madison, he wants to… plus himself… Okay, I’m not a mathematician, sorry…. but yeah… He wants that…. *smiles* But, since he's willing…
-Tyra goes up to Harry, who's in the water-
Tyra - I’m sorry I wasn't very… Open earlier… to an alliance…. it's just… hard to trust people in this game.
Harry - I understand… I swear if we merge together or swap again… I will be with you AND MADISON, til the end… Cuz I see something in Madison… like… she's a daughter to me. And if she's with you… it'd be unfair for me to not give you a chance.
-Tyra hugs Harry-
Harry, CF, crying - I was very open and honest with Tyra… and I think she was open and honest with me… I really thought those thoughts about Madison, and I think maybe even Tyra agrees, as she has a kid as well.
Tyra, CF - Harry isn't that bad… I don't trust him and think his whole “she's like a daughter to me” and “I guess I have to give you a chance!” Bull**** is bull****, but… Yeah. That's the game! For now, I have to have him and maybe he is legit with siding with me and Madi, but….. I have to keep an eye out… He’s not my target…
-Tyra walks out of the water and towards Cloé and Robb-
Tyra, CF - My target is whoever contributes the least. Challenge wise, or just in general.
-Cut to Bill, and then to Barbie-
Cloé to Tyra - He’s in!
-Robb smiles and nods-
Tyra - So, who are y'all thinking?
Cloé - Bill. He's a grumpy old man who can't contribute in anything. He got mad at Barbie during the challenge, but what has done?!
Tyra - True, true.
Robb - Barbie, when I was on Csez with her, is kinda like the weakest threat though, like… Liv didn't get out cuz of any majority alliance anything, if that was the case, it would've been me instead, cuz I was on the bottom, and the other 4 had an alliance, but Barbie and Liv started fighting, and then push comes to shove, Barbie took Liv out.
Robb, CF - If the drunk alliance meets back up at merge, I’m very nervous for my own safety, so if I can take Barbie out, i think that'd be very good for my own personal game, but… If not… It's not like 3 is a big number, and I doubt they'll have a merge majority… so it's not like I'm going to go crazy over getting Barbie out, it'd just be convenient.
Tyra - I think Barbie would be better to have around as a number, cuz… I've been getting along with her, you have the advantage of having been on a tribe with her, I think she'd definitely vote with us.
Robb - Yeah, but who would Bill vote with? You were on his tribe?
Tyra - I talked to Bill a total of 0 times on our tribe, so probably Harry.
Robb - Do you have Harry’s vote?
Tyra - Only Harry knows the answer to that question, cuz I most certainly don't know.
Cloé, CF - Robb wants to keep Bill around…….. Which I don't really want, Bill is kinda gross. He's sorta like a janitor at a school that got fired cuz he was really creepy and kids were scared of him. Like, he's literally only Tyra’s age, barely 40, and he looks like an out of shape 75 year old, my dead great grandma is in better shape than him, I come from a long line of sports models I have you, but still! I have no clue how he's younger than my dad, no clue. I think he's a smoker or something, cuz he's aging terribly, and it's uncomfortable to be around… I want him gone. Out. Siyanara.
Cloé - I really say get rid of Bill. It's kinda scary that he's only 40, he looks at least 60, did he like lie on his application or something?
Robb, CF - I want Barbie out, but Cloé wants Bill out hardcore, and Tyra is #TeamCloé, so… I won't argue, but I want to get a feel of where the votes will lie before Cloé’s influence and allure… shines over them. Which needs to be quick, she's crafty.
*IN THE WATER*
-Bill is washing off-
-Harry walks into the water with Jonas-
Bill - Who are you guys thinking of taking out?
Harry - I'm not really sure yet. Maybe Barbie?
Bill - What about… Tyra?
-Harry and Jonas look shocked at this name-
Bill, CF - I expect the vote is gonna be split, Barbie for me and a few people for Barbie, and a few others for me… So why not we let those vote split, and me and my boys vote out Tyra?! She's a huge threat and is on the wrong side of the math equation… it all adds up!
Bill - She's a physical beast, a social pariah and doesn't even need the money… she can go.
Jonas, CF - Bill is really pushing his luck… I like the guy, he's crazy and funny, but… like… Tyra isn't even a name that's been brought up yet, she carried us in 2 challenges, if she goes, and we lose again, he’s surely one of the next two gone, and I don't think anyone's biting on that bait…. Sorry Bill.
Harry - I think we just need to do Barbie, Bill.
Bill - But that makes no sense to me… She's harmless.
Harry - It's too soon to make a big move.
Bill - If we wait too long, we won't ever get a chance to do anything.
Harry - If we do it too soon we get out next.
Harry, CF - Bill is seriously incompetent. It's infuriating, he's pushing for the biggest crutch this tribe could ever ask for… He helps lose us the challenge, and is now trying to call the shots… That's not how it works around here, and he needs to just shut up, and vote for who he's assigned, or he'll just go home.
Bill - I just wanted my thoughts to be heard.
Bill, CF - I tried to change my destiny in this game and got yelled at…. I'm sorry if I am not a sheep, but I'm not going to get slaughtered because of it… I will make tribal explosive, I'll do anything it takes to stay, and I want to win.
*TRIBAL COUNCIL*
-The tribe shows up-
Jeff - Cloé, Bill, Jonas, Harry, Tyra, behind each of you is a torch, dip it into the flame to get fire, fire represents your life in this game as soon as the fire is gone, so are you…
-They each dip it in fire and sit down-
Jeff - Cloé, this is your first tribal council EVER, how does it feel?
Cloé - Honestly, this may sound bad in the wrong context, but this is sorta a dream come true! I've always been watching Survivor and being in the revamped, upgraded area and version, it's really… like the torch, lit! *chuckles*
Jeff - So, you're not nervous at all?
Cloé - Oh, no, I’m scared as Hell! I think everyone has a certain level of paranoia, but I'm loving the experience either way. It's something that I've wanted to do since I was like… a kid, and it’s like… breathtaking to actually be experiencing it! *smiles*
Jeff - Just, a general question, since you're a super fan, and this is your first tribal council, on a brand new tribe you hardly know, what's the basis on the vote? General challenge skill?
Cloé - I think challenge skills is a HUGE factor. Like, I am going to name drop, but Tyra like is a huge challenge carrier on this tribe, so in my opinion, getting rid of her while we're likely nowhere NEAR a merge and challenge threats shouldn't even be apart of the equation yet, would be idiotic. I think I'm good at challenges, Robb too. I think keeping challenge people around for a while is just useful for everyone on camp, while people like… I’m sorry, Bill and Barbie, are just not useful, in my honest opinion.
Bill - Is that because y'all are best girl model friends?
Cloé - No, it's because you're 40 going on 97.
Bill - Your girl here is 40, too?
Cloé - And yet she actually can wake up in the morning without having to adjust her hip back in place.
Jeff - So, Bill… do you think this isn't all about challenges and there’s personal bias in on it?
Bill - Yet I don't get it. I didn't do anything to these people!
Cloé - Exactly, there's no personal bias involved!
Barbie raises her hand - Can I add my insight in on this?
Bill - Oh, boy.
Barbie stands up - In the challenge today, Bill was totally off his aim, and was basically throwing the water into the sky like a ****ing blind penguin, probably just praying it landed somewhere, I tried to catch it, but it wasn't happening, and when I didn't he started yelling at me, and screaming at me, like the grumpy old troll he is. He needs to get out, get therapy and get a new job, because I, personally, would NEVER buy a car from a grumpy old troll. That's just my insight. -sits down and crosses her legs-
Bill - Drunken Barbie has spoken, take my torch out already.
Jeff - Robb, where does your views lie in all of this?
Robb - I don't think everything is just as t seems… I think there's more names being thrown around than we suspect.
Jeff - Tyra, if Robb is right, how comfortable do you feel?
Tyra - I don't think Robb is right, I think only one person has thrown any names out there and that person probably is going home tonight… And if he goes…..
-Bill turns his head towards her quickly-
Tyra chuckles - Sorry, if he or she goes, bye, hope you enjoy Ponderosa.
Jeff - Big reaction when she said he.
Bill - I hope the loose lips sinks the ship.
Tyra - Funny how it's my loose lips, but he's the one calling everyone out. It's sexism, Jeff, when a man does something they're correct, but when a girl steps to plate, it's loose lips that be sinking my ship.
Bill - ****.
Tyra - I am going to pretend I didn't hear, a grown respected man, with a wife, just say that derogatory, intensive, offensive, terrible word, that no man should EVER say to a woman. You are a disgrace. If I wasn't on a reality show I'd go so hood on you right now, you're lucky. Never say that word again.
Jeff - Wow…. Harry, where do you lie in this situation?
Harry - Bill was on my original tribe, but as Tyra and Bill are proving right now, sometimes original tribes doesn't mean alliance. I think I just have to go with who I think is more… Not predictable, but more… Composed.
Jeff - Jase?
Jase - I think just what he said. I mean earlier I had a pretty set decision in mind, but yeah… as Bill said earlier loose lips do sink ships, but it just depends… who's ship sunk… I don't know… We’ll have to see.
Jeff - It's time to vote, Cloé, you're first.
-Cloé walks into the voting area and writes “BILL” in huge letters-
Cloé, holding “BILL” up to the camera - You're a grumpy old man who really should just go back to food stamps. -folds it up and places it into the urn, and walks back-
-Bill walks into the voting area, and writes “BARB” in huge letters, and holds it up-
Bill - I wanted to be writing Tyra, but this could suffice. -folds it and puts it into the urn-
Tyra walks into the voting area, writes “Billy” and holds it up - You don't call me the “C” word, when you're a bigger one. -folds it up and places into the urn-
-Barbie walks in, and starting writing “Bill”-
-Harry is seen walking into the voting area, and taking off the marker cap, and is seen walking back-
-Everyone sits down-
Jeff - I’ll go get the votes.
-Jeff returns with votes-
Jeff - If anyone has the hidden immunity idol and would like to play it…. Now would be the time to do so.
-Tyra flips her hair-
Jeff - No? Okay, Once the votes are read, the decision is final and you'll be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately, i'll read the votes.
First vote…….
“Billy”
Bill.
Second vote……….
“BILL”
Bill.
Third vote…………..
“Bill”
Bill.
Fourth vote………….
“BARB.”
Barbie.
Three votes Bill, One vote Barbie.
Fifth vote…………..
“Bill.”
Bill
Sixth vote……………
And 3rd person voted off of Survivor Japan……
“BILLY.”
Bill… Please give me your torch.
Bill - Good luck everybody. -grabs his torch and walks up to him-
-Tyra smiles-
Jeff - Bill, the tribe has spoken. -snuffs torch-
Bill - Bye everyone. -leaves-
Jeff - A unanimous decision…. is this tribe a unanimous tribe? Do the weak just have no chance? We will see! Head back to camp.
-They all grab their torches and walk out-
NEXT TIME ON SURVIVOR…….
-Tyra chuckles-
Tyra, CF - I got 99 problems, now Bill ain't one!
When people want to take out the Queen…
Jase, CF - She thinks she runs the tribe… She's hot, but she's not as big of a carrier as everyone makes her out to be…….. I sorta think I'm better than her… To be honest.
WILL IT BE…
-Tyra and Cloé chuckle together and high five-
OFF. WITH. HER. HEAD?
Cloé, CF - I think people are getting jealous of her cuz she's cute…. To be honest.
[SURVIVOR : JAPAN.]
Bill, Leaving Words - Barbie is very crafty… as is Tyra… I mean, I made it 9 days…. that's not bad, but… Tyra needs to go fast to be honest, she's a huge strategic and physical threat, and her social game is sorta awful, so… it'll catch up with her eventually….. But I got out so… I obviously did something wrong.
~"evict"
~"go to bed"
~Barbie gives me oxygen.
~Liv being robbed. :(
~Tyra breaking the fourth wall
~"Hahahahaha!"
~Tyra snatching the idol.
~ugh I love Cloé
~DANGEROUS WOMEN ALLIANCE.
~I'm getting Vanessa Rousso flashbacks to the silly girl comment.
~"-No one is shocked-"
~Where's the alcohol?
~I'm getting Matt boot vibes.
~I just remembered 2 women have been booted in a row. I expect a male boot tonight.
~Is Colleen a tranny?
~Clarissa and Madison < 3
~ALL GIRLS ALLIANCE, YES
~what
~what just happened
~adaline is flopping
~"cowgirl hippie bitch"
~"Hahahahaaha!"
~That was Jase's first line since episode 1: "Wow! You do NOT look 40!"
~Wow Jase get's a confessional about Tyra? he's so boring.
~Tyra Steel.
~Cloé and Tyra! < 3
~Who knows!
~wow bill can choke
~yes get bill out!
~why are they still getting idol clues even tho it's been found lol?
~Getting Adaline winner edit vibes tbh.
~ugh Cloé is iconic
~mathematician
~yesss take bill out!!
~Siyanara
~robb targeting Barbie? Welcome to a place called dropping on my rankings!
~I forgot Jonas existed.
~TBH almost all the males are irrel except like Eric, Robb, Matt and maybe Harry.
~BILL TARGETTING TYRA? LMFAO BYEEEEEE.
~funny pun. "lit"
~40 going on 97
~@ Barbie standing up
~I'm getting Jenn from Koah Rong vibes with this
~DEAD, YES BARBIE GO IN
~omg what did bill say?
~@ food stamps
~was it cunt? is that a cussword?
~-Tyra flips her hair-
~@ the unan vote
~Bye-bye, Bill!!
~TBH it was a good episode, it wasn't filler like you said?
~Jase getting a preview spot?? Hope that means he's gone next.
~why'd I get lesbian vibes from Cloé?
~"The vote was unan. This is irrelevant."
