Jeff Probst: Deep in the Philippines, 18 castaways fight to be the last one standing to win a half a million dollars. They will have to endure the harsh realities of being stranded on an island with no food except what they can muster up by themselves.
Rayqua DR: I'm a military bitch, this shit is nothing for me!!
Sunmi DR: I am a natural born leader. I know I can lead my tribe into success!
Julian DR: I came out here to manipulate everyone into doing my bidding. I have no doubt in my mind that I will take home the million dollars prize in 39 days. :)
Jeff: 18 castaways, 39 days, 1 SURVIVOR!!!
*Intro plays*
*Everyone walks on the beach and steps on their tribe colored matts*
Jeff: Girl in the purple shirt, what is your name?
Ryan:.. ARE YOU STUPID?! I'm a BOY! MY NAME IS RYAN!
Jeff: Right... what are you looking forward to the most about playing survivor?
Ryan: I LOVE strategizing, playing the game, doing the challenges and just EVERYTHING about the show! :) I'm really looking forward to this experience and getting a chance of a lifetime.
Ryan DR: I don't want to come across as to aggressive right away, so I have to compose myself. It is IMPERATIVE that I win this game. I will take whatever means necessary.
Jeff: Girl in the front, what's your name?
Nattie : My name is Nattie. :)
Jeff: What element do you think you'll be best at exercising on the show?
Nattie: I think I will be good for the tribe morale! :) I have a way with people and if I keep the mood good around camp, then we will be able to perform better in challenges.
Julian DR: This girl has the potential to win if ANYONE is stupid enough to let her go to the final 3. Her social game will make her a big threat for me to take out at some point in the game.
Jeff: It's time for everyone to head on out to their separate locations. Here's a map and a compass.
*Jeff throws a map and a compass to each tribe*
Jeff: Time to head on out!
Kilawa day 1:
Sunmi DR: Since I plan to be the leader of this tribe, it is only natural that Jeff would throw the map and the compass to ME!
*The tribes arrive on the Kilawa beach*
Meyaar: Nice! We have arrived!
Chris: Isn't it awesome?!
Sunmi: NO TIME FOR DILLY DALLYING! GET TO WORK! WE NEED TO BUILD THE SHELTER BEFORE THE SUN DON'T SHINE NO MORE!
Alexandra DR: Bitch!
Sunmi: Girls, get to weaving!
*Sunmi points at Alexandra and Jess*
Sunmi: I'm going to go help the boys gather stuff to build the shelter. See ya!
*Sunmi leaves*
Jess: WHY does SHE get to go off with the boys while WE have to sit back and weave palm fronds?!
Alexandra: Beats me!
Jess DR: Sunmi is the biggest monstrosity I have ever met in my life! Sit down girl! This isn't a dictatorship!
Kanon day 1:
Zach: Oh my god this is so awesome! I'm going to go suntan on the beach!
*Julian gives Zach the Seohyun eye (The Seohyun look is an inside joke meaning a bitch please look)*
Julian DR: Suntan? Really? Fuck off dude!
*Julian, Tyler and Kesia carry the materials to build the shelter. They walk by Zach who is sun tanning on the beach*
Kesia: What is he doing?!
Julian: Pissing me off!!
Kesia DR: I am soooooooooo sick of Zach being a lazy ass! DO SOMETHING PLEASE!
Julian: If we lose, he's going home. No if, ands or buts about it!
*Later that day*
Tyler: Whew! We finally got the shelter built!
Zach: Oh really? Awesome! I'm really tuckered out from a hard days work. I need to get some rest.
Kesia: What the fuck did he do...
Julian: NO CLUE!
Zach: What are you guys talking about? It took FOREVER for me to get this golden suntan!
Julian: You look like an alien...
Zach: OK FUCK YOU! STOP BEING MEAN! YOU HAVE BEEN MEAN TO ME SINCE WE GOT ON THIS ISLAND!!
*Zach goes to cry in the bushes*
Julian: Grow up, you big baby!
Baba day 1:
Ryan DR: Coming into this tribe I had an instant connection with 3 people. Sam, Rayqua and Jade. SO the 4 of us decided that we all wanted to work together and be in an alliance.
Rayqua: So who should our target be if we lose?? We should make it juicy!
Ryan pulls a Seohyun look: We should just do whoever does the worst in the challenge out of Rose and Kaya...
Rayqua: Oh, that's no fun.
Ryan: It isn't MEANT to be fun...
Rayqua: Oh.
Rayqua DR: I'm really bored of this alliance already. I came to shake shit up and cause drama and that is what I'm going to do...
*Camera cuts to Rayqua in the shelter sitting by Rose's bag*
Rayqua: This should cause some drama!
*Rayqua dumps out Rose's seashell collection and puts one of her seashells by Kaya’s bag*
*Rayqua walks away and Rose sees her seashell collection on the ground scattered about*
Rose: Who the fuck did this! I spent all day collecting these!
*Rose sees one of her seashells by Kaya's bag*
Rose DR: That bitch dumped out ALL of my seashells and I haven't even done anything to her yet! I hate her!
Rose: KAYA, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!
Kaya: I didn't do anything... what are you talking about?!
*Rayqua giggles quietly while hiding in the bushes*
Rose: YOU DUMPED OUT ALL MY SHIT! YOU WILL PAY!!
Kaya DR: What the fuck is her problem?! I didn't do anything!! She is batshit cray cray.
Kilawa day 2:
*Alexandra and Jess are weaving palm fronds while talking*
Jess: Sunmi is such an ugly bitch. :)
Alexandra: I know! She's so bossy too!!
Jess: We need to get the votes to get her out.
Alexandra: Jess, you should flirt with Will and Chris. They seem to only think with their penis, so that is good enough right?
Jess: I'll work it. don't you worry hun! :)
Alexandra: Awesome!
Alexandra DR: It feels REALLY good to have someone in the game that I can trust 150%. Jess is like my bitch in this game and I know she will ALWAYS have my back. If she doesn't I'll make her get medically evacuated with a big ol' smile on my face!!
*Camera cuts to Chris looking for the idol*
Chris: I really feel confident that I can find the idol if I look hard enough.
*Chris searches all over the island but doesn't find anything*
Chris: Damn it! WHAT THE FUCK! UGH!
*Jess walks up to Chris in a suggestive pose*
Jess: Need some help, babe! :*
Chris: Sure!
Chris DR: Jess is one of the sexiest girls I have ever met in my life! She can help me find the idol anyday!
Kanon day 2:
Cherry DR: So I go to get some water and I decided that I would try look for the idol real fast. The first tree stump I looked inside had the idol in it! How lucky is that!
*Cherry sticks her hand in a tree stump*
Cherry: Yes, oh my god it's an idol!!
Cherry DR: The worst part about finding the idol was trying to conceal that I found it. I had to hide it somewhere quick...
*Tyler walks up to Cherry and she scrambles to find a place to put the idol. In a panic, she shoves it in her pants*
Tyler: Hey Cherry, what's up buttercup. ;)
Cherry: Just collected water. I should get going. Be seeing you! :)
Tyler: Hmmm.
Tyler DR: There's something a little fishy about Cherry but I can't put my finger on it. I guess I will have to wait and see as time goes on.
*Camera cuts to Zach sitting alone on the beach*
Zach DR: I find it really hard to connect with people. I often spend my time alone doing my own thing because I really don't know what else to do with myself.
Nattie: Hey Zach! Tyler and Julian caught some fish and I thought I'd bring some to you and stick around for a bit ,unless you don't want me to haha!
Zach: Oh sure! I'd love to have some company around here since it doesn't seem like I'm exactly Mr. popular after yesterday...
Nattie: You can change that! :) If you maybe tried to do a liiiiiiiiittle bit more work around camp I think you would be in a lot better position.
Zach: Maybe so but I feel like I would just get in the way, I'm just a bother haha.
Nattie: NO! DON'T EVER THINK THAT! You are capable of doing a lot of good for the tribe. You just have to believe in yourself!
Zach: Really?
Nattie: Really!
Nattie DR: It is important that I encourage Zach to be the best he can be for the tribe to keep the morale up and make him feel like he is worth something. He has many wonderful and redeemable qualities he isn't showing. However, I must also maintain my relationship with Julian and the rest of the tribe mates and keep my strategic gameplay on par as well.
Zach: Nattie.
Nattie: Yes?
Zach: Thank you.
Nattie: You're welcome. :)
Baba day 3:
Rayqua: So I see that you are a strategic and devious mind as well...
Jade: What? No I'm not!
Rayqua: hahahaha! Cut the bullshit Jade! We all know brilliant minds think alike and I can sense a brilliant mind when I see one!
Jade: Ok, maybe I am a LITTLE evil...
Rayqua: That's more like it. So my strategy is to get everyone to target and vote off Rose if we lose. Then, we use Kaya who is left by herself in the game to vote out Ryan and Sam. After that, we vote off Kaya and voila! Final 2.
Jade: You are so evil... I LOVE IT
*Jade giggles*
Jade DR: This Rayqua bitch is CRAZY! I love her to pieces! We will totally rock this game!
*Camera cuts to Ryan and Sam talking*
Ryan: So like, you and Rayqua are the 2 people I feel like I can trust the most.
Sam: Same!
Ryan: I don't know about that Jade girl though. I trust her for now but I think I might have to cut her off for 4th if she proves to be untrustworthy.
Ryan DR: I want to make 2 final 2 deals with Rayqua and Sam. That way if we go on a losing streak, I am guaranteed the merge, or at least the last one standing on my tribe.
Rayqua: Hey guys can I join in?
Ryan: Sure!
Ryan DR: I adore Rayqua. I don't know why I was so sketchy about her at first. She's a little sass ball like me!
Day 3 Challenge 1:
Jeff: Come on in guys!
*Everyone enters the part of the beach the challenge takes place*
Jeff: Welcome to today's challenge! Today you are playing for fire in the form of flint and immunity. The first tribe to finish will win reward and immunity. The second tribe to finish just wins immunity. The last tribe to finish will have to go to tribal council and vote someone out.
*Jeff uncovers the immunity idols*
*Rayqua licks her chops when she sees the idols*
Jeff: I'll explain the challenge! Today's challenge will be done in pairs. The first pair will be tied together and will have to run out on a pathway to retrieve oars inside a box. Then, you will run back and give the oars to the next pair. The next pair will jump inside a canoe and paddle to your tribe colored buoy. One person will swim down and untie the bags that have a set of puzzle pieces inside them. The final pair will be in charge of solving a complicated tower puzzle. Does everyone understand?
Everyone: Yes.
Jeff: I'll give everyone a minute to strategize!
*After a few moments*
Jeff: SURVIVORS READY... GO!
*The 1st pairs run out to retrieve the oars hidden in the pathways*
Jeff: Will and Sunmi are off to an early lead, but Nattie and Tyler are right behind! Kaya and Sam need to pick up the pace!
*Each pair runs into the pathway. Nattie and Tyler are the first to come out with their oars*
Jeff: Nattie and Tyler have taken the lead!
*Will and Sunmi exit with their oars*
Jeff: Will and Sunmi are right behind!
*Nattie and Tyler hand their paddles to Julian and Kesia while Will and Sunmi hand their paddles to Jess and Chris
Jeff: Kilawa and Kanon take a huge lead while Baba is lagging behind!
*Kaya and Sam come back with their paddles*
Kaya: COME ON SAM!
Jeff: Kaya is dragging Sam through the pathway! They have a lot of time to make up!
*Kaya and Sam finally make it to the canoe and hand the oars to Ryan and Rayqua*
Jeff: Ryan and Rayqua have a LOT of time to make up thanks to Sam!
Sam flips Jeff off*
Jeff: Why thank you Sam! That will TOTALLY help your tribe's progression in winning this challenge!
*Rayqua and Ryan are rowing really fast while Julian and Kesia are slowing down*
Jeff: Rayqua is making up a lot of time that Sam lost! Julian and Kesia are really slowing down!
*Jess and Chris pass Julian and Kesia*
Jeff: Kilawa takes the lead! Rayqua and Ryan have caught up to Julian and Kesia!
Julian: KESIA, PADDLE HARDER!
Kesia: I'M TRYING!
Jeff: BABA HAS JUST PASSED KANON!! Whatever lead Nattie and Tyler gave Kanon is now gone!
*Chris dives down and grabs the puzzle pieces for Kilawa*
Jeff: Kilawa extends their lead!
*Rayqua dives down and grabs their puzzle pieces*
Jeff: It's neck and neck between Kilawa and Baba!
*A little bit later Julian dives down and gets the puzzle pieces for Kanon*
*Rayqua and Ryan are the 1st one's back and give their puzzle pieces to Rose and Jade*
Jeff: Baba is now working on their tower puzzle!
*Jess and Chris arrive and give the puzzle pieces to Alexandra and Meyaar*
Jeff: Kilawa are now working on their puzzle!
*Jade fits the 1st piece onto the tower puzzle*
Jeff: Baba has their 1st piece!!
*Julian and Kesia finally arrive and give their pieces to Zach and Cherry*
Zach: Just stay out of the way Cherry and let me work! I know I can win this for our tribe.
Cherry: Zach I-
Zach: Thank you for the offer Cherry, but I need to prove my worth and do this puzzle on my own. :)
*Cherry covers her face with her hands*
Jeff: Jade and Rose are making huge progress!
*Jade and Rose fit piece after piece after piece*
Jeff: Baba just needs 3 more pieces to win the challenge and flint!
*Meyaar places a piece for Kilawa*
Jeff: Kilawa is now in this!
Zach: I don't understand which way this piece goes in!
Rose: Maybe IF YOU LET ME-
Zach: No, no, that's not necessary. I need to prove my worth!
Cherry: I'm going to kill myself.
*Meyaar fits in another piece*
Jeff: Meyaar fits in another piece!
*Rose places the final piece on the tower puzzle*
Jeff: BABA WINS REWARD AND IMMUNITY!
*Alexandra places a piece*
Jeff: Kilawa is extending their lead!
Zach: I'm at a loss of words. I don't know what to do!
Cherry: STOP!
*Meyaar and Alexandra places several pieces. Alexandra places the top piece of the tower puzzle*
Jeff: KILAWA WINS IMMUNITY!!!!
Zach: FUCK!
Jeff: Baba. Here is fire in the form of flint and immunity!
Everyone on Baba: YEAH!
Jeff: Here's immunity for you Kilawa. Kanon, for one of you, the journey ends tonight. Get back to camp!
Cherry DR: Zach would NOT let me do anything to help! His ass is grass in my book. Learn to be a team player!
Baba before tribal council:
Zach: Guys, I really tried to prove my worth tonight in the challenge. I'm sorry I failed so miserably. I would really like to be given another shot.
Julian: YOU DIDN'T LET CHERRY DO ANYTHING! GET THE FUCK OFF THIS ISLAND!!
Zach: YOU KNOW, I'VE JUST ABOUT HAD IT WITH YOU JULIAN. YOU ARE SUCH A WRETCHED MEAN SPIRITED DEMON. GO DIE IN A HOLE WHILE SUCKING MY BIG FAT COCK!
*Zach runs off to cry in the bushes again*
Julian: What a wimp...
Julian DR; I don't even understand what Zach is doing on this show. He did nothing to contribute around camp, failed in the challenge and didn't let Cherry help him proving he isn't a team player! BYE BYE ZACH! GO HOME!
*Camera cuts to Nattie comforting Zach in the bushes*
Nattie DR: I definitely would like to see Zach stay in the game, but I'm not going to stick my neck out to save him. I'm going to give him key information that MIGHT keep him in the game for 1 tribal council but after that, I'm done.
Nattie: There there, Zachie. :) There is still hope for you to stay in the game if that helps!
Zach: Don't l-lie to m-me Nattie! *sniff*
Nattie: Some people are a little mad at Kesia because she also struggled in the challenge. If you can get Tyler and Cherry to vote with you, I will too.
Zach: Cherry won't vote with me...
Nattie: You never know until you try. :)
Zach: I'll try...
*Zach leaves the area and goes to a separate place to discuss strategy with Cherry and Tyler*
Zach: Hi...
Cherry: WHAT?
Zach: Listen, I'm really sorry for doing what I did in the challenge. I was out of line. I just wanted to prove that I am a worthy player in this game and deserve to be here! Kesia also did really bad in the challenge... If you keep me and get rid of her, I promise I will do whatever you want me to guys...
Cherry: I'll think about it.
Tyler DR: One of the benefits I see in keeping Zach is that you can tell he is pure at heart and a loyal person. That could speak VOLUMES in a game involved around trust, but we also need to keep the tribe strong and I just don't see Zach being on Kesia's level or anyone else’s when it comes to challenges.
Tribal council:
Jeff: Welcome everyone to your 1st tribal council. Everyone grab your torch and light it in the fire. In this game, fire represents life. When your torch is snuffed you are OUT of this game. Nattie, How does it feel going from the tribe in the lead to the tribe that is sitting here tonight at tribal council??
Nattie: It feels horrible! Knowing that at some point you could have won the challenge, and then drastically failing towards the end really puts a damper in your spirits.
Jeff: Zach, you were in charge of the tower puzzle and wouldn't even let Cherry help you. You must admit that put a huge target on your back.
Zach: I already had a huge target on my back for being extremely stand offish to my tribe mates and not helping around camp. I NEEDED to redeem myself in that puzzle alone but I just couldn't pull it together. I really hope my tribe gives me a 2nd chance.
Julian: This isn't a game of 2nd chances, honey.
Zach: YOU KNOW WHAT! YOU'RE REALLY MEAN! YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK OFF!
Julian: You are crazy. Go get an education you moron!
Zach: I DON'T NEED YOUR DAMN ASS ADVICE JULIAN!
Julian: I will be so glad when I rid myself from you.
Jeff: Kesia, a lot of people could see you as a weak link in the tribe as well for your challenge performance paddling. How do you feel about that?
Kesia: While I don't deny that I did bad in the challenge, I definitely wasn't the worst. I deserve to still be here in this game. Plus, let me remind you, I wasn't the only one that was paddling. :)
Julian: You better pipe down while you are ahead, honey. I can change my mind any time now.
Kesia: You don't control me, "honey". The truth is you paddled just as much as I did, so I SHOULDN'T get ALL the blame!
Jeff: With that, it is time to vote! Nattie, you are up.
*Nattie casts her vote*
*Zach casts his vote*
Julian votes for Zach: You are stupid as hell. GOOD. BYE.
*Cherry casts her vote*
*Tyler casts his vote*
Kesia casts her vote: You would be awfully surprised whose name I'd be willing to write down on this little piece of paper right now...
Jeff: I'll go tally the votes!
*Jeff tallies the votes and returns*
Jeff: Once the votes are read the decision is final, the person voted out will be asked to leave tribal council immediately. I'll read the votes! First vote...
Zach
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Julian
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Zach
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Zach
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First person voted out of tribal council...
Zach
Jeff: Zach, you need to bring me your torch.
*Zach brings Jeff his torch*
Jeff: Zach, your tribe has spoken.
*Jeff snuffs Zach's torch*
Jeff: It's time for you to go.
*Zach walks out of the tribal council area*
Jeff: Tonight we had our first casualty in this deadly game. Remember, team work is the key to winning survivor challenges.. You cannot do everything alone nor can you slack off. Get back to camp!
Zach's final words: I tried my hardest to redeem myself after day 1 and I completely failed. I just want to wish my tribe the best of luck. Especially the lovely Nattie! I'll be rooting for you at home! :) Julian, you are a fucking loser! :D
I love this lmfao Im such a crazy bitch ♥