I am finally black after my 69th game (http://www.tengaged.com/game/14715). I joined the site as LaQuawnda way back in the end of August 2009. I never planned on staying, after my first games ended. But today, on June 13, 2010, I am black.
293 days ago, I enrolled in my first castings (not my first game, but first on LaQuawnda).
by LaQuawnda 293 days 8 hours ago
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey.
I am immediately greeted by a HUGE bitch.
by IAMSASHAFIERCE 293 days 8 hours ago
OMG THERES SOMEONE IN OUR GAME NAMED LAQUAWNDA???? why is your avatar so boring laquawndA?
I was not scurred..
by LaQuawnda 293 days 8 hours ago
SASHA betta watch out. I am the HBIC!
I immediately caused drama, and Sashaa and I soon became frenemies. We formed a plan.
from IAMSASHAFIERCE 293 days 8 hours ago
YES, YES, YES.
by me to IAMSASHAFIERCE 293 days 8 hours ago
OKAY. Lets act like we are bitter enemies in the public though, alright? hahaha.
+0 pointsfrom IAMSASHAFIERCE 293 days 8 hours ago
ALLIANCE. NOW.
That was the start of FierceTown, which later formed into FabTown, and then Switchblade Sistahs formed.
Sashaa went on to win the game, I underservingly got 3rd, and I was soon introduced to Kirby (love you gitl, rememba your password), Knagaroo, Kaffreya (DONT TALK ABOUT MY DAUGHTER, DOLLY, YOU BITCH!), Lesbian, BabiiGurll, Life, AlohaLani and his fucking t-shirt t-shirt..
And Sharkskin.
Sharkskin, you are a SCARY motherfucker. You keep doing you, boo, and I will keep doing me. Fuck dis, fuck dat. Keep harassin' everyone, and brushin' da dirt of your shoulders. I am SO glad you added yourself to the Switchblade Sistahs. You make me smile, and you really deserve the Haskova-treatment and get instant top blogs.
Sashaa (formerly da artist known as IAMSASHAFIERCE), we have been through a lot. We have fought hard, laughed hard, and at da end of da day, we have had stuck togetha, putting switchblades in our opponents backs.
Knagaroo, you were hilarious! I had no idea you were part of the BT when I met you, cause your avatar was black with black hair, and I thought you were a black woman named Carol, but even though it turned out your were just a white gay Jewish drunk from Wisconsin, I still loved ya. You and your daughter, Sabrina Raye, make me laugh so hard. Continue being you, Jake.
Wonderland, Amy, WONDERBITCH. Really, you shouldn't be apart of LAQUAWNDA's blog, but because I love you so much, you get to be among the first with a shout out. You were one of my first true friends. I was in your first game, we alligned towards the end (cause I couldn't get you out) and we have talked ever since. I am including Ryan (Redyan) in this. You two made Tengaged fun and are probably why I'm here.
Kirby, my sweet little British freak. You and BRONICA's little fighting was amazing. COME BACK.. somehow.
Mahogany - You were a great addiction to da switchblades. I am so glad we met, and I appreciate all the gifts you showered me with and all the games you carried me to the end.
Cheznahuf, Kaffreya, Emmaleigh, Lesbian - You were in one of my first castings (not under LaQuawnda). I was intimidated by you SCARY purple levels (Kaffreya, chez) and EMMALEIGH (number 3 or 2 and recent star winner), You guys were bitches and negged me, yet I didn't care, and sucked up so hard. You guys fell in ,love with me, and I never attacked your daughter, Issy, in return. Emmaleigh, I will continue to be your PET, and thank you guys for basically letting me part of the phUN dynasty. Lets do stars sometimes.
Abrogate, you are AWESOME. Sorry for being a fucking bitch that game, and giving you 5th for no nice reason. I can't wait to play The Duel with you, and you complete me. Abrogate, more like ABRO-FAKE!
The Slut Tribe - Fiona, DanielAllen, Lala, and Nikia. You guys are great. I am glad half of you have won stars since our tribe. Daniel and Lala, sorry you guys haven' been so lucky, stars wise. I am so sad I was banned Day 0 in that tribe, but it was the start of our friendships. and I am glad. Your friendships introduced other people, like jhay and stuff, so yea.
ANDYCHUCK - We are both blog whores. When you were a stars finalist, I voted for Jake to win, and he did. We later became friends, somehow, and then we joined a little game of Survivor, which turned you into an even BIGGER celebrity, and you became Tengaged's sweetheart.
The Lads, SPECIFICALLY Dru and Ben. Top respect to you all. We've had some issues, but I am everything is peacy now, ye? Anyways, merts for life. Ben, I am glad we had a stupid little fake relationship after our stars. And ye, top respect, mates.
ZEEnon, you probably should be FIRST on the list. I was about to cure my addiction to a stupid website, but thanks to you, I replaced one addition for another. Congrats on your stars win this morning. You totally deserve it, especially after my girl Fiona was being a super-bitch this week. :P
Also, to all the scummy bitches that are associated to ZEE, IGMEOY. That's right Drench, CAYKE, and Kaleidescope.
The Bloundetourage, I wanted to be one of you so bad. Thank God I was rejected! I tried to raise my status by having a blog relationship with xexplosive, which turned into a engagement gone a bad. I tried having an enemy, by making fun of Alexxandra. I tried being friends with Skeeet, and Lonlee, which worked. But yea, I love every single one of you "girls", past and present. Except Sapphire Rose, whom I never met.
Nikki47, NoMo, Benh1987 - Luv y'all.
sw33t - You're a sweet bitch. Thanks for the weave, and SORRY times 100 for backstabbing you. I hope we're even, and I hope we can play soon.
ESLE - I love all you guys. I hope we can play more with eachother. Zach, I am so glad we're in the casting with eachother - it's almost like old times. :)
phUN - Usykld, Sassy, Umaw, Kaffreya, Abro, Emmaleigh, ETCETERA times a million. You are the best alliance on Tengaged. Way better than my switchblades. haha. You guys are awesome.
AHezze - Ah man, I almost forgot you. You gave me 9th in our only game. FUCK YOU AHEZZE. You are still off da hezze though.
Runner450 - You are Off da runner. -does little claw thing Ben and I love-
NoelSarah- Blogs with Noelsarah's name in it are more likely to become top blogs.
Haskova - Same thing as above, but in a long paragraph form. -posts long paragraph to be funnier, but don't have the time-
Night Crew - Weight Watchers called, they want their scales back. -rim shot-
Savcodusche - I love you. You are my only ally where I've alligned with everytime where I ended up in the final four. Thanks. You are the best ally on here!
VictorOxila - Lets do some volleyball sometime, okay? It's CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZy how we only live two blocks apart! hahahaha.
MinsiKid - On behalf of Legendofbethany - THANK YOU.
Legendofbethany - I have a confession. I lied to you. You were a white level, and you bought Ts. I told you my dog died. You bought me my first gift, since all my black level friends were douche bags. I love you, you are sweet.
MoreBeast Than You - Dis Harper's Island. Beast Be John Wakefield And All Dem Otha Cunts In Staws 80 Is His Victums. You deserve to win stars. You will. Don't worry. I love you.
qwert2 - Out of all the people on this website, we strangely have more in common than anyone. I have enjoyed all our talk about forensics, plays, and how we both are thesbians.
Jesica, Rovena, and Gisian - You all complete me. You are my besters <3.
Lexxu, go check yo' thighs in da mirrah, you fat bitch!
ZIMY - glad I could share getting black with you! We've played once, it was fun, so lets play some more! :D
I am going to update this sporadically throughout the day! It's very late, and there is SO many people on here I like, so don't take it personally if you were "snubbed". Because I will write your name.
Thanks for the memories Tengaged, and thanks for being a part of such a crazy, hectic, and terrible, yet good at times, year.
Remember to vote me the winner of Stars 90. :) Switchblade Sistahs fo' Life.
I am finally black after my 69th game (http://www.tengaged.com/game/14715). I joined the site as LaQuawnda way back in the end of August 2009. I never planned on staying, after my first games ended. But today, on June 13, 2010, I am black.