Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Bush is one.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Sienfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took 3.
What is it?
The answer is: "A Last Name..."
You didn't really think it could be something else, did you? ;p
I went to a party last Saturday and while scanning the guest, there was this really looking guy that caught my attention.
I approached him, smiled and said: "Hello, my name is Carmen."
He replied in that cliche way: "That's a beautiful name."
So, I was quite direct: "Actually I changed my birth name to Carmen because it represent what I like the most in life. Cars and Men, therefore I'm Carmen... and what's your name?"
He hesitated for a bit, laughed a little bit and replied: "BJ Titsengolf."
(If you don't get it, try to ready the name out loud, slowly, to hear how it sounds).
I took a break from tengaged for the last 4 years but I started missing it lately so I decided to check it out again. I noticed there's a new game (fasting) and the Hunger Games which is nice to see something new.
Anyway, I also noticed most of friends went inactive or barely remember me (which is quite understanble, it's been 4 years after all) so I'm hoping to meet new people again. =D
Seems I had "Humor Blog" where I used to post funny things on a daily basis so guess I'll start working on it again. I do remember blogging was a good way to get $Ts.
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for all of the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
The Response:
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for all of the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
