Its been claimed that these are from real court room experiences – taken down and published by court reporters!
Q. What is your brother-in-law’s name?
A. Borofkin.
Q. What’s his first name?
A. I can’t remember.
Q. He’s been your brother-in-law for years, and you can’t
remember his first name?
A. No. I tell you I’m too excited. (Rising from the witness
chair and pointing to Mr. Borofkin.) Nathan, for God’s sake,
tell them your first name!
Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?
A. I refuse to answer that question.
Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?
A. I refuse to answer that question.
Q. Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?
A. No.
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