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Big Brother and online Hunger games.

Misleading much? =P

Jun 16, 2010 by Lunnya
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you... wanna feel you in my mouth... I want you my ice cream.

Last night I couldn't sleep. I wanted your warmth against my skin. I wanted you on me. I wanted to feel you all over my body... but I couldn't find you! Where did I put my pajama?

You don't get out of my head, be it day or night. I try the best I can to get you out but it's all in vain. I never thought this would happen... damned louse.

The birds do it, the bees do it. Do you want to do it with me? Oh! Nevermind... none of us can fly.

Someday you may loose your hair. You may loose your teeth, your money and even loose your mind but one thing you'll never loose: your good looks. Because you can't loose what you don't have.

I've read your horoscope for this year:
- Health, the gods smile at you;
- Money, the gods smile at you
- Sex, the gods laugh at you.

Comments

LOL! Those are hilarious I love it.<3 +10
Sent by ZEEnon,Jun 16, 2010
Yeah, I used to text message my friends with some of those. It's a nice little prank.
Sent by Lunnya,Jun 16, 2010
:)
Sent by dannymulcahy,Jun 16, 2010
LOL
Sent by Xotikzz,Jun 16, 2010
damnnn homie
Sent by 2008girl,Jun 16, 2010

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