I went to a party last Saturday and while scanning the guest, there was this really looking guy that caught my attention.
I approached him, smiled and said: "Hello, my name is Carmen."
He replied in that cliche way: "That's a beautiful name."
So, I was quite direct: "Actually I changed my birth name to Carmen because it represent what I like the most in life. Cars and Men, therefore I'm Carmen... and what's your name?"
He hesitated for a bit, laughed a little bit and replied: "BJ Titsengolf."
(If you don't get it, try to ready the name out loud, slowly, to hear how it sounds).