who will help me work through some of my childhood issues. When I was little, I learned that dolphins frequently got trapped in tuna nets. Despite all of my protests, my mother made me eat tuna salad constantly.
What I want is someone who will squeak like a dolphin while I cry and eat a can of tuna (the kind packed in oil, not water.) and then apologize to you, the dolphin.
There will be no sex involved unless you want to quietly tug your wang while I cry and eat.