I hate when they cough and sneeze without covering their mouths. I hate when they sing, especially a parody of an actual song. I hate that most cannot form a coherent sentence. I hate when parent's walk around as if the world somehow owes them something because they procreated. I hate when children cry/scream loudly for a full hour in public and the parent does nothing (this should be grounds for imprisonment imo) I hate when they are blonde. I hate when they are soulless gingers. I hate when they whine. I hate when they try and get other children in trouble. I hate when parents feel it is necessary to use members of the public to teach their children lessons (I legit do not have the time for wait for your idiot kid to count out like 75 cents in nickles so that the moron can learn math while a huge line is forming behind you.)
