1. Chima
2. Candice
3. Michelle Noonan (Not much of a train wreck her season but she would be now clearly)
4. Amanda Zuckermen
5. Jen Johnson
6. Beau
7. Rachel Riley
8. Danielle Murphee (if they give her the stalker edit she deserved)
9. Shelly (for chain smoking and making up lies)
10. April
11. Ginamarie
12. Dick (even HIV+? Probably, they wouldn't pass up Dick+Jen+Daniele)
13. Daniele Donato for the Dick+Jen+Rachel drama
14. Janelle (if she was 5 years younger and not a mom)