Sorcerer's Stone:
Kinda cute but the child actors really blow but Oliver Wood is my dad
Chamber of Secrets:
Much better plus Lucius, Oliver, and young Tom Riddle turned me gay
Prisoner of Azkaban:
Glorious cinematic masterpiece, one of my favorite films of all time
Goblet of Fire:
Steaming pile of rancid shit topped with that one scene where Cedric's dad cries
Order of the Pheonix:
More minute pile of poop with that patronus scene that made me weep and Evana's spot on Luna Performance. Umbridge should have been uglier, the battle of the department of mysteries was ravaged in such a bad way.
Half-Blood Prince:
A fucking teen comedy mixed in with Dumbledore's death okay no
Deathly Hallows Part 1:
I like this film the camping was fine
Deathly Hallows Part 2:
Shitty film. Dan and Rupert's bare chests turned me straight
Chamber of Secrets is trash and waaaay too long