Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
the neocortex, the old theory held, the signals are sent to the limbic brain, and
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
The wall
Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
Looking for surveys
What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Breaking Bad season 1 episode 5
Without looking, guess what time it is
8:05 I looked right before this ha
Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
8:05 slay
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
2 hours ago, took a walk
Did you dream last night?
Yeah probably
Do you remember your dreams?
Sometimes
When did you last laugh?
Today
Do you remember why / at what?
My friend said something fucking hilarious about thank you notes
What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Old Americana paintings (3) and 4 mirrors all in one room.
Seen anything weird lately?
I watched that video of that old man getting murdered, wouldn't recommend.
What do you think of this quiz?
eh
What is the last film you saw?
Saving Private Ryan I do believe
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Right fucking here
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I'd get some sunflower seeds
Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
I'm an atheist
If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
A world were I could never have to work and live an extremely comfortable life. I want to be an heir.
Do you like to dance?
Yes
Would you ever consider living abroad?
No
Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
I don't know nor do I care to try
Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
It was a spam call from Maryland
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Civ VI
Last time you swam in a pool?
Last summer
Type of music you like most?
Soft rock
Type of music you dislike most?
Country/rap
Are you listening to music right now?
No
What color is your bedroom carpet?
I have wood floor
If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
carpeting lol
What was the last thing you bought?
Passion fruit gelati from Ritas
Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
no
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Maybe
Do you have a garden?
no
Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Yes
What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
"Why is my alarm so fucking obnoxious"
If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
Bernie Sanders
Who sent the last text message you received?
My friend from before
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Walmart
What time is bed time?
1:30-3 am
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
no
How many tattoos do you have?
0
If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
No
What did you do for your last birthday?
Went to get Thai food
Do you carry a donor card?
no
Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
2 of my friends
Is the glass half empty or half full?
There's water in it
What's the farthest-away place you've been?
Rome, Italy
When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Probably never
Have you ever won a trophy?
Yes
Are you a good cook?
No
Do you know how to pump your own gas?
yes?
If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?
I'd want to meet a copy of myself so we could fuck
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
no
Do you touch-type?
idk what this means
What's under your bed?
nothing
Do you believe in love at first sight?
maybe
Think fast, what do you like right now?
penis, sunflower feeds, milkshakes
Where were you on Valentine's day?
Who the fuck knows?
What time do you get up?
7:45
What was the name of your first pet?
Tabby
Who is the second to last person to call you?
My friend a different one tho
Is there anything going on this weekend?
Born In China and work. Also college graduation lmfao
How are you feeling right now?
Content
What do you think about the most?
Day dreams/fantasy worlds/survivor/combination of all 3
What time do you get up in the morning?
it varies
If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
Probably I wouldn't tell people lol
Who would you tell first?
Maybe my dad and that might be it
What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?
Beauty and the Beast
Do you sing in the shower?
yeah
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
walmart wtf
What do you do most when you are bored?
Masturbate
What do you do for a living?
dollar tree
Do you love your job?
no lol
What did you want to be when you grew up?
an heir
If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
an heir
Which came first the chicken or the egg?
This is a ridiculous question that fundamentally misunderstands evolution through natural selection.
How many keys on your key ring?
1
Where would you retire to?
where I am now
What kind of car do you drive?
an old one
What are your best physical features?
my calves lol
What are your best characteristics?
determination humor
If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
London
What kind of books do you like to read?
fiction/fantasy
Where would you want to retire to?
wtf
What is your favorite time of the day?
night
Where did you grow up?
pittsburgh pa
How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
a few miles lol
What are you reading now?
About to start Sabriel again
Are you a morning person or a night owl?
night
Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
no
Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
yes
Do you have pets?
no
How many rings before you answer the phone?
I don't answer quit often
What is your best childhood memory?
I don't have any
What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?
bus boy (fired), day camp counselor, walgreen's, dollar tree
Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?
About to start grad school and move out of home
