This site uses cookies. If you continue to browse the site, we shall assume that you accept the use of cookies.
Big Brother and online Hunger games.

How peeps stole Christmas.

2ndDec 24, 2010 by MrAlexD
You're a mean one, Mr. Peeps.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Peeps.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Peeps.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Peeps.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Peeps.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Peeps.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Peeps.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Peeps.

The three words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote:

Stink, Stank, and Stunk

You're a rotter, Mr. Peeps.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Peeps.

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Peeps.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss.
Mr. Peeps.

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!

Comments

I'd touch you with my thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
Sent by Questionable,Dec 24, 2010
lolz
Sent by Scheuerman14,Dec 24, 2010
Lol top blog
Sent by rdude1,Dec 24, 2010
lmao
Sent by vikejk17,Dec 24, 2010
haha lol!
Sent by koolman631,Dec 24, 2010
LOL STINK STANK STUNK
Sent by Timster,Dec 24, 2010
aww peeps :(
Sent by Bella777,Dec 24, 2010
Lmao<3
Sent by babybooboo,Dec 24, 2010
loloollol
Sent by Viola,Dec 24, 2010
I almost wrote a blog like this

You must love d r a m a
Sent by SirGaga,Dec 24, 2010
hahahaha
Sent by zimdelinvasor,Dec 24, 2010
+13
<3
Sent by Pepper,Dec 24, 2010
Lol :)
Sent by semajdude911,Dec 24, 2010
LOL
Sent by Hurricane,Dec 24, 2010
+10
Sent by moup94,Dec 24, 2010
Lol
Sent by princesskk,Dec 24, 2010
You spammed this how sad.
Sent by wwemrpeeps,Dec 24, 2010
hahahahahahahhahahahahhah
Sent by MichaelFisher,Dec 24, 2010
couldn't have said it better
Sent by Tykeal,Dec 24, 2010
LOLO so PLUSSED!!!
Sent by survivor113,Dec 24, 2010
bahaha
Sent by markuskaus,Dec 24, 2010
really?  this is a top blog?
with the exception of Peeps for Grinch, he didn't change a thing
Sent by realitynerd,Dec 25, 2010
luvsit
Sent by streeter,Dec 25, 2010

Leave a comment